Things you were shockingly old when you learned

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The narrator role in the novel is either Truman Capote himself or a close substitute so there's no love interest between him and the Holly character. He doesn't swing that way.
From what I remember he's describing people he got involved with because he was rooming in the same house as tehm during teh war or something to that effect,.
Has been a very long time since i read the novel, it was pretty good though. But not quite cute enough to show well on a filmscreen at the time.
Do enjoy both though but they are pretty different.

Stevolende, Friday, 12 June 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

The existence of Juneteenth.

Alba, Saturday, 13 June 2020 11:05 (three years ago) link

it's a terrible cutesy name for what it is.

koogs, Saturday, 13 June 2020 11:11 (three years ago) link

lol people who've never read "Breakfast at Tiffany's" have never enjoyed Holly dropping the f-bomb

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2020 11:15 (three years ago) link

I am 41 years old and I only just discovered that 'segue' is pronounced 'segway'.

Matt DC, Saturday, 13 June 2020 11:35 (three years ago) link

In the Capote story, Holly also drops the n-bomb in a way that would make the Major in Fawlty Towers proud.

Ward Fowler, Saturday, 13 June 2020 11:59 (three years ago) link

I am 41 years old and I only just discovered that 'segue' is pronounced 'segway'.

― Matt DC, Saturday, June 13, 2020 7:35 AM bookmarkflaglink

what did you think it was? "suh-goo"?

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link

when i was younger and only read it in the music press i used to think it was "seeg"

comparing me to Harold Shipman is unfair (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

when I was younger at 14:21 today I thought the same tbh!

calzino, Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link

I've heard Oxford professors pronounce it 'seeg' so your younger selves were obviously, prestigiously correct.

pomenitul, Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link

Same! xp

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

I was at school when I figured it out so not shockingly old but it def took me a while to make the connection that the word I’d head people use and the word I’d read in books were in fact the same word

What fash heil is this? (wins), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

I used to enjoy the music of Pete Segwayer

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

then again I was shockingly old when I found out I'd been saying "lingerie" wrong for years

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

Sayg for me

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

i knew a 25 year old working in a steakhouse that asked customers if they wanted a "lib" of steak

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

she coulda also been very racist and asking the customer if they wanted a barbecued democrat

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

Seg-ew

Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

When, in 1970, palaeontologist Lambert Beverley Halstead pointed out that "Scrotum" is a scientifically valid name and the first ever proposed for a dinosaur, a shudder went through the normally stolid taxonomic community.

I read this in a very entertaining chapter in a book about the geological history of Europe last night. Parties of giggling schoolchildren going to see the magnificent Scrotums at the natural history museum could have been a thing.

calzino, Saturday, 13 June 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

Scrotusaurus Nutz

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

It’s one of those great “English is fucked up” things, segue and ague are both 2 syllables but the second syllable is pronounced completely differently in each case, and words like plague and league are only 1 syllable

What fash heil is this? (wins), Saturday, 13 June 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

English being fucked up is the only reason spelling bees are a thing. it's an event to spell words with no apparent rules

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

Speaking of English irregularities, I had always thought the band Ghoti Hook was pronounced like John Gotti.
Later I remembered that saying (see below) and thought duh, the next work is "hook."

The word "ghoti" is a phonetic spelling of "fish”, invented in the 19th century as an example of the irregularities of English spelling. Pronunciation: the "GH" as in the word "rouGH", "O" as in "wOmen" and "TI" as in naTIon. However, the band pronounces its name more intuitively, as a homophone for "goatee".

And today I learned via Wiki that the band pronounces it "goatee" and that they were a Christian rock band.

nickn, Saturday, 13 June 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

lol I remember them from my Xtian days

when you're on a church retreat and only Christian music is allowed...

you just let your ears build up with wax until you cain't hear no more

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

I'm not seeing the point of naming yourself after a pronunciation joke and then not pronouncing it like that. Maybe the joke's on me, though, in the end.

we are the village green evacuation society (Matt #2), Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

They maybe they have fake beards that they put on a coathook when workday is done

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link

When you spell out "ghoti" in Greek doesn't it spell Jesus?

Josefa, Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:47 (three years ago) link

that's the ending to Indy and the Last Crusade iirc

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

Yeah I'd always just assumed 'seeg'.

Matt DC, Saturday, 13 June 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

As in 'segue heil'?

pomenitul, Saturday, 13 June 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

Yeah, was what I was thinking. Not sure what it was corrected the previous thought. Otherwise rhymes with league or something. So wonder if that's why it would be read that way.
I always mentally voiced as I read it like seigs into something rather than segways.

& now a segway is a 2 wheel electric scooter with the wheels lateral instead of in sequence

Stevolende, Saturday, 13 June 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

Segway Segway Sputnik

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 13 June 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

I knew a college radio DJ who spelled it "segueway," which I guess captures both the pronunciation and alludes to the original word, which (while decidedly odd) has a sort of considerate sweetness to it.

Okay, Boomerang (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 13 June 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

how do you pronounce seguidilla tho

budo jeru, Saturday, 13 June 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

i knew a 25 year old working in a steakhouse that asked customers if they wanted a "lib" of steak

This is brilliant

kinder, Saturday, 13 June 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

Often I feel a bit dim on ilx but I come onto threads like this and think na clearly I'm the cleverest of all

kinder, Saturday, 13 June 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

I was about 30 years old when I realized that whenever Snoop called someone a fuckin "B.G." that he meant "baby gangsta" and not a "Bee Gee", which I thought was his way of saying someone was old and out of touch (cos Bee Gees, 70s)

Dig Dug the police (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 June 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

Often I feel a bit dim on ilx but I come onto threads like this and think na clearly I'm the cleverest of all

― kinder, Saturday, June 13, 2020 11:19 AM

Maybe you should be more kind, as your name implies.

nickn, Saturday, 13 June 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

I always thought "kinder" implied that each post was like a little surprise!

pplains, Saturday, 13 June 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link

Teeny Terrapin for you, pp!
And none for Gretchen Wieners.

kinder, Saturday, 13 June 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

I assumed kinder's profile name was a reference to children, have never heard of kinder surprise eggs before now

Dan S, Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link

Kinder Surprise Eggs is a reference to children.

Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

of course, just wasn't imagining ninja turtles inside chocolate eggs

Dan S, Saturday, 13 June 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

I always thought "kinder" implied that each post was like a little surprise!

― pplains

For you to choke on!

nickn, Saturday, 13 June 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link

When you spell out "ghoti" in Greek doesn't it spell Jesus?

No the fish thing is that the Greek word for fish, ιχθύς (ichthys), was used as a covert acronym for "Ιησούς Χριστός Θεός ύιός σωτήρας" ("Jesus Christ son of god, saviour") by undercover Christians.

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 14 June 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link

i knew a 25 year old working in a steakhouse that asked customers if they wanted a "lib" of steak

I was once offered "Mein Strown" (Minestrone) soup at a restaurant.

Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Sunday, 14 June 2020 07:55 (three years ago) link

That Woody Allen starred in a 1976 film called The Front.

https://i.imgur.com/bVq3xYQ.jpg

Alba, Sunday, 14 June 2020 10:35 (three years ago) link

Popped up on Amazon Prime and I thought I'd slipped into a parallel universe.

Alba, Sunday, 14 June 2020 10:36 (three years ago) link

You've never seen it or heard of it? It's been on telly quite a few times over the years.

Subverted by buggery (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 June 2020 10:46 (three years ago) link

Never heard of it

Alba, Sunday, 14 June 2020 10:48 (three years ago) link


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