L@@K! Photos from Real Estate Listings (see remarks)

the property taxes on that stupid basement house in potomac are more than my AGI for 2019 i think

is it bad that I really want a dumb movie theater storefront in my basement now

you can only watch platoon, mary poppins, or the exorcist

unlike these chumps I would install an actual swappable-letter marquee

insane decorating choices are wasted on the rich

https://i.imgur.com/24R1NAP.jpg

Eggleston Realty with a new listing.

😍

is that the room they shot hoffa in

that room has an A/C unit which makes it p appealing rn

fuck your three bedroom manhattan apartment; get an entire swedish village instead
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/05/27/realestate/house-hunting-in-sweden-an-entire-62-acre-village-for-7-2-million.html

Stage your own Midsommar!

insane decorating choices are wasted on the rich

― silby, Wednesday, May 27, 2020 5:11 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I think a lot about the role of American class dynamics in housing, bc I think there's this unique thing where, even though you don't truly have tons of aggregate social mobility, the economy is so big and dynamic that there are a ton of randos who get rich bc they are just really good (or reall lucky) at one thing, whether it's throwing a football, inventing an extremely popular air freshener, being some kind of programming whiz who hits big with an app, etc. That plus Americans already have much less sense of history or tradition than most countries means that you get some wild and often terrible architecture and design in the homes of the wealthy.

Patton Oswalt discussed that a variant on that in a bit of his new special.
https://teamcoco.com/video/patton-oswalt-s-new-house-is-being-built-by-crazy-people

The fuck is this?

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISjb0vm178szbm0000000000.webp

So that's what they mean by having a half-bath.

well done

take your pick, apparently, halved by length or by widgh
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISrh2758bg0xbm0000000000.webp

I hate this house, and it's listed for rent at $7200/mo

Maybe it's just late, but this image is kind of freaking me out right now

https://photos.zillowstatic.com/uncropped_scaled_within_1536_1152/ISzvmanlsjf4kt0000000000.webp

that definitely goes out of bounds

I am really starting to hate grey, esp grey floors
https://photos.zillowstatic.com/p_f/ISfkkt4ft62sbn1000000000.jpg

gray floors and walls with white shaker cabs and subway tile backsplash, never seen that combo before...

with those showers.... how does water not just get all over the place

That forced perspective giving me Malkovich vibes.

Oh that reminds me, I saw IRL two empty Adirondack chairs gazing out wistfully over a river. I want to go back and snap a photo. Owner was outside at the time so it would have seemed weird.

yall livin in an abandoned red lobster https://t.co/V4OdHqAbA6

— jihyo (@lasagnabby) June 20, 2020

what on earth is that x-tra tall garage door for, is twitter user marco_c11 an independent trucker? Can you not just park your cab outside?

An RV, maybe?

oh god that is like the child of mcmansionhell and barndominium

i think my barndominium period has radicalized me. now i watch vegan communist channels instead of barndominiums.

Lots of parking space!

The last few weeks of posts here have given me a nosebleed.

barndominium-inspired baseball stadium

The new Texas Ranger stadium has all the charm of the worlds largest Home Depot pic.twitter.com/VV18fA985v

— Baseball (@baseballminutia) June 24, 2020

oh my god

that pretty much sums up though what I assume most of Texas is like

hahahahahahahahahaha

it looks like it would be very good at roasting fans alive

the ballpark at arlington was really nice i thought! wtf was wrong with it??

nothing but it was outdoors in arlington, tx and some people didn't like that

and since the Rangers aren’t paying for it anyway...

there's no way they aren't cooling that place to 62°F all summer long with an ATHSCME-type A/C.

There was a sale on siding that was too good to pass up

Sixty percent of Arlington voters across 132 out of 137 precincts approved that thing.

Jobs, baby!

oh god that is like the child of mcmansionhell and barndominium

― contorted filbert (harbl), Sunday, June 21, 2020 11:45 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I was thinking of you specifically. *rubs hands evilly*

https://i.imgur.com/JzkMy0q.jpg

citation needed

Even if a little staircase pulled out of the cabinet, it would still be the dumbest idea ever.

Something ain't right with that place. I mean, you're not really supposed to put a TV so close to a stovepipe like that, right?

https://i.imgur.com/EKAnW6x.jpg

what the hell

i took a bath in my big sink and brushed my teeth in my little sink