Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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are ppl saying he's "faking" it? I think the point is that his campaign is disingenuously pinning his protrated brain farts on his speech impediment

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:27 (three years ago) link

^^^

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

That's what I meant, yes.

clemenza, Monday, 8 June 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

Check.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

Yeeeeeep

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

his campaign is disingenuously pinning his protracted brain farts on his speech impediment

this is my cue to say: "...which makes them smart". ofc, this doesn't make Joe Biden any smarter, just his senior campaign advisors who found this reassuring way to deflect real concerns into doubts that are difficult to resolve. if the first casualty of any battle is the battle plan, the first casualty of any war is the truth.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

oh yeah making it seem ableist to question his fitness was an A+ move

k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

I should have been clearer, I mean who cares abt going to the wall in defense of Joe Biden's mental competence

For all the po-faced Voting Is About Duty Honor Courage bullshit, liberals are having to psych themselves up about Joe. Any negativity is Russian interference, akshually he’s the most progressive candidate ever, women lie all the time, etc.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

Same as it ever was.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

Any negativity is Russian interference, akshually he’s the most progressive candidate ever, women lie all the time, etc.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z)

I'd say if you believed anyone not on the campaign says this crap, you're the addled one.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

I had no idea so many ILX libs were hired by Biden. Congrats everyone!

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link

Soros stopped sending checks, bro. fella's gotta eat.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Monday, 8 June 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link

speaking of Biden saying stupid shit, I keep forgetting to unsubscribe from the auto-emails I get because of some donation at some point that was not to Biden, and every single subject line exudes pure crap email from a dude: "can I call you?" "full transparency:", etc.

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link

"ol' joe's opening the kimono"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

Joe Biden “does not believe that police should be defunded,” a spokesman for his campaign said Monday. The statement comes as “defund the police” has emerged as a rallying cry following the killings of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor. https://t.co/2ZlOW9YXDZ

— The New York Times (@nytimes) June 8, 2020

shockah

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link

Gotta have bullets to shoot black men in the leg.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link

of course he's not going to come out and support that because it sounds to the entire country like "getting rid of all police" which is not going to have broad support. Say 'demilitarize" and "redirect funding to education and social programs" and maybe more people will understand. But I'm of the opinion that 'defund the police' is a messaging fail.

akm, Monday, 8 June 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link

if Biden is elected he will have to be fought tooth and nail on this issue. like any ancient clubhouse pol, he makes the Minneapolis mayor look like a lefty.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link

I'm of the opinion that 'defund the police' is a messaging fail.

For the broad, poorly-informed public, I'd have to agree with this. "Defund" hasn't the bite of "abolish the police" for those who are vitally concerned, while it sounds no different than "abolish" to those who pay little attention and have a hard time with nuances.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

McConnell and Sleepy Joe working across the aisle!

It's Conventional Wisdom that Senators have a harder time running for president than governors, because they have a voting record that's easy to attack. Biden in particular has decades of votes he can be attacked with and there are plenty of real doozies in there.

However, Trump now has not just a record that he has to run on, but he has succeeded so well in filling up the political & news space with nothing but 24-7 Trump for the past 4+ years that this election will 100% be a referendum on Trump and his record. Biden could be a cardboard cutout and November would still be all about voting for or against Trump.

Or perhaps not voting at all. And as I said elsewhere, not voting at all is self-imposed voter suppression and vote suppression is Trump's best chance to win. In a referendum election like this one not voting can only be viewed as favorable to Trump.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 8 June 2020 21:40 (three years ago) link

"Defund" hasn't the bite of "abolish the police" for those who are vitally concerned, while it sounds no different than "abolish" to those who pay little attention and have a hard time with nuances.

For a thread so ripe with disingenuous claims of "denying voters agency"... this sure sounds like a mighty good, actual example of it. I think most adults with a functioning brain and a 3rd grade vocabulary can easily define and tell the difference between the words "defund" and "abolish" dude; they don't mean the same thing at all. The people that DO view any and all attempts at defunding and reform of the criminal justice system in this country as the same thing as a direct attack on the police don't do so because of some "lack of nuance"; they think that way because they are almost exclusively blue lives matter right wingers who are perfectly happy with the racist, corrupt status quo of US policing and don't want it to be changed or curtailed in any way. The same type of people who were never going to vote for the democratic nominee for president in the first place.

But you are right on one thing, "defunding" is a much less extreme, much more moderate and milquetoast proposal for attempting to tackle the enormous systemic problem of police brutality in this country than straight abolition of said police. And Biden, in a time where millions across the globe are protesting and fighting in favor of reforms more adamantly than maybe ever before, STILL can't develop the slightest bit of empathy for the countless men and women of color killed by that systemic injustice necessary to even consider that most anodyne of "solutions" to the problem. And in a year where unenthusiastic voter TURNOUT is Trump's best chance to win, a joint message of "Shoot em in the leg" and "I sympathize but don't actually support the idea of defunding, abolition, or concrete reform proposals of any kind outside of empty platitudes" on this issue is... far from the most appropriate or inspiring of platform to prospective voters.

Sabre of Paradise (trevor phillips), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 00:38 (three years ago) link

I agree with Aimless, to the average citizen, who may or may not have a functioning brain but likely doesn’t spend hours every day consuming political news and argument, I would totally expect to hear “defund the police” and interpret that to mean “eliminate 100% of police budgets” even when that’s (often? shit I don’t even know for sure) not what’s being proposed, but rather just not continuing to give fund police departments at levels that embarrassingly dwarf all other city expenditures

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

social security / medicare for all, birth to the earth

reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 01:46 (three years ago) link

The people that DO view any and all attempts at defunding and reform of the criminal justice system in this country as the same thing as a direct attack on the police don't do so because of some "lack of nuance"; they think that way because they are almost exclusively blue lives matter right wingers who are perfectly happy with the racist, corrupt status quo of US policing and don't want it to be changed or curtailed in any way.

I think the information that is reaching your consciousness is suffering from very lossy compression.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link

tremp3 phillips

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link

there is/will be plenty of ppl who are like "abolish ICE? sure. abolish the police?? too scary!", I suspect

Nhex, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 03:11 (three years ago) link

Maybe Biden can say 'demilitarize the police' indirectly by saying: 'What we need is to go back to the old community policing ... when you saw a cop on the corner and you asked him the way to the candy store. That kind of police officer, the fellow who salutes the old ladies and checks in on the barber - that's what we've got to get back to in our country'.

the pinefox, Tuesday, 9 June 2020 07:41 (three years ago) link

He already called for the police to shoot me this week.

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 08:08 (three years ago) link

I’ve never been happier that I don’t live in a “swing” state

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 9 June 2020 10:51 (three years ago) link

Maybe Biden can say 'demilitarize the police' indirectly by saying: 'What we need is to go back to the old community policing ... when you saw a cop on the corner and you asked him the way to the candy store. That kind of police officer, the fellow who salutes the old ladies and checks in on the barber - that's what we've got to get back to in our country'.

― the pinefox, Tuesday, June 9, 2020 3:41 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

even better, let's demilitarize the police by giving them an extra $300 million!

https://www.usatoday.com/story/opinion/2020/06/10/biden-root-out-systemic-racism-not-just-divisive-trump-talk-column/5327631002/

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 14:03 (three years ago) link

Enough to get every police officer a set of knuckledusters with Community on one and Policing on the other.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 June 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

not that I expected much but that is remarkably, offensively feeble. It's like he skimmed the first chapter of Vitale's book and wrote down all the headings without reading the text

dip to dup (rob), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

How do you work up the gall to even mention body cameras as a solution right now?

dip to dup (rob), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link

they need the extra money to learn to shoot people in the leg

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

guys, please, no negative talk about Joe Biden in this thread

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link

it's unseemly

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 10 June 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link

I have nothing left pic.twitter.com/wDiqJk2T9d

— The Other Beth, who hates all of you (@BethLynch2020) June 11, 2020

seems fine

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 11 June 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

he sounds tired. a bit of Adderall might perk him up.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 11 June 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link

did someone in their 50s throw panties at him from the audience

j., Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link

I believe that was unperson

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

Otoh, this seems pretty cogent to me, but yes, they are exactly the same

Holy crap, Biden almost said racist f**ks just at his presser.

What a time to be alive! pic.twitter.com/Fiu0STimm7

— Danny Deraney (@DannyDeraney) June 11, 2020

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link

lol

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link

Sorry, what was the first thing?

an, uh, razor of love (sic), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

don't think Beth Lynch is someone to listen to tbh

Dan S, Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

uh so he told Trevor Noah that the military can take Trump out of the WH in January

obv a lurker

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link

don't think Beth Lynch is someone to listen to tbh

Did she create the video?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link

Like deepfake, I mean.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:24 (three years ago) link

yeah....what?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

that said, whoever made it look like he said this is a wizard

Profound! pic.twitter.com/3brOitRQUB

— Nate's Liver - Commentary (@SilERabbit) June 11, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 11 June 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link


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