There’s no way that Trump doesn’t know who won the Civil War, right?— Molly Jong-Fast🏡 (@MollyJongFast) June 10, 2020
― j., Thursday, 11 June 2020 07:27 (three years ago) link
get stooped, 2scoops
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, 11 June 2020 10:37 (three years ago) link
"It was a great war, a beautiful war. There were good people on both sides. The Republican Party won that war, President Lincoln. Not a lot of people know this, but Abraham Lincoln was a Republican"
― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 11 June 2020 12:03 (three years ago) link
xpost -- probably something like that
Really hope this is genuine
Wow, that was a wild few minutes where the actual President of the USA was following me on Twitter and even sent me a message. Shame it ended so badly 😭 pic.twitter.com/KejDKTleNu— Liam Bennett (@ljkbennett) June 11, 2020
― groovypanda, Thursday, 11 June 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link
"the democrat party were the REAL racists... but also, what the south was doing was good," xxp
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 11 June 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link
lol he has the S.S. trending
― (•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 11 June 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link
btw I saw film of George Wallace saying "brave ppl on both sides" of the Civil War last night
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 11 June 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link
Here's the transcript of Trump's remarks on how Abraham Lincoln "did good, although it's always questionable, you know, in other words, the end result..." pic.twitter.com/HhvlDqlYCU— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) June 12, 2020
― mookieproof, Friday, 12 June 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link
How many dogs are going to lose their hearing from all this whistling?
― DJI, Friday, 12 June 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
I hear more and more people are calling him Honest Abe.
― Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 June 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link
It's going to feel so goddamn good when he's no longer alive.
― ...Like a Soggy Handburger (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 June 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link
I’ve never danced on a grave before, but over the past 3.5 years I’ve really planned out some great choreography for when I get the chance.
― epistantophus, Friday, 12 June 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link
Trump Memorial Grave Dancefloor
― DJI, Friday, 12 June 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9t4-zDem1Sk
― Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 June 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link
What are the odds that he has soured on Lincoln a little because he blames him for the Lincoln Project ads?
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 June 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link
"Lincoln is being recognized more and more, but I think, frankly, maybe he is being recognized a little too much."
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 12 June 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link
"Not many people know this, but Abe Lincoln's hands were pretty small."
― Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 12 June 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link
Internet is saying he was a disaster at the West Point graduation today. Couldn't pronounce MacArthur's, messed up Ulysses Grant, could barely walk down a ramp ...
Is the President of the United States physically well? pic.twitter.com/6R4GExT0KL— The Lincoln Project (@ProjectLincoln) June 13, 2020
Trump still hasn't totally figured out how to drink water pic.twitter.com/IO8CDXmD9i— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) June 13, 2020
Maybe he had a stroke?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link
Don’t know about the glass, but the ramp thing is clearly the effect of his 2-3 inch shoe lifts (see also: centaur pose)
― assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link
Watch his left leg vs right. The left leg is the one inching forward, the right leg barely bends.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link
He also purses his lips in deep concentration, like a cartoon monkey.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link
it’s fine when he hits the ground, trump famously has neuroses re: stairs and ramps and inclines
― Clay, Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
What about the water?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link
he’s just an idiot
― Clay, Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link
It took over a decade for stress to kick Hitler's Parkinson's into overdrive, Trump is much weaker just weaker all around not good.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link
the ramp thing is clearly the effect of his 2-3 inch shoe lifts
kind of steep ramp with no handrail. plus there's his famously poor eyesight that he's too vain to correct with glasses. sorry to disappoint, but there's no evidence of a stroke that I can see.
― A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link
The water glass. He can't lift the water to his mouth with his right hand and actually uses his left hand to tip the glass.
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link
feel like I've seen that before ages ago
― Dan S, Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link
Really this needs to be a whole set of separate polls because I like my crust crispy, base chewy, cheese gooey and tomato hot. Except when the pizza is of a more American style then the cheese should have some brown and a crispy bits.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 14 June 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link
And by the way, it was a beautiful pizza, just beautiful
― bring wayne shorter to the slaughter (Matt #2), Sunday, 14 June 2020 00:12 (three years ago) link
Ed, please, what thread was that meant for, it seems more fun than this one
― Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Sunday, 14 June 2020 06:31 (three years ago) link
all of the threads are the same, this is the same thread, this is the infinite post
― our god is a wee lil god (Karl Malone), Sunday, 14 June 2020 07:00 (three years ago) link
your every post is infinitely heavy, or infinitely light, depending
That was meant for one of the interminable pizza threaads rather than one of the interminable politics threads.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 14 June 2020 11:04 (three years ago) link
Understandable. Pizzas are generally circular; so is political discussion.
Both can be warmed-over; both can sometimes be cheesy. Neither should involve pineapple.
― Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 14 June 2020 11:28 (three years ago) link
is this a trap?https://gop.com/the-official-birthday-card/
― Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 14 June 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link
what the fuck
The ramp that I descended after my West Point Commencement speech was very long & steep, had no handrail and, most importantly, was very slippery. The last thing I was going to do is “fall” for the Fake News to have fun with. Final ten feet I ran down to level ground. Momentum!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 14, 2020
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 June 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link
translation: fire whoever put the ramp in
― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 14 June 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
it sucks because I legitimately think that tweet is funny but I really don't think it was intended to be
― frogbs, Sunday, 14 June 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
When he does can we come on to his RIP thread and troll you like Mordy did when Thatcher died?
― Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link
https://www.nybooks.com/daily/2020/06/11/bad-diet-bad-hair-destroy-human-civilizationhttp://cdn.nybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/crumb-bad-hair-diet-1.jpg
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 14 June 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link
Ive seen that glass-holding/drinking thing before. On my dad. Who has something akin to Parkinsons.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 14 June 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link
I know I've seen him do the same thing with a glass of water before a while ago, maybe during one of his rallies? I remember people commenting on it at the time
― Dan S, Monday, 15 June 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link
The time he did it before, he picked up the bottle with two hands, like an otter with a sippy cup. This was different, because he picked it up with one hand, but he needed the other hand to tip it back. I've never seen that in anybody before.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 15 June 2020 00:27 (three years ago) link
I’ve had to do that before when I was having a panic attack and my hands were shaking so hard I couldn’t handle the glass, but that’s pretty extreme
― Clay, Monday, 15 June 2020 00:32 (three years ago) link
nothing against R Crumb but that comic strip sucks
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 15 June 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link
it's about a C+ Dirty Laundry
― an, uh, razor of love (sic), Monday, 15 June 2020 00:40 (three years ago) link
they coulda paid Eli Valley half the amount and at least gotten something properly grotesque, if not actually funnier
― k*r*n koltrane (Simon H.), Monday, 15 June 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link
Bolton book delivers
1. Donald Trump's proposed gift to Kim of a signed Elton John CD was an Elton John CD signed by Donald Trump, not a CD signed by Elton John. 2. Trump though Elton John would be thrilled with the publicity the gift would bringhttps://t.co/ACCwf5btXfVia @swin24— Sam Stein (@samstein) June 18, 2020
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 18 June 2020 00:59 (three years ago) link