Elon Musk

still don’t understand why he included the rose emoji with that post

He self identifies as Tuxedo Mask

the red pill is actually democratic socialism

Funny thing about Grimes's mom is that she was a Tesla-owning Elon Musk fangirl well before her daughter started dating him.

sounds like she has been red pilled since then.. about elon musk

its sad when your enthusiasm for a luxury electric vehicle brand is marred by your daughter having the child of its psycho ceo

the classic tragedy

elonmusk @ coronavirus

and its more famous prequel, elonmusk space x

This is a thread about what it’s like to be Elon Musk’s neighbor.

— Rachel Monroe (@rachmonroe) May 21, 2020

brutal

these fucking people

So do you want him to personally apologize for being the only person really making strides to make the world a better place? And actually executing ideas? Cool keep up the good work

— Noya (@NoyaOfficial) May 21, 2020

Saving hmanity is worth the inconvenience.

— Jub 🖖🧢 ☂️ (@hjub) May 22, 2020

the cartoon in that string ha

Breaking news:

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2020/may/25/elon-musk-grimes-change-baby-name-roman-numerals-look-better

Musk said that he told Behnken and Hurley's kids: "We've done everything we can to make sure your dads come back."

— Miriam Kramer (@mirikramer) May 27, 2020

as trump told the widow of a dead special forces soldier, 'he knew what he signed up for'

"we'll see what happens"

"there's always the AZ-5"

Saved by the weather, lucky bastards

Musk looks like a face transplant recipient. I don't know if it's the Michael Jackson stubble or what.

he and zuck def rolled straight outta the uncanny valley

^ yes. They look like video game representations of themselves.

idk what Zuck's excuse is but Elon's definitely had a ton of implants put into his face so that he can look good from precisely one angle

Uncanny Valley, CA
Pop. 2

zuckerberg clearly some sort of not quite human inter dimensional traveler

boom

The SpaceX Starship rocket prototype SN4 exploded after an engine test this afternoon in Texas.

Credit: @LabPadre livestream https://t.co/aPJknKdl6M pic.twitter.com/gXKWTH0VLn

— Michael Sheetz (@thesheetztweetz) May 29, 2020

imagine being the astronauts waiting on their rescheduled launch

meteors did it

Seems sad and wrong this is like the only thread mentioning NASA sending astronauts into space. But not as sad as the FB correspondent rocking the weird NASA Members Only jacket complete with mock epaulets in front of all the wood grain top “engineering desks.” This is not the spaceage timeline i hoped for.

stay safe and whole astronauts.

i guess there's this somewhat arcanely named thread also: DSKY-DSKY Him Sad: Official ILB Thread For The Heroic Age of Manned Spaceflight

Shh!

Congratulations to the Astronauts that left Earth today. Good choice

— Andy Milonakis (@andymilonakis) May 30, 2020

pic.twitter.com/CgiuE9aL52

— No Context Russia (@Russia_NC) June 1, 2020

congratulations elon musk on catching up w soviet russia 60 years ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm__ZSLc6Is

Good luck finding a charging outlet in the middle of the ocean, genius.

jesus what is the pitch and roll on that drone boat, that sea looks pretty busy. i'm kinda like, 'is that real?'

but let's compare with the video of soviet russia doing it 60 years ago.

oops

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Tesla Model 3 plows info overturned truck on highway. I’m sure the driver was paying complete attention to the road and wasn’t relying on autopilot because he was told the car could drive itself....$TSLAQ pic.twitter.com/cHjueqH0j4

— hand washing rooster 🐓 (@jsin86524368) June 1, 2020

did he died

every human being in that video seems like a bad driver

not even injured xp https://insideevs.com/news/426312/video-tesla-crash-stopped-truck

good cars confirmed

it seems the Autopilot system has some issues in detecting stationary objects

details, details

All cars are bad

On the plus side, there was no gas tank to burst into flames.

the autopilot knew he'd survive and learn something important about trusting autopilot -- a lesson that could save his life someday.

or perhaps the autopilot ai takes twitter input and made a different optimization that failed

i’m so thoroughly pissed at this reality and the “i’m sure x” OP, and also aware of the difference, that i wanna throw up my hands and answer “i hope it happens to you.” to be sure i really don’t, but ftw.

and by OP i mean the twunt, not lagoon tbc.