someone text panzerkorp fr me plshttp://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc352/yanni187/Picture004-1.jpg
― cozwn, Monday, 29 June 2009 15:36 (fourteen years ago) link
Originally Posted by parlance998 best correspondence of my short xbox live life. after LOSING to a pretty decent Abel.
him: nigga you suckme: wtf YOU WON don't be a douche.him: lol mj is dead
― cozwn, Monday, 29 June 2009 15:39 (fourteen years ago) link
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool SSPanzerkorp is a Masshole
― get money fuck witches (HI DERE), Monday, 29 June 2009 15:41 (fourteen years ago) link
http://fallout.wikia.com/index.php?title=Griffon&diff=260491&oldid=253394
― goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.play-asia.com/image/content/tgs/large/sammy_keyboard3.JPG
― cozwn, Thursday, 2 July 2009 17:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://photos-e.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs095.snc1/4964_222647235062_862940062_7447628_1136184_n.jpg
― antexit, Thursday, 2 July 2009 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link
would buy
― an average room of dentists (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 July 2009 04:25 (fourteen years ago) link
have coveted for an age.
― ledge, Friday, 3 July 2009 08:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Yahtzee in a review comparing Prototype and Infamous made a throwaway line about the winner being the developer who sent in a picture of their rivals main character wearing a bra. They both did.
― zappi, Saturday, 4 July 2009 09:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.google.com/patents?id=aAuzAAAAEBAJ&pg=PA3&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2
― thomp, Sunday, 5 July 2009 02:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Huh. The guy who wrote that has a Wikipedia page!
― Nhex, Sunday, 5 July 2009 06:35 (fourteen years ago) link
World is saved.
― Lamp, Sunday, 5 July 2009 06:41 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxUtjrZW10U
― cozwn, Sunday, 5 July 2009 08:54 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBKKV2V8eU&feature=channel_page
― snoball, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 07:52 (fourteen years ago) link
It's about as realistic as a Lynne Perry's lips. Get a fucking grip you impressionable little pederast. I'VE SEEN REAL WAR. I've got a 16 inch scar on my eyes from schrapnel. Realistic? Vehicles that appear from nowhere, jeeps have no handbrakes and the biggest causes of wartime casualties is people running over their own friends. EARTH TO PEEETE. EARTH TO PEEETE. EARTH TO PEEETE.I hope to fuck you're young cos you sound it. It's a big bad devil-may-fistfuck world out there, laddio. Don't you fucking dare walk to the shops if BF2 gives you the willies cos about 99% of all existing matter is likely to make you shit yourself sideways.
― YOUR XMAS CARDS ARE PROBABLY ANTHRAX, Saturday, July 16, 2005 7:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― cozwn, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 08:46 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff8/JouleHaim/whitestuffwz9.gif
― cozwn, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 00:28 (fourteen years ago) link
oh wow is that patent disgusting
― goole, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i don't anything about patent law, is it usual for them to contain 100-odd pages of right-wing rambling?
― goole, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 00:44 (fourteen years ago) link
For in Grand Theft Auto, one cannot serve God, and in Gears of War one cannot reach out to the soul of a monster via word; for there is no soul.
i kind of find it too nutjob to be disgusting: there's also a proof of concept 'game' which just asks you the questions from the flow chart: although now i realise this may have been a sendup by someone else
― thomp, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 02:51 (fourteen years ago) link
reminds me of jarod's journey: http://www.wurb.com/if/game/1134
― abanana, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 05:23 (fourteen years ago) link
http://progressiveboink.com/archive/pitfall.htm
― Mordy, Saturday, 11 July 2009 07:55 (fourteen years ago) link
http://i28.tinypic.com/30iercz.jpg
These ads make me lol
― timelord of the internet (Z S), Saturday, 11 July 2009 19:52 (fourteen years ago) link
Funny story there:http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001286.htmlhttp://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-1.jpghttp://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-2-alt.jpghttp://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-3.jpghttp://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-4.jpghttp://www.codinghorror.com/blog/evony-ad-5.jpghttp://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-6.jpg
― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 July 2009 20:01 (fourteen years ago) link
omg those
i love the name evony, it makes me think evony and ibory
― dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 July 2009 01:56 (fourteen years ago) link
But srsly can you get laid playing Evory because that woman with the big boobz is fascinating
― save your lover! (Z S), Sunday, 12 July 2009 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link
SO
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-4.jpg
SEXY
― save your lover! (Z S), Sunday, 12 July 2009 02:12 (fourteen years ago) link
How do I get my queen? There is no queen in this game, the ad you saw is for marketing purposes and seems to be highly effective by the number of times this question has come up.
― dr. morb's adventures beyond the ultraworld (s1ocki), Sunday, 12 July 2009 07:59 (fourteen years ago) link
so funny
If you GIS "evony boobs", G00gle anticipates and simultaneously averts your potential disappointment by changing your search to "ebony boobs".
― snoball, Sunday, 12 July 2009 08:29 (fourteen years ago) link
My Lord!
― JimD, Sunday, 12 July 2009 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link
i'm always seeing those evony ads on SA... they dont even register w/me anymore
― ~*~*~*~*GAMES AS ART*~*~*~*~ (cankles), Sunday, 12 July 2009 14:29 (fourteen years ago) link
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2454/3708785900_e37e83acb5.jpg%3Fv%3D0
― Why? I forget what biologists have suggested. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link
just came across this review at work, not outright lol but somewhat amusing:
1 years before on 23rd of April, I got annoyed when I got owned by a strong monster on Titan Quest: Immortal Throne... Then, I decided to search the internet for Titan Quest's Cheats&Codes... The results I get were "Titan Quest: Immortal Throne Cheats, Codes and Trainers for PC Games<br/>Here you'll find Titan Quest: Immortal Throne cheats, wallpapers, cheat codes and more. We're adding new cheats and codes all the time, so check back often ...I found the CheatHappens game really impressive...Sooo, I clicked the link and made my first visit to Cheat Happens, I got really impressed so I joined... I started posting on the "Titan Quest: Immortal Throne" Message Boards...I thought Post Count is the MOST important thing on the site, on those old days...I used to be a noob which was using 10 smileys in EVERY post... Like 1 month later I discovered the AWESOME General Discussions Board... I met LOADZ of people which I wanted to be friends with, they denied me because I used to be a newbie...(now they r all my friends and I love them all)...
― salsa shark, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 15:04 (fourteen years ago) link
Christ, screen-sized titties:
http://www.evony.com/evonyyahoo2.html
― kingfish, Thursday, 16 July 2009 09:33 (fourteen years ago) link
Are those supposed to be fireflies or something?
"play unnoticeably" how the heck is that screen "unnoticeable"? A more accurate claim would be "play until the sysadmin blocks evony.com and/or you get fired when your boss notice humongous ta-tas on your screen instead of that spreadsheet you were supposed to be working on."
Actually, someone's probably already done this, but wouldn't there be a market for a MMORPG that looked exactly like Excel?
― grocery groin (snoball), Thursday, 16 July 2009 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link
Mage C on Ts.
― JimD, Thursday, 16 July 2009 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link
xpost with autogoonhttp://teamteamwork.bandcamp.com/album/the-ocarina-of-rhyme
― more ▌▌▌▌in more places (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link
holy shit that is great
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Jay-Z - No Hook (Meeting the Owl)
― more ▌▌▌▌in more places (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link
damn i forgot how hard the gerudo valley theme owned
― cankles, Thursday, 16 July 2009 13:25 (fourteen years ago) link
okay why didn't I just jump to the Busta one, wau
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:08 (fourteen years ago) link
http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/im_not_questing_with_you?utm_source=c-section
ha
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 14:48 (fourteen years ago) link
hahaha
But if grid-based dungeon-spelunking is the apex of the gaming experience on your homeworld, I suggest you invest your time in PhatLewt for the iPhone. I hear they've got a hobgoblin infestation you might be able to help with. Or, hey, Evony.com has a nice, leisurely pace that might suit you better. But if you want to strive for immortality, then pay me heed.
― cankles, Thursday, 16 July 2009 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link
Right now my IRL rage bar is about 98
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 July 2009 15:52 (fourteen years ago) link
that line is being quoted excessively by my coworkers, all of whom are current or former WoW addicts
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Thursday, 16 July 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
i didn't lol. it's too real!
― ledge, Thursday, 16 July 2009 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link
"I could, of course, go on for pages"
― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 16 July 2009 15:55 (fourteen years ago) link
Yeah, that read like an actual letter... I don't even play the game but it seemed to plausible to be funny.
― more ▌▌▌▌in more places (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
― thomp, Saturday, July 4, 2009 9:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark
oh man i'm still reading this. it's like a whole other world.
― Kashyyyk Goood Frriieends (goole), Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link
[1029]The problem was actually much deeper, for as God and Romance is replaced by cynicism and theft, working with Napster wasn't going to fix it. It would have been like The Man with no Name working with the Baxters in the opening scene, instead of shooting them. Napster could have come up with a DRM system back then, but they chose not to, as DRM wasn't cool. MTV honored them, but then MTV killed music, replacing the Soul with degradation and debauchery, as is Viacom's specialty.
[1030]The glory of this present game is that it would allow the player to run through the halls of massive corporations, filled with double-speaking, uncreative lawyers and bureaucrats planning the next marketing campaign for the filth that will further the family's decline and chackle women to their bottom line. He game would allow the player to take them out. The actions would come to life as manufactured gangsta rap was replaced with melody and music, youngsters again looked into one-anothers' eyes with hope of eternal romance, and cynicism and irony were destroyed by player's the flamethrowing chainsaw.
― goole, Thursday, 16 July 2009 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link