Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

I was always on the fence about this guy... but this, this absolute scandal involving Elton John, this is enough.

I hereby register: "Dud".

Thank god we have John Bolton to bring us the truth about this fiasco

This Elton John thing might be dud, but you've got to admit, it's classic Trump.

Has “Bolton John” already been taken, as a band name?

Bon Jolton

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EavJ-DyXYAEGDDq?format=jpg&name=small

Respect for this bastard for secretly using a google glass to collect damning evidence against Trump

https://nos.nl/data/image/2020/06/18/656549/1920x1080a.jpg

ok glass - just record everything all of the time, this is one corrupt piece of shit

ok glass - remind me when i need a new sd card, just keep it rolling

Do you get the impression that the Supreme Court doesn’t like me?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 18, 2020

looooool

trump to roberts: do you like me? check yes/no

liberal champion neil gorsuch still likes you, trump

he's getting better at this...this is up there with his "I will keep drinking that garbage anyway" Coke tweet a couple weeks back

That last tweet rhymes neatly with Trump's no doubt faked affection for Citizen Kane, in which the second wife screams, "You don't love me. You want me to love you. 'Sure, I'm Charles Foster Kane, whatever you want, just name it and it's yours. But you've gotta love me!'"

It's definitely faked affection. It's about a cranky white man whose parents didn't love him, who amasses all the power and wealth in the world, and who dies with the world hating him. It must really burn his steak that Charles Foster Kane at least got wealthy.

donald trump has never watched citizen kane all the way through. i refuse to believe that

"what's your favorite scene?"
that's a personal question, I don't really want to get into that
"ok which 1/2 of the film do you prefer, 1st or 2nd?
Probably...equal

also CFK thinks it would be fun to run a newspaper

I think it's very arguable that Kane's mother loved him, too

i read that he has an edited version he watches with his sons, but it's just the Hong Kong street chases and when Kane fights in the Kumite tournament

pic.twitter.com/EZXjvZVDaW

— F The 🍊 Messiah (@SteveTimmons15) June 18, 2020

ngl I'm kinda hooked on this song.

Shit, how did I c&p the wrong tweet?

Welcome to #Tulsa. People are already in line. Also, re-election songs. #MSNBC pic.twitter.com/P96d1HeMbD

— Cal Perry (@CalNBC) June 18, 2020

is this literally the same family from this classic? does it even matter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7pv7sO5Gng

Yeah I like this song "Fuck Trump! 2020! Fuck Trump! 2020!"

I sing it to the theme from "Wayne's World."

"There is hope for our nation again
Maybe the first time
Since we
Had Ronald Reagan"

global tetrahedron, this is gold. thank you!

Leave the ditties to the pros:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxhGxDz-ziY

https://camilleandhaley.bandcamp.com/track/keep-america-great-single?fbclid=IwAR0K8oPve2R5TajAnHzw7K1_b86bmFcGQjOFoaIhP-6q9RaISPzXR2EL1UI

ok, here is the studio version.

fbclid=IwAR0K8oPve2R5TajAnHzw7K1_b86bmFcGQjOFoaIhP-6q9RaISPzXR2EL1UI

Sorry sic.

There is a video on their facebook page which starts off with the dad refers to one of his daughters as "Candace Owens in the white version, right here".

re-election songs

Won't you help to sing these songs of trumpdom

Trump scrolls through his phone while small business owners share their pandemic stories. pic.twitter.com/zKNJnT781E

— The Recount (@therecount) June 18, 2020

Trump found out he's losing to Biden by 12 points in the latest Fox News poll & started Tweeting like Oprah giving away cars at Christmas😂 pic.twitter.com/QQ4FDkkg7F

— Is It Over Yet? (@TaylorGundy) June 19, 2020

lol

That’s a clean example of someone tweeting for Trump.

Yes

Nope, the requests are coming to him in real time and he's funding them from his own pocket. Incredible.

what a king

Trump scrolls through his phone while small business owners share their pandemic stories.

https://i1.sinaimg.cn/lx/2010/1202/U5475P622DT20101202150534.jpg

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/06/inside-the-cult-of-trump-his-rallies-are-church-and-he-is-the-gospel/amp

The Bruce Gildan photos are something else.

bruce golden photos are always something else tbf

gilden dammit

That piece is just too much.

At a rally in Mississippi, Pastor Dave met the Cowboy, who had taken under his wing a group of boys from Kentucky. Pastor Dave and the Cowboy began traveling the Trump trail together, serving as chaperones for the kids, who became known as the Trumped-Up Teens. The Cowboy personally paid for the boys’ airfare and put them up in tents in parking lots outside the arenas.

The Cowboy, Dave says, found the boys in the woods. (Or maybe, he says later, it was actually at a Trump rally in Lexington.)

All the little kids with the trumped-up kicks

The Wall Street Journal interview is...something. I haven't read all of it, 'cause they've kept it behind their paywall, but the screenshots on Twitter are like the last words of Dutch Schultz.

jesus that vanity pair piece

pic.twitter.com/MGBKlaDrhm

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 19, 2020

these ads are going to be really effective

obviously ridiculous -- and rich to have the guy who led the charge against the central park 5 complain about false accusations -- but this is the type of sentiment that will hit hard with people longing for "normalcy."

are you serious? no one is watching that two minute plus crap xp