Rolling COVID-19 Notably Infected and/or Fallen Thread

Bolsonaro dying of Coronavirus might make me believe in an interventionist god

I know, darling, that you do

Into your arms, covid

how many times is bolsonaro gonna get the rona ffs

did u know that bolsonaro backwards is 'o rona slob'?

Rano

"I've came back from the hospital now, I've done a lung screening, my lung is clean, OK? I went to do a Covid exam a while ago, but everything is okay," he said.
Bolsonaro, who was wearing a mask, warned people to not get near him.
"You can't get very close (to me), OK? Recommendation for everyone," Bolsonaro said.

Yeah, sounds legit. "I've been feeling bad, and they x-rayed my lungs, but I'm perfectly fine. Don't get near me, though. I mean, I'd say that about anyone, but me, specifically, keep away from me. Just sayin'."

Jeanine Añez. Wonder whether she has met Bolsonaro recently.

https://heavy.com/news/2020/07/richard-rose-covid-19-coronavirus/
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who tf cares

RIP Ohio Man

Only the truest patriot would sacrifice his life defending our freedom on the 4th of July.

You guys are so fucked

Jesus christ

Wow, he actually died on July 4th, and they say Americans don't do irony.

The Internet should stop haw-hawing that this guy is dead, Jesus. Powerful people DID this to him.

Amitabh and Abishek Bachchan tested positive apparently.

Goes back right to the very beginning of the pandemic, but Jack Nicklaus (just announcing it now).

http://www.ctvnews.ca/sports/jack-nicklaus-says-he-tested-positive-for-coronavirus-antibodies-1.5030462

Bah.

https://www.reuters.com/article/us-health-coronavirus-brazil-president/brazils-bolsonaro-says-new-covid-19-test-came-back-negative-idUSKCN24Q0IT

*very austin powers voice*

WHY. WON'T. YOU. DIE.

Stephen Miller's grandmother

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/stephen-miller-grandmother-death-coronavirus-white-house-denial-a9637176.html

Doja Cat: https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/doja-cat-has-coronavirus-after-mocking-covid

Rabidly anti-gay Arkansas state Sen. Jason Rapert, who has referred to coronavirus as a "hoax" and called mask mandates "draconian," is now hospitalized with COVID-19

— Daniel Uhlfelder (@DWUhlfelderLaw) July 25, 2020

get dead soon

Herman Cain's twitter feed has been providing generically shitty right wing zombie talking points on a daily basis, but afaict he's still hospitalized with Covid, and has been for a month. Wilbur Ross was hospitalized for something a while ago, too, with no updates. I'd be cool with all these ghouls disappearing forever.

Robert O’Brien (Donald Trump’s National Security Advisor) has tested positive for COVID-19

Louie Gohmert!

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/07/29/louis-gohmert-who-refused-to-wear-a-mask-tests-positive-for-coronavirus-386076

Haha, what a stupid motherfucker

one of the dumbest men in the country

there's only one explanation for how he got it - god must be punishing him for his sins

damn hoaxes

Notable (person?) Buddy, first dog to test positive for COVID-19 in the U.S., has died

:(

COVID has fuckin terrible aim man

No shit

So long Herman cain

eat shit bitch

tbc this is the name of my new self help book and the unauthorized sequel to eat pray love

The Tulsa disease got heeem

Holy shit, is this the most prominent Trump supporter to die so far?

oh I hadn't realized he was actually dead. cool!!

maybe I should complain about COVID's bad aim more often...

You think I’d feel a pang of regret or recognition in our shared humanity and I would change my tune and mourn a death as I would any other but nah go to hell you dumb motherfucker It’s very satisfying to see him gone and I would like more of them to join him

COVID don’t care, fwiw.

You think I’d feel a pang of regret or recognition in our shared humanity and I would change my tune and mourn a death as I would any other

anecdotally I think the COVID era has made people MUCH more cavalier about wishing death on ghoulish public figures. tbc I think this is good and not bad

Literally 21 hours ago:

Our government, and our media, have incinerated their credibility. So, is it any wonder that people are skeptical? #Coronavirus https://t.co/2IMVhLGbLn

— Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) July 29, 2020

how in the world do you post something like that from your deathbed? guess some of us never get that moment of clarity

Like me, you get someone else to do your posts

xpost Well TBF he also posthumously tweeted his own death notification so his clarity is truly off the charts.

first reply to that tweet, posted pre-death

Whoever is tweeting from this account should be careful. If Herman doesn’t make it, you are going to be the thoughtless a-hole trying to hype a dead man. If he does make it, he may have had a change of heart after going through all this & you are doing it without his permission.

— Michelle (@shelly_zen) July 29, 2020