https://www.ft.com/content/14c86fe8-69d4-11ea-a6ac-9122541af204I like to remind ww2 larpers that ppl were so furious with the establishment that they booed the fucking queen (and Churchill), also that it was the communist party who actually organised deep shelters when the government failed to provide them
― What fash heil is this? (wins), Monday, 25 May 2020 08:42 (three years ago) link
I've seen a lot of things, but never four commas in a row or the word "haversack".
― peace, man, Monday, 25 May 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link
^^^ lost stanza of "Do Ya"
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 25 May 2020 22:09 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.fman3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/101953781_2674053232841036_8426277418691461120_o.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=2d5d41&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=-4nNy0zXUh4AX_1DRtT&_nc_ht=scontent.fman3-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=696380f5455cdbee867a40c4454bd4e1&oe=5F023FFC
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 June 2020 11:55 (three years ago) link
‘bisexsual’
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 June 2020 11:56 (three years ago) link
Does this go here?
There's this genre of gormless, unpoetic, basically meaningless statements that apparently don't even have the justification of being fucking adverts. Someone just paid to tell you they are trying their vewy best. Whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean. Who gave these blancmange heads access to the glue to put these up?
Apparently I'm not the only jerk who feels this way though.
https://imgur.com/a/YHd6AI6
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link
🎶nestle makes the very bestwe love our n-ee-aitch-ee-ess 🎶
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:44 (three years ago) link
Is that the reference? That's even worse. I don't remember that advert but it confirms my impression of the perpetrator(s) as being the sort of clowns who open cereal cafes or retro sweet shops. Colonised minds. Sad.
― Noel Emits, Sunday, 7 June 2020 12:57 (three years ago) link
haha no idea but my mind got so colonised by that ad that it was the first thing i thought of
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 7 June 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.fman3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/101652705_10158387060562512_6360472213850832936_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&_nc_sid=ca434c&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=sJ_if9-nGXQAX9cWS-V&_nc_ht=scontent.fman3-1.fna&_nc_tp=14&oh=151545ad57a725d80987a270695ee6f4&oe=5F00BA09
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 June 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link
finally, someone taking action against the scourge of coffee ordering misunderstandings
― Neil S, Sunday, 7 June 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link
🖼
― Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
does he want filter coffee or an Americano? what size? for here or to go?
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link
not cool for his twin sister to razz him like that though
― dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
I like my coffee like I like my comedians - tasteless and full of chemicals
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
I JUST WANT COFFEE YOU PINKOS
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link
Is there a thread for the worst ideas being circulated on social media?
Instead of “How are you?” pic.twitter.com/tPObfnt32T— RN (@DopeEthiopian) June 22, 2020
If people started doing this I might have to avoid all human interaction forever
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
What color is your heart today?Sir this is a Wendy's.Why?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
if someone asked me "what story are you telling yourself today" i'd assume they're being passive aggressive
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
"who the fuck are you kidding today"
― kinder, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link
Hey bro, what lies do you find yourself believing?
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 June 2020 09:50 (three years ago) link
Instead of "how are you?" try this as a prompt pic.twitter.com/UDn9tkmzyP— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) June 25, 2020
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link
high school classmate posted this
it's the wealth dad
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea-pJwkXQAQAp3y.jpg
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:14 (three years ago) link
"welp just turned 25 time to elevate my circle from potheads to cokeheads"
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:15 (three years ago) link
https://pm1.narvii.com/6850/ccb03501c8328fd917cd4f2f23d52d7a9fde6e76v2_hq.jpg
it's time to elevate your circle
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
is that Jordan Peterson
― brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
Americans who can't distinguish "wealth" from "money", C or D?
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 31 July 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
"If you're 25-30 and don't come from massive economic privilege, fuck you you piece of shit"
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 31 July 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever
― brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
talkin' bout the good o'le days with my matadors
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
― brimstead, Friday, July 31, 2020 7:30 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
huge otm
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
Ol'e ol'e, ol'e ol'eFeelin hot hot hot
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VBH1sSF/FB-IMG-1598257179771.jpg
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 08:20 (three years ago) link
Woah, mind blown.
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 24 August 2020 09:56 (three years ago) link
is the bird supposed to be good or bad
― Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:44 (three years ago) link
bill hicks glove puppets routine? but a bit worse
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:53 (three years ago) link
https://i.postimg.cc/DzNj5C4G/image.png
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
oh nice, two repulsive attitudes for the price of one
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 September 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Z6UrtVx.jpg
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link
dang, here comes the film zone with the deep cuts
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link
I only scanned it lightly, but didn't see Inception on that list. (mirthless chuckle)
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
Oh it's there.... second column.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 06:42 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/119970284_3342327432515394_7314695540431680757_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=FIV3np85Ao4AX-d0scT&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&tp=14&oh=e922c511ef8dae7730243942059e3166&oe=5F8A27A9
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 September 2020 08:34 (three years ago) link
If my friend is a transporter, that's who I'm using for my human trafficking
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 19 September 2020 08:40 (three years ago) link
If my friend is a hooker...ah, never mind.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
Why do I open this fucking app?
https://dl.dropbox.com/s/x0ksn9rid0xp3bx/FB_IMG_1600829246641.jpg
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link
Posted by my former boss
i'd guess that was stolen from Larry the Cable Guy but that seems to be operating on a level even he isn't capable of
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120217850_1073353373100292_6282164727429267581_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=C3_DCpLXfQsAX9eN5o8&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&tp=14&oh=d5418a98fca4c47111278dc9466e1b64&oe=5F959BE4
― mirostones, Sunday, 27 September 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link
shared by my auntie, who is a lovely person and a published author toohttps://i.imgur.com/6gQomyE_d.webp
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link