so not gonna happen

Wayne looks like Diehl's inferior, since Diehl is this tall, rangy guy who clearly appeals to the women of his entourage. Diehl is basically a smalltown jock. But Diehl's education stopped at high school, and since coming back cashed-up from Iraq, he's been unemployed and, judging from his myspace profile, in no hurry to get a job either ("I dont like to work so I dont"). His prospects aren't really too great. His best friend Tommy Turnball also never went to college and works as a labourer. Turnball describes his life thusly: "I usually just do the same shit every day, work, drink, sleep, repeat." As for intellectual stimulus, he boasts that "I have actually read a book I didn't have to: Black Hawk Down." We're talking about guys with very narrow horizons here. And Diehl's tour of duty in Iraq probably only narrowed his further. He'll probably never escape his home town and will end up in some dead-end job, still drinking with his pal Tommy and mooning for the camera.

Wayne, on the other hand, looks like a college kid to me. He's doing computer studies or something. He may not look too great now, but in ten years' time, he's going to be doing a lot better than Diehl.

evidence.
http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/albums/Diehls-Party/awkward.sized.jpg
probably just made some blokeish comments "i like me hooters i do" or "fancy a threesome laaadies?" and the girls turn away in disgust, see the way laurel did a "Tim from The Office"'s face, like when keith the accountant bloke talks about giving girls orgasms.

reference
http://homepage.mac.com/elliottday/theoffice/gallery1/keithtimroom.jpg

well, what do you know?

i rest my case

Several of Diehl's friends are studying at Delaware County Community College right now (which is how they met Jenna and Danielle and Ashlee, who are a couple years younger and not graduates of Upper Darby Senior High School) -- so this wouldn't be atypical.

This photo brings out the Wayne's vulnerability. Come on, he doesn't look boorish at all here:

Stalkerdom is when you enter into someone else's world uninvited. Like if killy were to actually go and show this picture - or any of the related others - to someone at the KOP Hooters or West Chester to see if we could get some more info.

As it is, any of the info we've gathered has simply been by taking advantage of the information THEY posted in the PUBLIC domain about themselves. We've just had a bit more fun than usual b/c we have nothing better to do during the day.

I find nothing inherently wrong about this. I find it quite amusing.

he was once in love with a girl, it was her sweet 13
her papa offered him cash to leave, so he'd never be seen
our hero took the money, and had these words to tell
"well ah'm taking yaah money, but ah'm taking yaah girl as well!"

the story somehow turned, into something about his hand
as was talking his hand would suddenly extend
over the face of this girl, who was terrified to bits
to this date i still don't know the reason for any of it

as he was telling the story, a man had chipped his tooth
when our hero saw this, he had his shirt removed
revealing on his belly, as smooth and bright as the moon
"well i've been injured as well, here's a gunshot wound!"

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/gallery/Diehls-Party/johnfirco_loftus

I don't know it counts as crazy psycho stalkerish when all you're doing is looking at a couple of myspace profiles or whatever that people have put on the Internet in full knowledge that anyone can access them.

to be fair this argument doesn't really work - they most probably putting them on the Internet with the intention that random people would access their details and collate all their websites together etc.

like you don't walk down the street thinking ooooh people can take photographs of me and follow me and work out where i live and work etc, i mean they CAN (have the means to) do it, but it doesn't mean it's not stalking!

but stalking for fun is fun!

Dude's just had a huge bong, that's about 5 minutes before the wiped out on the floor shot.

he definitely is totally fucking stoned though.

We're engaging in a perfectly legit, free form of entertainment. Its no biggie.

It's very clear that Wayne is a stoner dude that hangs out at Hooters and can easily be talked into buying beer for a bunch of underage kids as long as he leer at the ladies (and possibly nintendo.)

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/bulletin/bb/viewtopic.php?t=11&view=next&sid=b52746c827ded6a2e3daa6f9f188d029

but we have already, haven't we ?

as for the threesome, you might be on something here... but on the other hand, she shows some jealousy ("only in her dreams cause ur my man") so that doesn't fit too well with a threesome.
maybe the surprise was a lesbian thing between her and laurel ?
(deep exegesis !)

Are you joking?!

I have been to this party, and hung with these dudes: they are a perfect cross section of a lot of the guys I knew in HS. If they are anything like my friend N__, say, then their music taste will be something like:

Zep
Floyd
Beatles
Pantera
Allman Bros.
Dave Matthews
NOT Phish
Biggy
Metallica
Pick one shitty singer/songwriter (for the LADIEZ)

Also: Sublime. How could I forget?!?!

http://diehliniraq.com/v-web/bulletin/bb/viewtopic.php?t=67

but as Onimo said, they don't seem to check their board anymore...
maybe someone should send the info to their myspace...

I did, but there's no info about what Meagan and Laurel did there, since it was over a year ago.

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Pete: In Flames, Black Label Society, Pantera, Alice in Chains, Lamb of God, Dream Theater, Arch Enemy, Killswitch Engage, Metallica, Deftones, Hatebreed, Corrosion of Conformity, Pearl Jam, Diecast, Iced Earth, Tom Petty, Jealousy Curve, Speechwriters LLC

Andy: Alice in Chains, Arch Enemy, Avenged Sevenfold, Black Label Society, Black Sabbath, Bob Seger, Chimaira, Corrosion of Conformity, Death, Deftones, Diecast, Dimmu Borgir, Dream Theater, Fear Factory, Guns N Roses, Hatebreed, Iced Earth, In Flames, John Petrucci, Judas Priest, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Led Zeppelin, Mastodon, Megadeth, Meshuggah, Metallica, Morbid Angel, Nevermore, Ozzy Osbourne, Pantera, Powerman 5000!, Rush, Shadows Fall (those fucking vegans), Six Feet Under, Slayer, Steve Miller Band, Symphony X, Testament, Tom Petty &; the Heartbreakers, Van Halen

Tansey: AcDc, Arch enemy, aerosmith, alice in chains, bad luck 13, bad company, black label society, black sabbath, boston, COC, children of bodom, corpse,Danzig,down,doors,dream theater,dimu borgir,eric clapton,fear factory,garth brooks, geroge thorogood,greatful dead, guns and roses, hatebreed,iron maiden, iced earth,jimi hendrix, kansas, lamb of god, Lynyrd Skynyrd, manson, metallica, megadeth,pantera,ozzy, pink flyod,sepletura,six feet under,slayer,superjoint,steve miller band,the misfits,the return,ted nugent,van halen,zz top, zakk wylde