Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

And by the way, it was a beautiful pizza, just beautiful

Ed, please, what thread was that meant for, it seems more fun than this one

all of the threads are the same, this is the same thread, this is the infinite post

your every post is infinitely heavy, or infinitely light, depending

That was meant for one of the interminable pizza threaads rather than one of the interminable politics threads.

Understandable. Pizzas are generally circular; so is political discussion.

Both can be warmed-over; both can sometimes be cheesy. Neither should involve pineapple.

is this a trap?

https://gop.com/the-official-birthday-card/

what the fuck

The ramp that I descended after my West Point Commencement speech was very long & steep, had no handrail and, most importantly, was very slippery. The last thing I was going to do is “fall” for the Fake News to have fun with. Final ten feet I ran down to level ground. Momentum!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 14, 2020

translation: fire whoever put the ramp in

it sucks because I legitimately think that tweet is funny but I really don't think it was intended to be

It's going to feel so goddamn good when he's no longer alive.

When he does can we come on to his RIP thread and troll you like Mordy did when Thatcher died?

https://www.nybooks.com/daily/2020/06/11/bad-diet-bad-hair-destroy-human-civilization
http://cdn.nybooks.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/crumb-bad-hair-diet-1.jpg

Ive seen that glass-holding/drinking thing before. On my dad. Who has something akin to Parkinsons.

I know I've seen him do the same thing with a glass of water before a while ago, maybe during one of his rallies? I remember people commenting on it at the time

The time he did it before, he picked up the bottle with two hands, like an otter with a sippy cup. This was different, because he picked it up with one hand, but he needed the other hand to tip it back. I've never seen that in anybody before.

I’ve had to do that before when I was having a panic attack and my hands were shaking so hard I couldn’t handle the glass, but that’s pretty extreme

nothing against R Crumb but that comic strip sucks

it's about a C+ Dirty Laundry

they coulda paid Eli Valley half the amount and at least gotten something properly grotesque, if not actually funnier

Bolton book delivers

1. Donald Trump's proposed gift to Kim of a signed Elton John CD was an Elton John CD signed by Donald Trump, not a CD signed by Elton John.

2. Trump though Elton John would be thrilled with the publicity the gift would bringhttps://t.co/ACCwf5btXf

Via @swin24

— Sam Stein (@samstein) June 18, 2020

I FUCKING CALLED IT

jfc

I was always on the fence about this guy... but this, this absolute scandal involving Elton John, this is enough.

I hereby register: "Dud".

Thank god we have John Bolton to bring us the truth about this fiasco

This Elton John thing might be dud, but you've got to admit, it's classic Trump.

Has “Bolton John” already been taken, as a band name?

Bon Jolton

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EavJ-DyXYAEGDDq?format=jpg&name=small

Respect for this bastard for secretly using a google glass to collect damning evidence against Trump

https://nos.nl/data/image/2020/06/18/656549/1920x1080a.jpg

ok glass - just record everything all of the time, this is one corrupt piece of shit

ok glass - remind me when i need a new sd card, just keep it rolling

Do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesn’t like me?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 18, 2020

looooool

trump to roberts: do you like me? check yes/no

liberal champion neil gorsuch still likes you, trump

he's getting better at this...this is up there with his "I will keep drinking that garbage anyway" Coke tweet a couple weeks back

That last tweet rhymes neatly with Trump's no doubt faked affection for Citizen Kane, in which the second wife screams, "You don't love me. You want me to love you. 'Sure, I'm Charles Foster Kane, whatever you want, just name it and it's yours. But you've gotta love me!'"

It's definitely faked affection. It's about a cranky white man whose parents didn't love him, who amasses all the power and wealth in the world, and who dies with the world hating him. It must really burn his steak that Charles Foster Kane at least got wealthy.

donald trump has never watched citizen kane all the way through. i refuse to believe that

"what's your favorite scene?"
that's a personal question, I don't really want to get into that
"ok which 1/2 of the film do you prefer, 1st or 2nd?
Probably...equal

also CFK thinks it would be fun to run a newspaper

I think it's very arguable that Kane's mother loved him, too

i read that he has an edited version he watches with his sons, but it's just the Hong Kong street chases and when Kane fights in the Kumite tournament

pic.twitter.com/EZXjvZVDaW

— F The 🍊 Messiah (@SteveTimmons15) June 18, 2020

ngl I'm kinda hooked on this song.

Shit, how did I c&p the wrong tweet?

Welcome to #Tulsa. People are already in line. Also, re-election songs. #MSNBC pic.twitter.com/P96d1HeMbD

— Cal Perry (@CalNBC) June 18, 2020

is this literally the same family from this classic? does it even matter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7pv7sO5Gng

Yeah I like this song "Fuck Trump! 2020! Fuck Trump! 2020!"

I sing it to the theme from "Wayne's World."

"There is hope for our nation again
Maybe the first time
Since we
Had Ronald Reagan"

global tetrahedron, this is gold. thank you!

Leave the ditties to the pros:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxhGxDz-ziY

https://camilleandhaley.bandcamp.com/track/keep-america-great-single?fbclid=IwAR0K8oPve2R5TajAnHzw7K1_b86bmFcGQjOFoaIhP-6q9RaISPzXR2EL1UI

ok, here is the studio version.