https://medium.com/@SimonORegan/adventures-in-bad-design-showers-f96324c3510ahttp://miro.medium.com/max/1400/1*LP3NKxDOTYrO1OZ_cAtn8g.jpeg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
there's tity in that picture
― silby, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link
hard to imagine anyone of my generation decorating a house anything like that but maybe the human brain just warps that way after age 40
― ciderpress, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link
That green bathroom looks like it's made for a vampire who lives inside AUTOCAD.
And not only do I see a tity in the shower, but I also see the dude from the Chronic Town album cover.
― pplains, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 21:36 (three years ago) link
Wine Frig
we've all been there, amirite
― massage angry pixels (sic), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
the property taxes on that stupid basement house in potomac are more than my AGI for 2019 i think
― forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
is it bad that I really want a dumb movie theater storefront in my basement now
― silby, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 21:53 (three years ago) link
you can only watch platoon, mary poppins, or the exorcist
― forensic plumber (harbl), Wednesday, 27 May 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link
unlike these chumps I would install an actual swappable-letter marquee
― silby, Wednesday, 27 May 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link
insane decorating choices are wasted on the rich
https://i.imgur.com/24R1NAP.jpg
Eggleston Realty with a new listing.
― pplains, Thursday, 28 May 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link
😍
― crystal-brained yogahead (map), Thursday, 28 May 2020 01:39 (three years ago) link
is that the room they shot hoffa in
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 May 2020 04:46 (three years ago) link
that room has an A/C unit which makes it p appealing rn
― silby, Thursday, 28 May 2020 05:29 (three years ago) link
fuck your three bedroom manhattan apartment; get an entire swedish village insteadhttps://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/27/realestate/house-hunting-in-sweden-an-entire-62-acre-village-for-7-2-million.html
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 28 May 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
Stage your own Midsommar!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 28 May 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link
― silby, Wednesday, May 27, 2020 5:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
I think a lot about the role of American class dynamics in housing, bc I think there's this unique thing where, even though you don't truly have tons of aggregate social mobility, the economy is so big and dynamic that there are a ton of randos who get rich bc they are just really good (or reall lucky) at one thing, whether it's throwing a football, inventing an extremely popular air freshener, being some kind of programming whiz who hits big with an app, etc. That plus Americans already have much less sense of history or tradition than most countries means that you get some wild and often terrible architecture and design in the homes of the wealthy.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, 28 May 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link
Patton Oswalt discussed that a variant on that in a bit of his new special.https://teamcoco.com/video/patton-oswalt-s-new-house-is-being-built-by-crazy-people
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 28 May 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link
The fuck is this?
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISjb0vm178szbm0000000000.webp
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 May 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link
So that's what they mean by having a half-bath.
― pplains, Friday, 29 May 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link
well done
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 May 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link
take your pick, apparently, halved by length or by widghhttps://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISrh2758bg0xbm0000000000.webp
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 May 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link
I hate this house, and it's listed for rent at $7200/mo
Maybe it's just late, but this image is kind of freaking me out right now
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISzvmanlsjf4kt0000000000.webp
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 May 2020 05:06 (three years ago) link
that definitely goes out of bounds
― ciderpress, Friday, 29 May 2020 05:17 (three years ago) link
I am really starting to hate grey, esp grey floorshttps://photos.zillowstatic.com/p_f/ISfkkt4ft62sbn1000000000.jpg
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 May 2020 05:21 (three years ago) link
gray floors and walls with white shaker cabs and subway tile backsplash, never seen that combo before...
― Spottie, Friday, 29 May 2020 07:43 (three years ago) link
with those showers.... how does water not just get all over the place
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 29 May 2020 08:33 (three years ago) link
That forced perspective giving me Malkovich vibes.
― pplains, Friday, 29 May 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link
Oh that reminds me, I saw IRL two empty Adirondack chairs gazing out wistfully over a river. I want to go back and snap a photo. Owner was outside at the time so it would have seemed weird.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 29 May 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link
yall livin in an abandoned red lobster https://t.co/V4OdHqAbA6— jihyo (@lasagnabby) June 20, 2020
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Sunday, 21 June 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link
what on earth is that x-tra tall garage door for, is twitter user marco_c11 an independent trucker? Can you not just park your cab outside?
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Sunday, 21 June 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link
An RV, maybe?
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Sunday, 21 June 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link
oh god that is like the child of mcmansionhell and barndominium
― contorted filbert (harbl), Sunday, 21 June 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link
i think my barndominium period has radicalized me. now i watch vegan communist channels instead of barndominiums.
― contorted filbert (harbl), Sunday, 21 June 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link
Lots of parking space!
― calstars, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link
The last few weeks of posts here have given me a nosebleed.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link
barndominium-inspired baseball stadium
The new Texas Ranger stadium has all the charm of the worlds largest Home Depot pic.twitter.com/VV18fA985v— Baseball (@baseballminutia) June 24, 2020
― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 25 June 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link
oh my god
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link
that pretty much sums up though what I assume most of Texas is like
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 25 June 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link
hahahahahahahahahaha
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 June 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link
it looks like it would be very good at roasting fans alive
the ballpark at arlington was really nice i thought! wtf was wrong with it??
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 25 June 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link
nothing but it was outdoors in arlington, tx and some people didn't like that
― ciderpress, Thursday, 25 June 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link
and since the Rangers aren’t paying for it anyway...
― Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Thursday, 25 June 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link
there's no way they aren't cooling that place to 62°F all summer long with an ATHSCME-type A/C.
― all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 25 June 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link
There was a sale on siding that was too good to pass up
― calstars, Thursday, 25 June 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link
Sixty percent of Arlington voters across 132 out of 137 precincts approved that thing.
― pplains, Thursday, 25 June 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link
Jobs, baby!
― calstars, Thursday, 25 June 2020 23:53 (three years ago) link
― contorted filbert (harbl), Sunday, June 21, 2020 11:45 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink
I was thinking of you specifically. *rubs hands evilly*
― There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Friday, 26 June 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link