Posts you had second thought about and decided not to post - put them here

surely an I Love Biden board could resolve this issue smoothly?

Tempted to start a Biden Fan Club (Naysayers Verboten) thread.

ILR

just deleted an absolute corker and then decided not to post it here, I'm basically jesus

This is the saddest thread ILE thread I've ever seen.

bless you ogmor

there are butt hues

xp no need nv, keep it for yourself!!

I would like to buy purchase the movie rights to "person who must adopt any opinion they encounter anywhere".. put Jim Carrey on it, the thing prints $$$

The opinions of Lana del Rey

^ Things you were shockingly old when you learned?

lol YMP

Yellow Magic Porchestra

it ain’t nasty so long as its free of charge

thanks pomenitul, I am so glad you saw that.

Perfect application of this thread, imo. I got a badly needed laugh, but didn't derail a serious discussion with it.

The thing with people who make an online identity out of being "former gifted kids" is that they probably really are suffering from anxiety and depression so I feel bad for empathizing with their former bullies.

High plains grifter.

Let's all vote Inception here, purely to wind up the posters on this thread

lotta people don't seem to need that motivation

tbh I can't be bothered to read the whole thing to find out

The thing with people who make an online identity out of being "former gifted kids" is that they probably really are suffering from anxiety and depression so I feel bad for empathizing with their former bullies.

― Feel a million filaments (Sund4r)

why empathize with anybody?

I like thinking of that as a koan.

shocked and appalled. CICO is literal hate speech

did you know that it's possible to consider controversial issues in a nuanced and thoughtful way instead of just taking a reflexive stance that benefits nobody?

<3 crut

not reading posts is key: all the classic threads have a fundamental point buried upthread which undermines or otherwise makes pointless the majority of the next 100 posts made by ppl who have spent no time considering it. this is why lurkers are the best ilxors

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Showering with your pizza crust: where is your cut-off point?

probably after the police arrive

if eating pizza in the shower isn't already a crime, then it probably should be

then call me a criminal

Shower pepperoni tastes great, also works well as loofa

until bathtub spaghetti is banned there's no hope for criminalizing shower pizza

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a5/ef/ae/a5efae2030b9b5083bcdf12da9c78d4d.jpg

relatable

fffs this kinda nonsense is the problem

Recommendations for Blues without lyrics moaning about having the blues or other lyrical tropes that i am unable to relate to given my busy modern lifestyle

Captain Beefheart may well fit the bill but Genius informs me that at least some of those tropes are still present in his songs.

oh fuck off dude

damn Angry Captain Beefheart fan

phew! close one!

nothing i hate more than Angry Captain & His Beefheart Fan

a look at Genius reveals that it is in fact you that is the racist

usa usa usa

oh fuck off dude

Kinda weird how a genre that was birthed in New York could have such a US centric vibe

more like oscar pfft!

Something by the Anti-Cop Ponceortium

Roll over zaytoven

some stay dry and others feel the pain