The Irish

why is every man on irish tv a hotel manager?

https://irishboston.org/images/march/ryan-tubridy.jpg

"i'll have dearbhla add those 'additional expenses' (cocaine!) to your bill"

this is the basic vibe on literally every rte program

Sometimes I think about how there was an Irish laundry firm called Swastika Laundry which predated the Nazis rise to power but continued to use the name and distinctive logo well after WWII, up until 1987. pic.twitter.com/sB6vvjnyFr

— Mr Demos of Pnyx (@gem_ste) May 19, 2020

In his May 2007 interview with Jason O'Toole, former Minister for Health Cowen admitted to smoking marijuana, saying,

Anyone who went to the UCD bar in the '70s that didn't get a whiff of marijuana would be telling you a lie. I would say there were a couple of occasions when it was passed around – and, unlike President Clinton, I did inhale! There wasn't a whole lot in it really – (it was like) a Sweet Afton, as a 10-year-old, under a railway bridge on a rainy day, in small town Ireland in the late '60s. I certainly got more enjoyment out of a few pints.

I found it. The worst take. pic.twitter.com/oKLt7YnPnU

— Liam Hogan (@Limerick1914) May 31, 2020

and the replies particularly this thread

COME OUT, YE BLACK AND TANS
COME OUT, DEBATE ME MAN TO MAN

— 🐟🎄The Christmas Fish🎄🐟 (@TheXmasFish) May 31, 2020

Nelson Mandela founded the armed wing of the ANC, you dingbat. https://t.co/WGuad7OKLU

— Ash Sarkar (@AyoCaesar) June 1, 2020

reminds me of this, when history is Duntified by moronic libs!

Fuck offfffff
https://www.thejournal.ie/uk-court-family-irish-phrase-grave-headstone-5112813-Jun2020/

UK church asks family to translate Irish phrase on mum's grave amid concerns it could be 'seen as political'
Judge Stephen Eyre said non-Gaeilgeoirs might think the phrase was “some form of slogan”.

WTF? Plus a Church Court? Oh, right, it's Church of England.

absolute fuckin shitshow

I mean I'd never bet against it, but was there something in particular...?

Your man from labour falling asleep during a vote on workers rights wasn’t it

Imagine earning a TDs salary to go in & fall asleep at work. https://t.co/F8254sDK0Y

— Daithi K. (@tvcritics) July 16, 2020

this?

oh no I think that is US, but I got it off an Irish poster!

oh no scratch that it is Eamon Ryan from the green party and some other twat

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-07-15/apple-wins-eu-court-fight-over-14-9-billion-tax-bill

Fg are landlords and thugs

Which fucking prick wrote this????

https://theguardian.com/commentisfree/2020/jul/20/the-guardian-view-on-irish-politics-an-enviable-beauty-is-born

The new nation is the Irish Republic.

Before Brexit and Mr Johnson, Ireland might have taken an informal cue on handling the pandemic from its larger and richer neighbour.

Where is this leading? The coalition has a clear majority. All three parties voted decisively for it.

The post-pandemic reopening of pubs this week has had to be pushed back because of a spike in cases.

This is nevertheless a salutary moment. Step by step, Ireland’s old nationalist politics, shaped by Britain in so many ways, have moved on.

Ireland is prospering by doing things more rationally and in ways that are firmly rooted in the state’s membership of multilateral institutions. The many in these islands who yearn for Britain to do likewise can only look on as, in Ireland, an enviable beauty is born.

Deems (bless his soul) would've thrown that report straight into this thread

#yearnforbritain

Lol, was wondering when that guardian article would show up here!

The civil rights campaigner, Nobel Peace Prize winner and SDLP stalwart died at Owen Mor nursing home in his beloved Derry after a short illness.

One of the most influential figures in the modern history of this island. pic.twitter.com/6uhD0EOrWy

— Richard Chambers (@newschambers) August 3, 2020

The great love of his life, his wife Pat, said in 2018 that John Hume didn't remember much of what he achieved in his life - Sunningdale, the Anglo-Irish Agreement, the Good Friday Agreement.

It is a testament to his brilliance, that the island will never forget that work.

— Richard Chambers (@newschambers) August 3, 2020

Some people ask, “what makes you proud to be Irish? The culture, the music, the superior dairy products?” While these are all good shouts, the only true answer is “ilxors are unconsciously picking and using Hiberno-Irish, thereby confirming it as the site’s prestige dialect.”

ha, haven't noticed this. I'll keep an eye out

…the plot thickens:

Montreal!

Book Group: They're reading Helen DeWitt's "The Last Samurai" (nothing to do with the Tom Cruise movie!) over at Conversational Reading - Maybe we should do the same here?

Love and hate this depressing incestuous country and its cronyism

#Golfgate is more than the dinner itself. It's a perfect illustration of how cosy Ireland's elite are together - high court judge, former political journalist on Ireland's public service broadcaster, TD's, Senators, banking lobbyists and "good" families, all sitting down together

— Sorcha Ní Aoláin (@SJTHolland) August 21, 2020

I feel there might now be popular support for my platform of attendees to Oireachtas Golf Society events to be greeted by machine-gun fire - the problem is maintaining that support next year if Covid is no longer an issue.

There will be a lot of people thinking "The politicians giving out about this are jealous that they weren't there".

Also, they're not entirely wrong there.

I mean, yeah? Look at the names, that’s a pretty good list of your typical room where the decisions get made.

Taken by David Minihane off Castletownbere on Monday. Just wait for it...... pic.twitter.com/naumi7E7Xn

— Cork Beo (@corkbeo) August 22, 2020

whale say hi to me

i'm going to ireland in a couple of weeks! literally years since i was there not during christmas although this may obviously be in lieu of

Are you watching the ESB ad or wha

But also, why do you go home so infrequently? Don’t answer if personal, obviously.

lol can't be arsed!

ireland or marseille this summer? hmmm

Meanwhile in Ireland

#Breaking The Cabinet is to self-isolate and the Dáil has been adjourned following news that Minister for Health Stephen Donnelly is unwell and being tested for Covid-19

— RTÉ News (@rtenews) September 15, 2020

Big shouts to Irish-America for the sharp intake of breath you just coerced me into having pic.twitter.com/QEiCT3p7Sb

— Myles na gCovid-19. (@EXECUTIVESTEVE) September 16, 2020

Obsessed with O’Neill’s in Soho actively choosing to tell this story of terminal cultural decline pic.twitter.com/kfaKhF13hg

— Sean Bernard (@seanbgoneill) September 18, 2020

I stayed in a Travelodge in swords last night and was so desperate for shit Irish telly I ended up watching all two hours of an episode of Maura and daithi from 2019

On YouTube (the TV was broken)

There is, of course, previous between our island and The Economist:

In deeply Protestant England, they think a German woman has magic blood and throw money at her and her dogs to live in huge palaces whilst their children go hungry https://t.co/FE3ddvC8wp

— The Man Don't Give A... (@JurassicArse) September 22, 2020

the people, rapidly increasing, have been reduced, by acts for which they are chiefly to blame, to a sole reliance on the precarious crop of potatoes. It would be unjust to Ireland – it would be a neglect of a great duty which is imposed on us at this time – if we did not point to this calamity, assuming as it does this aggravated form, as in a great measure the natural result of that crime which has precluded the people from other available resources. That the innocent suffer with the guilty, is a melancholy truth, but it is one of the great conditions on which all society exists. Every breach of the laws of morality and social order brings its own punishment and inconvenience. Where there is not perfect security, there cannot be prosperity. This is the first law of civilization.

In fairness, her, her dad and her grandad are English, and Buckingham Palace is publicly owned so the UK is her landlord and kinda required to discharge its duties as such. If we're going to go after rich people for not contributing, she's waaaaay down the list.

— FalanxZealot (@FalanxZ) September 22, 2020

P good comeback 2 this

Not really

No I mean the reply to that reply. Why am I posting replies idk I suck today

Oh yes i definitely laughed at that, he’s one of the best accounts on the godforsaken site

Jon Bon Jovi on Armchair Podcast speaking about how his upbringing was different to Bono "I didn't have Orangemen walking through his neighborhood saying get the Catholic kid and beat him up"

— [Dave Leahy] (@daveleahy) October 6, 2020

lool!

lolol

We Now Go Live To Finglas. pic.twitter.com/L0j7qCHeGb

— Féach News (@_FeachNews) October 6, 2020

bono isn't even catholic iirc?

my mum said once when she was driving her sister Joan from Dublin to Kilbrew she pointed at a very grand house somewhere and said that's where Bono grew up, but she said it was nothing on the mansion the Coyle's of Tayto crisps fame lived in! It wouldn't surprise me if he wasn't catholic.