outbreak! (ebola, sars, coronavirus, etc)

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honestly i appreciate putting "111 days of hell" right in the middle. the whole thing looks like a tin-poisoned alchemist's lab assistant trying to document a local plague

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

but so they're saying the end state is the river/economy falling into the "sea of division"?

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link

i remain unclear about the boyfriend cliff

mookieproof, Monday, 13 July 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

TS: octopus vs. Captain

Blursday the Vagueteenth of Whenember (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

it's a good to touch to have the dog as the anchor of the tug-of-war team, while trump sits watching on a moon and says "it's just the flu" above

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

xp clearly Captain. Captain is anchoring the tug-of-war team, that is the most important position

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 July 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

I love that the artist who worked on previous Weird Cuomo posters is tweeting he didn’t do this.

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Monday, 13 July 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link

crowded houses generally to be avoided at this time

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 July 2020 21:59 (three years ago) link

Hey now

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 13 July 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

i c what u did there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

don't dream it's over

assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link

that's what he did there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 05:04 (three years ago) link

o I am dumm

assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 06:42 (three years ago) link

Has a little bit of a Crowded House vibe


he’s totally cuoming the seeds of love:

https://i1.wp.com/4.bp.blogspot.com/-kyF1ljCRpi0/VlynaHTt_RI/AAAAAAAAHRI/rfaJT8Ggiqk/s1600/the-seeds-of-love-5.jpg

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

It's very Howard Finster.

Yerac, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

Pareene wrote about the mountain

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

there's more than one answer to these questions

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

HORROR SHOW. All 366 detainees were tested for coronavirus at this private ICE prison. Only 19 people tested negative. https://t.co/6EOab8UXaw

— Noah Shachtman (@NoahShachtman) July 14, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

It speaks really poorly of huge swaths of mainstream media that Cuomo gets a pass for overseeing the worst COVID outbreak in America mostly because he sells a particular leadership aesthetic—tough-seeming, sardonic, numerate, good at explaining policy, hates Trump sufficiently. https://t.co/yYtUXsw4Vn

— Derek Thompson (@DKThomp) July 14, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

Not enjoying this round of historical revision on Cuomo. Yeah - he messed up early on for sure, and his budget cuts sure as shit didn't help, but we were all misled from the top down on so many issues, being first and unprepared, PPE shortages, etc. (and being the damn virus epicenter for the country). He ultimately did most things right during lockdown, and now we're doing a lot better than many other states right now.

Nhex, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

seriously, you could all have the assfuck that Alfred and I have.

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link

hmm

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link

Cuomo tried to keep things business as usual much too long because capitalism, putting a lot of blood on his hands. That other governors have continued to punch themselves (and us) in the dick for much longer isn’t really a defense of him.

All governors fucked up the response, except for Inslee.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

i appreciate the offer, but i'm good here with my high-class Pritzker

xp

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

Who I don’t like all that much but if Biden got the rona and had to step aside (God forbid), I’d be Team Inslee for the nomination.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

The Trump administration has ordered hospitals to bypass the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention and, beginning on Wednesday, send all coronavirus patient information to a central database in Washington — a move that has alarmed public health experts who fear the data will be distorted for political gain.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

"no new CORONAVIRUS INFECTIONS IN THE LAST THREE WEEKS"

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:09 (three years ago) link

there is no bottom

sleeve, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link

How long before the dead come back to life

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link

acc to the rambam the first stage of redemption is entirely within the natural realm and only the second supernatural stage of redemption features wonders like resurrection of the dead

Mordy, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

All governors fucked up the response, except for Inslee

Oregon's Kate Brown did quite well at first, until the very success of her initial response coupled with the Trump/FOX national disinformation campaign amped up the political pressure on her to reopen. Even then, she tried hard to put in a framework that could cope with the inevitable acceleration of cases. Since then, new cases have accelerated, just as expected.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

Tony Evers did a decent job too

frogbs, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:20 (three years ago) link

acc to the rambam the first stage of redemption is entirely within the natural realm

whoa black betty

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 July 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link

lol Mordy

xps Aimless as I'm sure you're aware Brown has been cracking down again as of yesterday (masks will be required in public where distancing is not possible as of tomorrow, no gatherings of more than 10 indoors I think?), which I'd imagine we both eagerly welcome. I agree that she's done the best she could under the circumstances.

sleeve, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

Yes. Brown is tweaking and tightening. With the public mood as it is I don't think there is much hope for broad public cooperation with any truly strict lockdown measures.

However, in about a week I hope to be in a wilderness so remote that distancing will be measured in miles!

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link

nice!

sleeve, Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:12 (three years ago) link

"Eat Your Neighbors!" should absolutely be the Trump 2020 slogan. https://t.co/mP55RhNtVE

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) July 14, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

you know, i think rush makes a lot of very good points in that video

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link

especially the long comparison to the 1918 flu and how stoically everyone took it. what's the big deal? why can't we beat as tough as 1918 people? after all, isn't the rest of the world also finding it as impossible to deal with as we are? it's not like the rest of the world is in the year 2020 but we are still figuring out how to get 1918 tough, right?

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link

$50M a year for that guy

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link

why can't we beat as tough as 1918 people?

i'd like to issue a correction for this typo, as well as an apology

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link

Why can't we beat it as tough as 1983 people?

Well, that's a fine howdy adieu! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 01:39 (three years ago) link

1/ The investigation of Missouri hair stylists who cut hair while infected + masked published today

Of 139 exposed clients, 67 agreed to PCR testing- 0 positive.

Stylist A's husband, daughter, son-in-law, & roommate all became infected, PCR +#COVID19https://t.co/8Xey8BUebn

— Abraar Karan (@AbraarKaran) July 14, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link

why can't we beat as tough as 1918 people?

they were so tough that they died by the millions worldwide. best estimates are that 1% of all humans died within about 20 months.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

and no one talked about it!

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

it was on Drudge Report

I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

back in those days, the drudge report was actually a handwritten pamphlet handed from one stoic non-complaining flu victim to another in the muddy trenches

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link

Skinny Rush is even more terrifying than Not-skinny Rush

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 15 July 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link


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