Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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if only politicians could be controlled by a tens of thousands of people viewing their lives through VR goggles on the politicians' heads, each of viewers mashing the button corresponding to what they wanted them to do at that given moment, with second amendment warriors facing off against factions trying to get them to head toward the bathroom

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

xp

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

Google “biden palestinian authority” and it’s almost nothing but right wing sites flipping the fuck out over his commitment to “restore funding to terrorists”

Plus one haaretz article that’s about 350 words, assuming that’s still not too long for milo to read without flying into a tizzy

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

Literally all it takes is reading replies on a site I don’t even use, and entering basic search terms. Your cherry picking bullshit is weak

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

i understand i will never be happy with a viable candidate's position on this issue that is why i don't engage in these conversations generally. my question is did anyone choose to read that over before putting it on his website

forensic plumber (harbl), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:30 (three years ago) link

Probably two people. Watch it get tweaked by tomorrow.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

Such cherry picking to, uh, quote the words the Biden campaign chose, without comment.

Your brains are going to melt out of your ears by November.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:37 (three years ago) link

Please give us some pro tips on how to live without brains

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:39 (three years ago) link

Is everyone you meet a fucking stooge? I assume yes. Have you ever considered that might say something about what you are?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

See, you've already devolved to "I'm rubber and you're glue" stage of development.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

guys guys. you're both bad

lumen (esby), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link

I've met almost no stooges, but I've also never met someone who gets mad because a horrible phrase in service of a horrible man was pointed out in a mocking manner.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link

Your everyday sanctimonious bullshit in the service of the profound and truly novel narrative that AMERICA SUCKS AND WILL NEVER GET BETTER drives me up the wall, over it, and into a burning dumpster of discombobulated rage. I have allowed you to live in my head rent free! I have lost at this game.

You wouldn’t know a coherent foreign policy if it kicked you in the dick, though.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:48 (three years ago) link

harshness tombot

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:50 (three years ago) link

tombot otm

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

Super weird thing to get mad about IMO.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link

super weird to continue ragging on biden with barr, mcconnell, and trump running loose

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link

I get mad about things I know about

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 01:58 (three years ago) link

I thought it was a mental trick to make yourself feel better about voting for a sex creep in a district where your vote is wholly irrelevant but okay.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:01 (three years ago) link

Fuck you, dumbass

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link

"AMERICA SUCKS AND WILL NEVER GET BETTER"

FWIW only the first half is definitely correct

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:07 (three years ago) link

Otmbot

akm, Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:09 (three years ago) link

America just sucks, Joe Biden sucks and will never get better.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

wow i'm shocked that joe biden's website reflected the mainstream u.s. consensus on one of the most polarizing issues in the world. truly hope this horrible man loses in november so we can have a socialist uprising in 2024.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link

i just want to see hunter biden finally brought to justice

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:21 (three years ago) link

xxp just don’t post it though, if you do your feelings about him will penetrate the ilx bubble and color the opinions of millions of swing voters

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link

I don't think anyone expressed shock or even disappointment? Though "the Palestinians are doin it to themselves" is pretty craven even for a centrist Democrat in 2020.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:29 (three years ago) link

why is it more gauche to post to the trump thread than the biden thread?

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link

trump is the unwanted trip and biden is the accidental patio chat in hour 4

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

milo your constant trolling is making me not like ilx anymore, it's not your point of view it's the way you present it

Dan S, Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:42 (three years ago) link

I've never trolled ILX.

Like... I posted an image taken directly from Joe Biden's campaign website (something I consider pretty terrible, but I did not comment on it). I did not tag tombot or point it out to him or really remember that he exists in any way - and yet he responded multiple times, angrily.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:47 (three years ago) link

I guess I shouldn't have said that, I know you have a coherent and valid point of view, I just wish you wouldn't be so confrontational

Dan S, Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link

I don't want a thread of piety towards Joe Biden; no politician deserves, especially him. But I left the thread in April because for once the constant revivals just cracked me; it looked like every DO YOU SEE Twitter thread on earth.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

*no politician deserves IT.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 May 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

not really seeing where Milo was confrontational here. He posted something abt Joe Biden in the Joe Biden thread and was subsequently eviscerated. Lockdown doing numbers on ppl

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link

This thread, and the Democratic primary thread before, is the one I have to step away from the most. Too much going in circles with the same bitter arguments.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:02 (three years ago) link

don't even trip. we've got him this time

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/20/ukraine-joe-biden-petro-poroshenko-recordings-investigation

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link

I hadn't joined ILX in 2004, so I've no idea if the Kerry threads were this tedious.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link

So Biden talked to Ukraine officials about needing to fire Shokin, and tied that to delivering aid? So he did the thing he was tasked with doing years ago that everyone already knew he did? Oh my.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:09 (three years ago) link

I truly don't take tombot's aggression personally - pretty sure the meanest thing I've ever said to him before was that he was comfortably upper-middle class and the stakes are different for him - so it really does seem to me that he's just shotgunning for other political reasons.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

i remember when hillary was ahead. i don't know tombot beyond his posts here but i'm still pissed off. fuck donald trump

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-election/donald-trump-lose-election-joe-biden-2020-economy-coronavirus-a9525131.html

reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:18 (three years ago) link

I genuinely believe our country is capable of better things, even without your chosen ideologue at the top of the ticket. I think incrementalism is the- not a, the- way to get there. I believe foreign policy is a serious business, not something we can recuse ourselves from as a nation because something bad might happen to people if we practiced it.

Your posts, for years, are a series of exercises in belittling everyone who might disagree with your simplistic moral view of politics. You’re a terrible poster and you drive other people out. You’re predictable and tiresome. And unlike Morbius, you don’t have the credentials of “really nice guy IRL” to slide. You just suck.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:22 (three years ago) link

Even xyz is actually funny sometimes, with his dumb tweets about melts

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link

"Voter turnout could also swing the election one way or another, according to the report.

The model is said to have correctly predicted the popular vote in every election since 1948, other than 1968 and 1976.

However, researchers admit it has “inherent limitations”, excluding non-economic factors such as a candidate’s agenda or likeability."

another high quality article from the good folks at The Independent!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:26 (three years ago) link

interesting, so, according to the report, you're saying "voter turnout" could make a difference? interesting - i need to check out that report!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:26 (three years ago) link

honestly i think almost all ilxors are good people and trying their best, it's just variations on how we deal with all of this nonsense in the world

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link

You’re a terrible poster and you drive other people out.

I would reiterate that I posted a screenshot and you responded multiple times angrily and personally, in a "discombobulated rage."

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:28 (three years ago) link

by "almost all", i'm leaving room for any jeffrey dahmer lurkers out there

Karl Malone, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:28 (three years ago) link

milo, maybe you’ve killfiled all the other posters politely telling you to shut the fuck up, but for the record, I’m not exactly special

El Tomboto, Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link

Agreed.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Thursday, 21 May 2020 03:34 (three years ago) link


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