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The thing with people who make an online identity out of being "former gifted kids" is that they probably really are suffering from anxiety and depression so I feel bad for empathizing with their former bullies.

― Feel a million filaments (Sund4r)

why empathize with anybody?

I like thinking of that as a koan.

shocked and appalled. CICO is literal hate speech

did you know that it's possible to consider controversial issues in a nuanced and thoughtful way instead of just taking a reflexive stance that benefits nobody?

<3 crut

not reading posts is key: all the classic threads have a fundamental point buried upthread which undermines or otherwise makes pointless the majority of the next 100 posts made by ppl who have spent no time considering it. this is why lurkers are the best ilxors

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Showering with your pizza crust: where is your cut-off point?

probably after the police arrive

if eating pizza in the shower isn't already a crime, then it probably should be

then call me a criminal

Shower pepperoni tastes great, also works well as loofa

until bathtub spaghetti is banned there's no hope for criminalizing shower pizza

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/a5/ef/ae/a5efae2030b9b5083bcdf12da9c78d4d.jpg

relatable

fffs this kinda nonsense is the problem

Recommendations for Blues without lyrics moaning about having the blues or other lyrical tropes that i am unable to relate to given my busy modern lifestyle

Captain Beefheart may well fit the bill but Genius informs me that at least some of those tropes are still present in his songs.

oh fuck off dude

damn Angry Captain Beefheart fan

phew! close one!

nothing i hate more than Angry Captain & His Beefheart Fan

a look at Genius reveals that it is in fact you that is the racist

usa usa usa

oh fuck off dude

Kinda weird how a genre that was birthed in New York could have such a US centric vibe

more like oscar pfft!

Something by the Anti-Cop Ponceortium

Roll over zaytoven

some stay dry and others feel the pain

is this Geir trying to get into rap?

The guy's into 12-tone music, that's definitely not Geir!

sky machetes

Serialism is awesome and I'm thankful for its existence.

^^

OOOOOOOOKAY

tell us more. what sexual activities explicitly ? can you DM me ?

covid is a broad social cohesion and strength test designed to show how weak or strong every country is in that area. the weaker your country is, the faster your grandma dies. youre next, but your last meal was fast food, so, WIN!

https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/The_Refrigerator_Police

The Refrigerator Police are characters that performed in the former Food Rocks attractions at Epcot.
They are parody of the English rock band The Police.

The trio is comprised of:

A lowfat milk carton on lead vocals
A yogurt cup playing a stick of celery like a guitar
A milkshake cup playing the drums

I totally saw them. it was in Kitchen Cabaret. one of my favorite things as a kid lol

there was also a singing piece of pita bread called...Pita Gabriel

a fish stick named cod stewart

i seem to be really struggling to remain civil in the face of semantic quibbles and legitimate concerns this week, maybe some time out is in order

if you passed the ball more calmly maybe you would get into the Europa League

omg Pita Gabriel!!!!

that show brought me such joy. i loved cheesy shit like that as a kid. trying to remember the other clumsy characters.

Pita Gabriel at 4.10 singing "I Wanna Be Your High Fiber"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bzucLY-Ues

oh ... it actually is real ... I was thinking y'all made those up and was proud to be an ilxor at the moment ... what a disappointment

tina turnip, robert eggplant, broccoli rabe zombie, kohlrabi williams

they're all real