Twitter C/D

Sexyexecutive: genius.

"The wife and I have had to start putting our toothbrushes in a cup, despite having a perfectly good toothbrush holder on the wall. Madness"

haha

'I'm not gone stop, I'm gone work harder' - grammatically poor, but a great motivational message for our younger employees about dedication 4:30 AM Jun 22nd from web

Have bought Birdhouse for the iPhone. Best yet, esp. while Tweetie's search is knackered.

https://twitter.com/realnickgriffin

http://twitter.com/RealDailyMail is good too

https://twitter.com/realnickgriffin

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something about Ann Widdecombe's basin haircut and floor-length tits. fucking hell, i think i'm about to go off

HAHAHAHAHAHA fuck me, this is genius.

(Well, OK, it's not. But it's funny as fuck.)

for whatever reason "starting the day with a lovely wank" got me laughing the most.

Yeh, I was still laughing at that one when I got to the Ann Widdecombe bit.

Le Pen walks in. i try to offer a friendly "salut", my mouth still full of circular salt-beef sandwich. it comes out as "shalom"

AH JESUS I think I've ruptured something

There's a bot that retweets anything with a swear word in it. Only surprised I hadn't been pinged earlier.

we made one

twitter.com/tenderhooksband

Am following! Hope the tour is going well. <3

<3<3<3 its going aight

i stopped following el-p. after his month long sobriety - which was rather funny - he started spewing spam tweets about his various signed artists. No thanks.

http://twitter.com/zombocom

the original site coming up on its ten year anniversary btw

oh man I remember zombo.com

I don't know why Plurk isn't more popular. It's 10x better than Twitter.

maybe cause its called "plurk"

lol I am back on twitter now

twitter.com/rodneyjgreene

htt://www.twitter.com/rodneyjgreene

fuck

http://www.twitter.com/rodneyjgreene

did y'all see this: http://twitter.com/iirc

Blatant plug - if you time it right, you can be my 200th follower. HOW EXCITING.

http://twitter.com/sickmouthy

The sausages dude mentioned upthread (http://www.twitter.com/allthesausages) still wins for sheer fucking randomness.

Do y'all think Twitter is a service that people will still be using 10 years from now?

I made it three days before deleting my account.

my friend devised this project that feeds live tweets into a text-voice translator, super-compulsive listening

http://radio.nymoon.com/tweetradio/

AKGovSarahPalin: Awesome AK night sensing summer already winding down w/fireweed near full bloom;finally sitting down to pen;listening to Big & Rich "Shuttin Detroit Down"

that sounds kinda awesome minus the big and rich although that is such a lolsome detail that i dont mind

"finally setting down to pen" = semicoherently berating ghostwriter

@zizekspeaks There is nothing sublime about being on a ship caught in a storm which threatens to drown it - only the terror of facing a painful death.

rough day i guess

@MargaretLAtwood The person using my name -- Margaret Atwood -- and my picture on Twitter is not me. Please stop imperonating me. Thanks.
5:31 PM Jul 25th from web

@MargaretLAtwood You can tell MargaretLAtwood really is me, because I made a typo -- should be "impersonating," "Imperonating" is pretending to be Evita.
5:37 PM Jul 25th from web

:D

http://www.dembot.net/images/twitter_server.png

http://www.istwitterdown.com/

i have a friend for whom twitter has become life. i can only imagine his distress at seeing that big red yes and smile.

That would be ME right now.

::gnashes teeth::

i totally misjudged my audience

Denial of service attack, apparently, also affecting facebook (like I'd care about that nonsense, tho.)

i gave up on twitter. i just post <140 chars on ilx now it seems.

hoping to find social network where i'm not unpopular one day

Twitter's outage is headline news on channel 4. Christ.

"I had to Google search Twitter to find out what was going on, when normally my Twitter feed gives me all the breaking news I need," said Alison Koski, a New York public-relations manager. She added she felt "completely lost" without Twitter.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_tec_twitter_outage

Anyone else having trouble updating their settings?

So, apparently the Twitter CEO's wife is twittering her delivery.

http://twitter.com/sara/

Dear Twitter, My water broke. It wasn't like Charlotte in Sex and the City. Now, timing contractions on an iPhone app.

about 10 hours ago from txt

quick poll: did everyone you know that has an iphone turn into a cunt when they got it?

g-kit: misjudging his audience since 2001!