not cool for his twin sister to razz him like that though
― dip to dup (rob), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
I like my coffee like I like my comedians - tasteless and full of chemicals
― I am a free. I am not man. A number. (Neanderthal), Sunday, 7 June 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link
I JUST WANT COFFEE YOU PINKOS
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 June 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link
Is there a thread for the worst ideas being circulated on social media?
Instead of “How are you?” pic.twitter.com/tPObfnt32T— RN (@DopeEthiopian) June 22, 2020
If people started doing this I might have to avoid all human interaction forever
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link
What color is your heart today?Sir this is a Wendy's.Why?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
if someone asked me "what story are you telling yourself today" i'd assume they're being passive aggressive
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
"who the fuck are you kidding today"
― kinder, Tuesday, 23 June 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link
Hey bro, what lies do you find yourself believing?
― Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 25 June 2020 09:50 (three years ago) link
Instead of "how are you?" try this as a prompt pic.twitter.com/UDn9tkmzyP— Eric Allen Hatch (@ericallenhatch) June 25, 2020
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 25 June 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link
high school classmate posted this
it's the wealth dad
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ea-pJwkXQAQAp3y.jpg
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:14 (three years ago) link
"welp just turned 25 time to elevate my circle from potheads to cokeheads"
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 31 July 2020 06:15 (three years ago) link
https://pm1.narvii.com/6850/ccb03501c8328fd917cd4f2f23d52d7a9fde6e76v2_hq.jpg
it's time to elevate your circle
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link
is that Jordan Peterson
― brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link
Americans who can't distinguish "wealth" from "money", C or D?
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 31 July 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link
"If you're 25-30 and don't come from massive economic privilege, fuck you you piece of shit"
― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 31 July 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
fuck “real estate” into the ground, forever
― brimstead, Friday, 31 July 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link
talkin' bout the good o'le days with my matadors
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
― brimstead, Friday, July 31, 2020 7:30 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
huge otm
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link
Ol'e ol'e, ol'e ol'eFeelin hot hot hot
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 31 July 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link
https://i.ibb.co/VBH1sSF/FB-IMG-1598257179771.jpg
― muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 08:20 (three years ago) link
Woah, mind blown.
― joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Monday, 24 August 2020 09:56 (three years ago) link
is the bird supposed to be good or bad
― Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:44 (three years ago) link
bill hicks glove puppets routine? but a bit worse
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 24 August 2020 11:53 (three years ago) link
https://i.postimg.cc/DzNj5C4G/image.png
― ℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Saturday, 5 September 2020 01:51 (three years ago) link
oh nice, two repulsive attitudes for the price of one
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 5 September 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Z6UrtVx.jpg
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 5 September 2020 22:45 (three years ago) link
dang, here comes the film zone with the deep cuts
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link
I only scanned it lightly, but didn't see Inception on that list. (mirthless chuckle)
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 6 September 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link
Oh it's there.... second column.
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 6 September 2020 06:42 (three years ago) link
https://scontent.flhr6-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/119970284_3342327432515394_7314695540431680757_n.jpg?_nc_cat=108&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=FIV3np85Ao4AX-d0scT&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr6-1.fna&tp=14&oh=e922c511ef8dae7730243942059e3166&oe=5F8A27A9
― you are like a scampicane, there's calm in your fries (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 19 September 2020 08:34 (three years ago) link
If my friend is a transporter, that's who I'm using for my human trafficking
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 19 September 2020 08:40 (three years ago) link
If my friend is a hooker...ah, never mind.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 19 September 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
Why do I open this fucking app?
https://dl.dropbox.com/s/x0ksn9rid0xp3bx/FB_IMG_1600829246641.jpg
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link
Posted by my former boss
i'd guess that was stolen from Larry the Cable Guy but that seems to be operating on a level even he isn't capable of
― LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 23 September 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link
https://scontent-lhr8-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120217850_1073353373100292_6282164727429267581_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=110474&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=C3_DCpLXfQsAX9eN5o8&_nc_ht=scontent-lhr8-1.xx&tp=14&oh=d5418a98fca4c47111278dc9466e1b64&oe=5F959BE4
― mirostones, Sunday, 27 September 2020 08:53 (three years ago) link
shared by my auntie, who is a lovely person and a published author toohttps://i.imgur.com/6gQomyE_d.webp
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link
or whatever
― Neil S, Sunday, 27 September 2020 11:29 (three years ago) link
A Medicine Person
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 September 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link
Nero Linguistic Programming
― The Wealth Dad $ |_/ (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 27 September 2020 12:28 (three years ago) link
what amount of Laziness does a 30-something year-old woman need? worried I've been overdosing :(
― kinder, Sunday, 27 September 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
depends how much you need, I suppose. So if you need to be lazy all the time, that's fine.
― 好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 27 September 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
A Medicine Person ranks right up there with Bob Marley and Albert Einstein in terms of innate wisdom and authority.
― the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 27 September 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
- Mahatma Gandhi
― velcro-magnon (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 27 September 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
A bottomless pit of relationship advice
https://scontent.fwlg3-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/fr/cp0/e15/q65/120285944_10223525828193882_4889681270058735199_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&_nc_sid=ca434c&efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&_nc_ohc=7yfMyDA7pq0AX8bZcED&_nc_ht=scontent.fwlg3-1.fna&tp=14&oh=1d99d3c8c7a29d427ff60a830a558650&oe=5F968FFE
― hoos springsteen (qiqing), Monday, 28 September 2020 08:49 (three years ago) link
- Albert Einstein
― assert (MatthewK), Monday, 28 September 2020 10:08 (three years ago) link
I often find myself pondering the deeper questions like 'What is poison?'. Glad to hear the answer is 'Whatever'
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Monday, 28 September 2020 10:15 (three years ago) link
Oasis etc
― Mark G, Monday, 28 September 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link
never trust a big butt and a smile
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link
If you go to the garden and catch 100 red ants as well as 100 large black ants and put them in a jar, at first, nothing will happen 🤷🏼♂️However, if you violently shake the jar and dump them back on the ground the ants will fight until they eventually kill each other ☠️The thing is, the red ants think the black ants are the enemy and vice versa, when in reality, the real enemy is the person who shook the jar 🤯This is exactly what’s happening in society today Liberal vs ConservativeBlack vs WhitePro Mask vs Anti Mask The real question we need to be asking ourselves is who’s shaking the jar and why? 🤔
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link