COVID-77

i'm just impressed they had toilet paper

even celine dion needs to wipe her arse

Someone Asked me How’s Quarantine Going in Liverpool, I Replied this pic.twitter.com/4YiMB81TAq

— SCOUSE TREMZ #YAHH 🤮💥🏴‍☠️ (@Scouse_Tremz) May 22, 2020

love balcony man

ATTENTION SUPERSOLDIERS!

Please familiarize yourself with allied forces.

Regards,
Customer Support pic.twitter.com/M7GrqpsRZf

— Antifa Customer Support (NA) (@KropotkinPetyr) June 4, 2020

From that I learnt that violent J’s daughter (ruby bruce lee) is a furry.

Violent J's daughter is a furry, and even went to a Fur Con in his own fursuit to support her, and then also made a video where they called out sketchy fursuit makers. https://t.co/9fxwJ6VIfj

— Princess Beard (@YTPrincessBeard) June 5, 2020

Definitely deserves a line on that batshit mapping project.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EZv5l8zXkAAb0zc?format=jpg&name=medium

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvMn_BJo2zg

FYI, Texas hospitals are now calling in dermatology residents to treat COVID patients, and the memes are as specific as they are 😗👌 pic.twitter.com/j7xO6APLch

— Jeremiah St Cyr (@MiahSaint) July 10, 2020

watching the disney world reopening video pic.twitter.com/hgYTPc6hXl

— ☕netw3rk (@netw3rk) July 11, 2020

Koyaanisdisney pic.twitter.com/uYhor3jVDw

— Isaac Schankler (@piesaac) July 12, 2020

jesus

this thread is a good read btw

At least there's plenty of toilet paper now.

O.J. Simpson Partying In Vegas For Quarantine Birthday Without a Mask https://t.co/ejCAZKIIcE

— TMZ (@TMZ) July 12, 2020

I mean, no one in LV has a mask, right?

But it wouldn’t be the first people that OJ has.... oh fuck it

https://i.imgur.com/hvEOvlW.jpg

but... but....

I don't know where that is but it's fucking sad that so many places aren't getting the support that's needed right now and that kind of screening is more widespread than we'd like to think.

This was recorded just like The Office 😭 pic.twitter.com/cudcCYF0Pq

— Fifty Shades of Whey (@davenewworld_2) July 26, 2020

everyone's the asshole here

omg

Un minuto de silencio por Pitágoras 📐 pic.twitter.com/SQy5jsTM9r

— Kike 🏳️‍🌈 (@LaPlumaDeKike) July 27, 2020

haha

I was wondering if that theory would ever have practical implications!

lol

(2xp)

awesome lol

https://i.imgur.com/n3dWrW4.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/CI9MVVY.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KLT93z2.jpg

rip to a real one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abczQ2fTdqw

Kinda hesitated before posting this one but its crassness is on point imo:

https://i.imgur.com/8i3wOUH.jpg

Haa, never noticed the IRL umbrella logo before.

Which is, of course, the Travelers' Insurance logo.

When I come across mention of "the lockdown" my first impulse now is to check if I'm reading an old article or a recording from months ago. In what sense is there a fucking lockdown?

There seem to be more people on the streets than I've every seen. And a good third seem to be on rolling contraptions. What is this, Chorlton and the fucking wheelies? Even children used to walk somwtimes, I'm sure I remember that being the case.

I don't mean to judge, but it's stressful - even the ones not trundling uncontrollably seem to be driven by some weird compulsion to lurch towards me even when just moments previously they were standing still. Am I simply irresistible?

every hangout in 2020 pic.twitter.com/CJVsm3ilaP

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 30, 2020

funny but i want to murder him for not redubbing the audio / using a better mic

Thought was an intentional part of the bit, or are you making a joke?

i assumed because it was outside in a park it was about in-person hangouts

even if it is part of the joke, it's tough to listen to

I don’t think it’s about in-person hangouts

why would you wear your neck gaiter to a zoom chat?

Not wearing it to the chat, wearing it to be in the park

Maybe you are right, but it kind of reminds me of stuff I have seen on quite a few Zoom meetings.

sorry about the wind, this was shot in the great outdoors on the pinnacle of filmmaking technology (an iPhone 8)

— Matt Buechele (@mattbooshell) August 31, 2020

I think it’s about in-person because why else would he be in a park, and “same place 100 times this summer.”

hi Je55e!

Hi! (This is what brings me back?)

Sometimes people just want to get out of the house or, more importantly, get away from their roommates or significant others. But yeah, "same place" implies in-person, you are correct.

That’s been my summer. Basically 2 places on repeat all summer. Fortunately one of them has been Lake Michigan, which I never get tired of, even with the beaches closed.