The Airborne Toxic Event show originally scheduled for June 20, 2020 has been rescheduled and will take place on March 13, 2021. All tickets purchased for the June 2020 performance will remain valid for the new date, so please hang on to your original ticket for entrance.
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― budo jeru, Thursday, 21 May 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link
That's the worst news I've heard since my Quarantine Club went on hiatus!
― pplains, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link
there probably should be like 20 COVID-themed punk rock bands by this time next year, right?
― Nhex, Friday, 22 May 2020 00:37 (three years ago) link
The vibe at all the restaurants reopening pic.twitter.com/tGmaiZazaE— Brian Pempus (@brianpempus) May 22, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Saturday, 23 May 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link
Commander Kane OTM
― Elvis Telecom, Saturday, 23 May 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link
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― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 24 May 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link
an incalculable twat
― form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 09:02 (three years ago) link
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― mookieproof, Monday, 25 May 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
why???
― Nhex, Monday, 25 May 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
i'm just impressed they had toilet paper
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 25 May 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link
even celine dion needs to wipe her arse
― form of mouth device (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link
Someone Asked me Howโs Quarantine Going in Liverpool, I Replied this pic.twitter.com/4YiMB81TAq— SCOUSE TREMZ #YAHH ๐คฎ๐ฅ๐ดโโ ๏ธ (@Scouse_Tremz) May 22, 2020
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link
love balcony man
― mh, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link
ATTENTION SUPERSOLDIERS!Please familiarize yourself with allied forces.Regards,Customer Support pic.twitter.com/M7GrqpsRZf— Antifa Customer Support (NA) (@KropotkinPetyr) June 4, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Friday, 5 June 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link
From that I learnt that violent Jโs daughter (ruby bruce lee) is a furry.
Violent J's daughter is a furry, and even went to a Fur Con in his own fursuit to support her, and then also made a video where they called out sketchy fursuit makers. https://t.co/9fxwJ6VIfj— Princess Beard (@YTPrincessBeard) June 5, 2020
Definitely deserves a line on that batshit mapping project.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 5 June 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link
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― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Saturday, 6 June 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvMn_BJo2zg
― The Cognitive Peasant (ogmor), Monday, 8 June 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
FYI, Texas hospitals are now calling in dermatology residents to treat COVID patients, and the memes are as specific as they are ๐๐ pic.twitter.com/j7xO6APLch— Jeremiah St Cyr (@MiahSaint) July 10, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Friday, 10 July 2020 05:20 (three years ago) link
watching the disney world reopening video pic.twitter.com/hgYTPc6hXl— โnetw3rk (@netw3rk) July 11, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:25 (three years ago) link
Koyaanisdisney pic.twitter.com/uYhor3jVDw— Isaac Schankler (@piesaac) July 12, 2020
― pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:27 (three years ago) link
jesus
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link
this thread is a good read btw
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Sunday, 12 July 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link
At least there's plenty of toilet paper now.
― pplains, Sunday, 12 July 2020 04:03 (three years ago) link
O.J. Simpson Partying In Vegas For Quarantine Birthday Without a Mask https://t.co/ejCAZKIIcE— TMZ (@TMZ) July 12, 2020
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link
I mean, no one in LV has a mask, right?
But it wouldnโt be the first people that OJ has.... oh fuck it
― solo scampito (mh), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 00:39 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hvEOvlW.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link
but... but....
― Nhex, Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:46 (three years ago) link
I don't know where that is but it's fucking sad that so many places aren't getting the support that's needed right now and that kind of screening is more widespread than we'd like to think.
― Fetchboy, Thursday, 16 July 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link
This was recorded just like The Office ๐ญ pic.twitter.com/cudcCYF0Pq— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) July 26, 2020
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 27 July 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
everyone's the asshole here
― Nhex, Monday, 27 July 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link
omg
― singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 27 July 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link
Un minuto de silencio por Pitรกgoras ๐ pic.twitter.com/SQy5jsTM9r— Kike ๐ณ๏ธโ๐ (@LaPlumaDeKike) July 27, 2020
― Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 08:49 (three years ago) link
haha
― Eyeball Kicks, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 10:53 (three years ago) link
I was wondering if that theory would ever have practical implications!
― The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:57 (three years ago) link
lol
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link
(2xp)
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link
awesome lol
― Nhex, Wednesday, 29 July 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link
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― the burrito that defined a generation, Friday, 31 July 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link
rip to a real one
― solo scampito (mh), Friday, 31 July 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abczQ2fTdqw
― pplains, Sunday, 2 August 2020 02:04 (three years ago) link
Kinda hesitated before posting this one but its crassness is on point imo:
https://i.imgur.com/8i3wOUH.jpg
― pomenitul, Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
Haa, never noticed the IRL umbrella logo before.
― pplains, Sunday, 2 August 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link
Which is, of course, the Travelers' Insurance logo.
― Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Sunday, 2 August 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link
When I come across mention of "the lockdown" my first impulse now is to check if I'm reading an old article or a recording from months ago. In what sense is there a fucking lockdown?
There seem to be more people on the streets than I've every seen. And a good third seem to be on rolling contraptions. What is this, Chorlton and the fucking wheelies? Even children used to walk somwtimes, I'm sure I remember that being the case.
I don't mean to judge, but it's stressful - even the ones not trundling uncontrollably seem to be driven by some weird compulsion to lurch towards me even when just moments previously they were standing still. Am I simply irresistible?
― to go hoff and things (Noel Emits), Monday, 17 August 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
every hangout in 2020 pic.twitter.com/CJVsm3ilaP— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 30, 2020
― ๐ ๐๐ข๐จ (caek), Monday, 31 August 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link
funny but i want to murder him for not redubbing the audio / using a better mic
― Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link
Thought was an intentional part of the bit, or are you making a joke?
― Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 03:44 (three years ago) link
i assumed because it was outside in a park it was about in-person hangouts
― Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link
even if it is part of the joke, it's tough to listen to
― Nhex, Monday, 31 August 2020 03:47 (three years ago) link
I donโt think itโs about in-person hangouts
― Two Little Hit Parades (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 31 August 2020 03:53 (three years ago) link