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Of the 251 orchestra strandings over the last 187 years (orchestra stranding reporting only started in the 1830s), only 23 were in German castles. 18 of those castles were haunted, and of those 18, only 5 were surrounded with wolves. Of those 5, 3 were Bolivian. The first of those was in 1847. The second was in 1918, during the flu pandemic. And finally, there was this one, during the coronavirus pandemic of 2020.
― DJI, Monday, 25 May 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link
speaking of animals getting bolder
https://www.clickondetroit.com/news/local/2020/05/25/cdc-warns-of-unusual-or-aggressive-rodents-hunting-for-food-amid-covid-19/
― sleeve, Monday, 25 May 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link
Lol for DJI
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link
regarding the ethics of yelling at these stupid fucking death cult morons whenever necessary:
These social dynamics aren’t worth keeping. It’s gross to expect people with less power to tolerate living with less safety. It’s gross that we let a certain sector of society run unchecked, spreading the virus and their gun-rage.
If you have the social privilege of safety, now is the time to be rude. Use your rudeness to protect yourself, your family, and everyone else in this world.
https://smartwomenwrite.com/2020/05/23/now-is-the-time-to-be-rude/
― sleeve, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link
fuck yes
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 05:14 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/s6ERFUA.jpg
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 11:30 (three years ago) link
yelling means you’re forcefully ejecting microscopic droplets from your mouth so seems a bit counterproductive, unless you think the satisfaction of being vindictive and sanctimonious is worth it
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 12:52 (three years ago) link
yelling means you’re forcefully ejecting microscopic droplets from your mouth
*into your mask*
But keep talking about how other people are being sanctimonious. A very good look.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXGgWf2lacM
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link
I’m not going to yell at some dick who’ll probably just hit me
― brimstead, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
Or shoot me.
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link
I'm very much not a person who is going to create the possibility for violence where alternatives exist, but if I'm yelling at someone in a supermarket, I've probably already mentally prepared for my bout with Glass Joe
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link
I wouldn’t be so sure about a standard mask capturing all the aerosol droplets from someone yelling/screaming as shown in the video
― badg, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link
I regret using "yelling" as shorthand for "clearly enunciated contempt"
can we use "public shaming" instead?
ty, carry on
― sleeve, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
Are they screaming like Blackie Lawless or just raising their voice
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link
Xpost
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link
ha, exactly
― sleeve, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link
Good for Mongolia.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link
Vietnam and Greece also seem to be success stories
― sleeve, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link
Meanwhile, in America, the "Deep State Mapping Project" is here to show you how this whole thing is a false flag disinformation op intended to subvert the 2020 election...and it goes all the way back to 1918!
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EY88a7dU8AIodki.jpg
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link
man, there's nobody keith haring's estate won't collab with
― ruin a band name by changing one litter (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link
ahahahaha
― sleeve, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link
I can count on one hand the number of times I've politely asked someone to stop being a jag in public and not gotten some unsubtle variation of "FUCK YOU!" as a response. I used to think they were just really self-centered but now I kinda realize they're authoritarians and just having their guys running the country isn't enough; they are miserable if they can't impose their will on others. The pandemic, for them, is an opportunity to constantly do this with weaponized breathing.
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
Curious about what happens if you fold that in quarters vertically and bring the two sides together.
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link
xp wait are you talking about the people with or the people without masks?
― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
Xpost what, me worry?
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link
people without masks! people who are wearing masks seem to understand the distinction between "this is the right thing to do" and "this is what I want to do" whereas for the mask-refusers, those statements seem to be indistinguishable, and there's nothing really but a hierarchy of force
― avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
Are you guys mad at people just going for a walk without a mask or just those people going indoors?
― DJI, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link
If you're walking on your own and being mindful of others I don't think a mask is strictly necessary the entire time you're outside, but I don't know how many times while driving yesterday I saw clusters of unmasked people truckin' down the sidewalk and forcing everyone else to stay out of their way. That shit's egregious imo.
― Unparalleled Elegance (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link
xp the latter, but the former is also pretty dumb imo given what we currently know about aerosolized droplet spread
I wouldn't say anything outdoors, but I'd move as far away from them as possible
OL otm
― sleeve, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
ORCHESTRA STRANDEDGERMAN CASTLE HAUNTEDWOLVESCORONAVIRUSBOLIVAPANDEMICAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Fantastic noise lineup
― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link
a mask doesn't completely prevent air from getting through, unperson
― trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
ORCHESTRA STRANDEDGERMAN CASTLE HAUNTEDWOLVESCORONAVIRUSBOLIVAPANDEMICAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!Fantastic noise lineup― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, May 26, 2020 12:47 PM (one minute ago)
― Master of Treacle, Tuesday, May 26, 2020 12:47 PM (one minute ago)
― Trouble Is My Métier (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link
I am aware of this because I wear a mask every time I leave my apartment and I have not yet asphyxiated, but thanks for piping up again.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link
Cool it, Phil.
― Trouble Is My Métier (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link
I am excited for covfefe powered American made tesla 5G to ingnite the great awakening.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 26 May 2020 23:57 (three years ago) link
RIP to the 'real name when shit gets heated' thread
― imago, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 00:06 (three years ago) link
Drove through Navajo rez today. Couple billboards about covid, one instructional on how to avoid catching and transmitting. Nearly everyone at the Walmart I stopped at to use bathroom was wearing masks.In Escalante Utah now. County has had 3 cases total. Yet they still have more measures in place than AZ: employees anywhere wearing masks, enforcing 6 ft rule in bars and restaurants, etc. Bartender says memorial day weekend was busiest he's ever seen. Hopefully those tourists didn't bring cooties.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link
That Deep Spate mapping project needs photoshopping into the Charlie Day meme
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 02:03 (three years ago) link
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/may/27/japan-to-subsidise-visitors-holidays-in-effort-to-revive-tourism-shop-restaurant-discounts-coronavirus
These magic money tree seeds get everywhere! Probably not hitching a ride on cargo flights right now though.
― some infected evening (Matt #2), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 12:12 (three years ago) link
Tourism to Japan used to be heavily subsidized back in the late 90s/early 00s, up until the rise of the internet and mobile technology. I remember one non-work trip I had where I got a unlimited rail pass and a 2000 mile (3000km) round trip domestic flight (upgraded!) added to my JAL flight for ~$200.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link
lol
Wow. The chief medical officer does not believe in their vaccine. Moderna never released data because it was just boosting its stock. https://t.co/agin67iV52— Topher Spiro (@TopherSpiro) May 27, 2020
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link
heh, according to those vanity fair "increasingly isolated" series of articles, trump has been telling everybody that the Moderna vaccine will be ready in a matter of months and everyone thinks he is very dumb
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link
Warning: Link goes to Reddit
Basically, the numbers of deaths attributed to pneumonia in many states are 3-5x the average annual number. For example, according to the CDC, Florida has had 1,762 deaths from #COVID and 5,185 from pneumonia so far in 2020. Except the average number of pneumonia deaths in Florida from 2013-2018 is...918.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link
Just in case you get a variant of this thing in your facebook feed, it's bogus.
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/covid-19-mask-efficacy-chart/
― DJI, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link
thanks
― sleeve, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link
The efficacy of face masks against the spread of COVID-19 is unknown.
hmm is this really true?
― sleeve, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
i think by that they mean the _precise_ efficacy (e.g., 10% effective 90% of the time, or whatever) is unknown
and it probably always will be, because there's like a million different variables and not too many people are signing up for the "stand in an enclosed room for 45 minutes with someone with coronavirus who isn't wearing a mask" study
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link
but i don't know, it seems like common sense to me.
and also, the precise amount of rain that's going to fall tomorrow in chicago is unknown. but i know clouds will be rolling in and that i better plan my anniversary activities in the morning, not in the afternoon. i don't know with perfect precision, but i am still able to come to an informed decision using the information i have.
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link
Totally, just if people think that there is a 70% chance (while wearing a mask!) they will get COVID from any unmasked infected people they come across, it may drive them to be more hostile toward the unmasked.
― DJI, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link