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sky machetes

budo jeru, Monday, 1 June 2020 00:57 (three years ago) link

Serialism is awesome and I'm thankful for its existence.

pomenitul, Monday, 1 June 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link

^^

Dan S, Monday, 1 June 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link

OOOOOOOOKAY

budo jeru, Monday, 1 June 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link

tell us more. what sexual activities explicitly ? can you DM me ?

budo jeru, Friday, 5 June 2020 05:19 (three years ago) link

covid is a broad social cohesion and strength test designed to show how weak or strong every country is in that area. the weaker your country is, the faster your grandma dies. youre next, but your last meal was fast food, so, WIN!

inveterate practitioner of antisocial distancing (Hunt3r), Sunday, 7 June 2020 04:14 (three years ago) link

https://disney.fandom.com/wiki/The_Refrigerator_Police

The Refrigerator Police are characters that performed in the former Food Rocks attractions at Epcot.
They are parody of the English rock band The Police.

The trio is comprised of:

A lowfat milk carton on lead vocals
A yogurt cup playing a stick of celery like a guitar
A milkshake cup playing the drums

soref, Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

I totally saw them. it was in Kitchen Cabaret. one of my favorite things as a kid lol

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:36 (three years ago) link

there was also a singing piece of pita bread called...Pita Gabriel

I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 23:36 (three years ago) link

a fish stick named cod stewart

voltmeter said i had potential (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 8 June 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

i seem to be really struggling to remain civil in the face of semantic quibbles and legitimate concerns this week, maybe some time out is in order

rolling my optrex (Noodle Vague), Monday, 8 June 2020 08:13 (three years ago) link

if you passed the ball more calmly maybe you would get into the Europa League

anvil, Monday, 8 June 2020 08:16 (three years ago) link

omg Pita Gabriel!!!!

sarahell, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 02:38 (three years ago) link

that show brought me such joy. i loved cheesy shit like that as a kid. trying to remember the other clumsy characters.

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link

Pita Gabriel at 4.10 singing "I Wanna Be Your High Fiber"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bzucLY-Ues

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link

oh ... it actually is real ... I was thinking y'all made those up and was proud to be an ilxor at the moment ... what a disappointment

sarahell, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link

tina turnip, robert eggplant, broccoli rabe zombie, kohlrabi williams

voltmeter said i had potential (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 June 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

they're all real

voltmeter said i had potential (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 11 June 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

if you believe

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 11 June 2020 19:09 (three years ago) link

uh, i know a person named robert eggpl@nt IRL

sarahell, Friday, 12 June 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link

say what

brian emo (rip van wanko), Friday, 12 June 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

no you don't

budo jeru, Friday, 12 June 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link

is that Veggie Tales, the Christian thing?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 12 June 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Eggplant

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 12 June 2020 03:18 (three years ago) link

he's self-named, but sarahell wins!

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 12 June 2020 03:59 (three years ago) link

how do you insert the sqaure shape on a mac keyboard?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 12 June 2020 04:02 (three years ago) link

s-q-u-a-r-e

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 12 June 2020 04:02 (three years ago) link

your self-righteous caricature of a brainless asshole is kinda genius

come to my funeral

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 June 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link

finally the high profile boost the movement needed

Ivan Scampo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 19 June 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link

I wonder why.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:17 (three years ago) link

^^^

Scampidocio (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:29 (three years ago) link

Exciting to see that “actually it’s ephebophilia” types have found a new hill

covid coronenberg (wins), Monday, 22 June 2020 11:42 (three years ago) link

they've finally caught Wes Anderson?

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Monday, 22 June 2020 12:06 (three years ago) link

If I'd got them credits on my cv I'd think about jumping too

never mind that shit, here comes scampo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

does the killfile do the job properly yet or does it still do the “post by x deleted” thing that makes u feel like an asshole

brimstead, Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:09 (three years ago) link

hmm post by x deleted, wonder who just posted

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

it was brimstead, really good post too, too bad you missed it

j., Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

Lightroom is cloud based as well and costs ten times a month what iCloud does so gtfo

calstars, Sunday, 28 June 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link

and that is why I love this thread and ilx

sarahell, Sunday, 28 June 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

it is funnier -- and thus in this case more appropriate -- to stop yourself when yr about to exclaim "they had a good innings!" and to announce instead that "they forced the follow-on!"

mark s, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

They've come off for bad light.

Future England Captain (Tom D.), Tuesday, 30 June 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

probably not the place for a crude ball tampering joke

calzino, Tuesday, 30 June 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link

sadly badly want to fuck up this thread but im a good boy now

mark s, Saturday, 4 July 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link

how sure are we that ilx has a higher % of active female users than 4chan?

lumen (esby), Saturday, 4 July 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

lol like you care

scampos mentis (gyac), Saturday, 4 July 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

thank you for caring for women, esby

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Saturday, 4 July 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

what it looks like when a thread comes down with Covid

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 5 July 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link

WRONG DUDE

zombeekeeper (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 6 July 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link

When did it become the rule that our posts had to all be good

all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 01:49 (three years ago) link

^good post imo

this has been the best year fuiud (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link


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