Elon Musk

silby i think u shd do it

(keeping in mind that u can losing infinite money shorting)

robinhood stores your money is stored in a signed 16 bit int so it actually goes positive after a while

Oh nice

I did try to short Tesla once, but you couldn't borrow the shares, so I bought a put instead. It took a little dip and I got nervous and sold it for a small profit. Then it dipped more and I felt dumb. Then it bounced higher again and I felt lucky. The nice thing about buying a put is your downside is limited, but unlike shorting, there's a time limit on the bet.

the stock market in general seems to have not absorbed the info that were in the early stages of the worst economic crisis ever

tbf neither has pretty much anyone else. even before the pandemic we'd reached a crisis of capital where too many goods were chasing too few dollars, searching the globe for investment opportunities and just inventing them from whole cloth if necessary, and now demand has dropped off a cliff. millions of jobs aren't coming back. we're still running on a short-term stimulus package and furlough supports that will all go away really soon, and the same is true for most of the world. it's a zombie economy and i'm not sure it's too dramatic to say it's a zombie society

it is absolutely a zombie society

the zombie apocalypse is us

lol

Population collapse is 2nd biggest danger to civilization after AI imo

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 15, 2020

now he's Anti-Spielberg?

I added a friend of friends who recently joined a zoom game night call on facebook only to find out she’s a Tesla cheerleader :(

T-E-S-L-A
YOU DON'T NEED NO GAS TODAY
YOU 'LECTRIC

That's why he's got seven kids so far? Or is this how he announces number 8?

Elon approaching tech bro Jack Handy

wait back up he has seven kids?

that he knows of ;)

7 is the solution to his last kid

Well, six. His first one died as a baby, then he had twins and triplets with his first wife. So his baby with Grimes is his seventh kid, though six survive.

death of his child is hes said what inspired him to save the world... by making cars

ah yes cars, that thing we need more of

More cars or more babies is kind of a toss-up.

just like in olden times, he had a lot of kids so they could help him work on the electric car farm

big fan of noted shitposter @caltrain

Coming soon, with far greater throughput per hour https://t.co/dAu94bw5ip pic.twitter.com/CTi4x8TzfI

— Caltrain (@Caltrain) July 22, 2020

17 30-second images of the comet added up by @cielodecanarias, completely photobombed by @elonmusk's #Starlink satellites. It's a few hundreds of them right now,there will be a few thousands in the near future. @SpaceX is committed to coating orienting them better but still.... pic.twitter.com/TYtTf5xwhc

— Julien Girard (@djulik) July 22, 2020

in some ways, the worst thing he's doing

Do they do anything

How many satellites do we even need

what laws/jurisdiction pertain if someone just decided to start shooting them down?

Enraging

this man really makes me want to move to a ted shed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdkBsQHXsAEKf9C.jpg

okay man

https://i.imgur.com/2yegWhU.png

Why are so many people using these shit blunt/sharp tool metaphors

"I needed a scimitar. But I've only the hammer of this tip line to show my gratitude for your service. I know that other, possibly less deserving, staff may benefit."

this guy is a genius

UBI would, of course, not require legislation. It would just be commanded to be

Every Musk fanboi

I guess space faring would be a better term I personally think a Dyson swarms of O'Neil cylinders makes more sense for most people who opt to keep a physical body. Could fit a quadrillion people easily in comfort with a huge variety of landscapes.

— Chris Hawkins (@mchrishawkins) July 23, 2020

We will coup whoever we want! Deal with it.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) July 25, 2020

pronouns suck says elon musk

anyone who stans this guy in 2020 is an automatic get the fuck away from me

why did lefties used to like this guy so much? cos of his car being eco-friendly or something?

glad most have become wise to his toxicity

had to have been the cars. then it seemed like he was sort of the epic bacon guy for normies who Fucking Love Science for a nice long while. feel like he’ll be full mask-off fash before the new year

Tesla shuts off in mid-drive if you put on NPR or any liberal music

secret "self-crashing" feature if u like tweets criticizing him

Anyone who ever stanned a fucking ceo in any year is an abject rube with zero self respect

i read grimes' response tweet and it just broke my fucking heart.

why did lefties used to like this guy so much?

citation fuckin needed

Just about half my social circle was on his dick prior to like...last year

One of whom shared a Be Like Elon meme

xp she had a response tweet? i've been trying to find it for a few minutes (why? i don't know) and don't see one