i’m ironically jizzing on a picture of saddam hussein stumbling over a stack of vice magazines with the mirror cover while a band that looks like the strokes takes a picture of me with their phones and posts it to carles’ blog
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link
My friend went to a Vice party in the Aughties and told me the DJ played nothing but Skrewdriver and nobody was the wiser
Now Noisey had articles about how wearing Skrewdriver shirts is problematic. YOUVE COME A LONG WAY BABY
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Saturday, December 17, 2016 1:26 PM (three years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― The Mandymoorian (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link
https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/wjg34w/how-to-know-if-you-are-a-hipster-racist
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 17 June 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link
Ended up voting “no”
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
But they still got two more months..........
― more haim than good (Drugs A. Money), Friday, 28 August 2020 11:47 (three years ago) link
We are going to start every week by re-reading this letter. We are going to remember our outrage at this moment and let it fuel our direction over the next four years. We are never going to let ourselves get complacent. We are never going to let the flames of resistance burn out.
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Sunday, 25 October 2020 03:02 (three years ago) link
some small part of me wished you got on their editorial staff before this poll expired.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 25 October 2020 04:42 (three years ago) link
all hands meeting on monday, we're going to review some key directives
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 October 2020 04:44 (three years ago) link
but also let's get some clicks out there!
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Sunday, 25 October 2020 04:45 (three years ago) link
Have they fart like fuck yet
― Neanderthal, Sunday, 25 October 2020 05:21 (three years ago) link
always, fart like fuck, always
― sarahell, Sunday, 25 October 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Monday, 2 November 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
*bites nails*
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 2 November 2020 00:40 (three years ago) link
vote twice for justice
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 2 November 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link
anyone here ever been to kokie's? i always associate the legend of that place with the vice of yore
― treeship., Monday, 2 November 2020 03:22 (three years ago) link
i walked past it many times and laughed but no i never went there iirc.
― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 2 November 2020 08:42 (three years ago) link
Judging by the torrent of angry anti-Noisey Trump tweets over the years, yeah they did they work and fought like fuck. They really got under his skin.
― Matt DC, Monday, 2 November 2020 09:34 (three years ago) link
wish the results to this poll could be read out in the Curtis narrator voice tomorrow
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Monday, 2 November 2020 11:59 (three years ago) link
I think this is the nicest thing I've ever said about Vice/Vice contributers:
Not everyone who writes for Vice is entirely terrible, some people just wanna get paid by dicks― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Saturday, March 30, 2013 8:23 PM bookmarkflaglink
― the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Saturday, March 30, 2013 8:23 PM bookmarkflaglink
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 2 November 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link
nearly everyone who gets paid to do anything is paid by at least a few dicks
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Monday, 2 November 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link
sometimes also some vaginas
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 2 November 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link
don't forget the assholes
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Monday, 2 November 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link
one assumes the assholes are always there
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 2 November 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link
i get paid by puppies
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 November 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link
(and I mean actual dogs u pervs)
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 November 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link
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― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link
had some prepositional confusion there -- wondering the exchange rate of dicks to dollars vs dollars to donuts
― sarahell, Monday, 2 November 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link
don't GIS "dicks to donuts"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 2 November 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link
worst Harry Potter spell
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 2 November 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
"eat a dick" now a confusing insult
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Monday, 2 November 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link
feel like this is going to be a landslide, polls are ignoring shy dave cool voters
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 November 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
Was at a vice party on a boat once in the 00s and there was like a roulette table or something, and I just remember seeing a vice exec nonchalantly peeling off bills from a scrooge-mcduck wad of 100s the size of a grapefruit. I've spent the last 12 years wondering if it was real or movie prop money or what.
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 2 November 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link
every day since then i've moved forward, done the work, and fought like fuck to figure it out
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 2 November 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link
oh place your dicks to donutsand pray
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 November 2020 21:29 (three years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link
this is like Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link
i do not remember what poll option i chose 4 years ago
― sarahell, Tuesday, 3 November 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link
What all those immigrants about to be deported should really do is learn how to make an indie video game
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Monday, January 23, 2017 5:44 PM bookmarkflaglink
repression quest
― the greg evigan school of improvised explosive devices (bizarro gazzara), Monday, January 23, 2017 5:45 PM bookmarkflaglink
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 03:51 (three years ago) link
no
Breaking News: Vice, the brash digital-media disrupter that has struggled to find a buyer, is preparing to file for bankruptcy, according to two people. https://t.co/Ydz7ofzIpy— The New York Times (@nytimes) May 1, 2023
― the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 May 2023 07:31 (one year ago) link
lol i had forgotten the poll closed 4 years ago and saw this thread bumped and thought, "oh, did the poll finally close? what were the results?"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 2 May 2023 11:15 (one year ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fc7_1GAYNOw
― Marvel Puzzle Quest is my favorite gasm (DJP), Tuesday, 2 May 2023 13:38 (one year ago) link
it’s funny how the narrative used to be evil vice paving DBA and putting up a cynical corporate newsroom and now it’s about how this plucky independent media outlet is getting destroyed by corporate behemoths. perhaps the truth … is somewhere in between ….
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Tuesday, 2 May 2023 13:48 (one year ago) link