wonder how much free government money this guy got
― frogbs, Monday, 27 July 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link
Bezos is more successfully evil partially because he's smart enough not to, for example, develop this sort of extremely online personaβ the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, July 27, 2020 5:03 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
β the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, July 27, 2020 5:03 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
assuming you only want 10 billion dollars and not 100 billion dollars, i think musk is successful on those terms precisely because of his extremely online persona. without that, there is no way the stock price (and therefore his personal fortune) would be where it is.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 27 July 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
he can't get to bezos's level by shitposting, but he is the most successful shitposter of all time.
imagine if bezos had musk's fanboy army
he'd get them doing mechanical turk shit for free
― mookieproof, Monday, 27 July 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link
Bezos at least created a successful business
― frogbs, Monday, 27 July 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link
musk had alltime great pr before the shit posting, its hurt him, if not in the stock price... yet
― lagβn, Monday, 27 July 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link
i mean seeming very publicly unstable is not something the big money tends to like, they wont complain as long as theyre making money but once theyre not
― lagβn, Monday, 27 July 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link
i think going nuts was his best option
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 27 July 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
im willing to listen to your thesis
― lagβn, Monday, 27 July 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link
What Dorothy illustrates is that you can put in the Neuralink, remove it, and be healthy, happy and indistinguishable from a normal pig.
Meaning no disrespect to the pig community but this doesn't sound like a necessarily desirable outcome if you weren't a pig going in to the experiment.
― grebo shot first (Noel Emits), Saturday, 29 August 2020 12:43 (three years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/5RQrshg.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 29 August 2020 13:45 (three years ago) link
Why can't this guy drop dead?
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 29 August 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link
penny ass stock
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link
-Fishbone
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 01:11 (three years ago) link
I have a friend who I think bought a Tesla yesterday. The day before his trip to the dealer I made fun of him for supporting Elon Musk, con man and neo-libretarian asshat, and my friend had no idea what I was talking about.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link
(libertarian, not librarian, or whatever got posted))
neo-librarian
― lagβn, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 13:32 (three years ago) link
Musk does seem the sort to collect a bunch of books he didn't read just to look good in his office.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 9 September 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link
Just because i dig living on mars, ruining astronomy, and converting public wealth into private profits does not make me neo-librarian does it? am i the baddies?
― retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link
I learned today that a big chunk of Tesla's revenues ($428 million in the most recent quarter), the difference between them being profitable and not, comes from selling emissions credits to other auto manufacturers, for various jurisdictions around the world.
― o. nate, Thursday, 10 September 2020 00:54 (three years ago) link
thanking u in advance, I will be sure to use that the next time I have to discuss this clown (which is way too often)
― sleeve, Thursday, 10 September 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link
disappointed that elon has yet to bring a firefighting robot or covid antibody drone into service yet
― mookieproof, Thursday, 10 September 2020 02:00 (three years ago) link
firefighting sub
― lagβn, Thursday, 10 September 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link
Firefighting submarine seems more his speed.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 September 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link
Wow
New From Us: NikolaβHow to Parlay An Ocean of Lies Into a Partnership With the Largest Auto OEM in Americahttps://t.co/GHf6kvUgo0 $NKLA (1/x)— Hindenburg Research (@HindenburgRes) September 10, 2020
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 10 September 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link
So ... Nikola partners with GM, which sends Tesla shares down, then this other short seller party publishes research and fraud accusations against Nikola and *Nikola* shares do down, all over the course of a couple of days ... if I didn't know better I'd say something fishy is going on.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 September 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link
lol
Our investigation of the site and text messages from a former employee reveal that the video was an elaborate ruseβ $NKLA had the truck towed to the top of a hill on a remote stretch of road and simply filmed it rolling down the hill. pic.twitter.com/n2NLDGInzR— Hindenburg Research (@HindenburgRes) September 10, 2020
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 10 September 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
absolute cesspool of an industry
the 'rolling downhill in neutral' industry is gaining momentum at exponential rates, though
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 10 September 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
lmao
― lagβn, Thursday, 10 September 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
Be right back, founding a company called Sisyphus that specializes in pushing electric cars to the top of hills *and* rolling them down.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 10 September 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link
who does this guy think he is, elizabeth holmes?
― contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 10 September 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link
...its all connected
Tesla stock TSLA chart resembles Bitcoin bubble in 2017, says analyst https://t.co/yvuuLmIcab #bitcoin pic.twitter.com/U1RbV1OexK— The Bitcoin Street Journal (@BTCstJournal) September 11, 2020
― lagβn, Friday, 11 September 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link
lol that analyst
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link
it's all about charts
― bogo jumbo boba (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 11 September 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link
and golden ratios
pepsi cola
tbf tesla makes real cars that go, afaict. there seems to be some light financial crimes, but they do make cars. the nikola thing is theranos.
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 11 September 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link
i'd say $TSLA chart is shaping up into a classic triple-charge summit - you can see the first "base camp" in March as the line consolidates gains and redistributes them to the previous baseline. the first real climb goes from march to late june, interrupted by an overnight "pause for breath", followed by a dawn ascent to Bravo camp in early August. all of that was clear enough, but not everyone agrees on the meaning of the heights of late August. was that the summit? it was cloudy, everyone was relying on their instrumental readings rather than sight, and no one on the trip had been above 20,000 ft before. we can only see that musk quickly retreated back down. did he fall or was he pushed? or is he just redistributing the gains and insights to Bravo camp?
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
could just be head and shoulders too
― Karl Malone, Friday, 11 September 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link
tbf tesla makes real cars that go, afaict. there seems to be some light financial crimes, but they do make cars.
β π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, September 11, 2020 12:18 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
even money theyre doing major accounting fraud, tho maybe that qualifies for light these day
― lagβn, Friday, 11 September 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link
yeah i mean "light" as in "light treason"
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Friday, 11 September 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link
Light as in permanently removed from CEO office, permanently barred from ever serving officer or director of a publicly trading company ever again, as well as multiple $20M fines.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 11 September 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
i mean the eron guys went to prison
― lagβn, Friday, 11 September 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link
The Hobart Mercury reported on the opening of an EV charging station in Hobart, Tasmania today. It has nothing to do with Tesla or Elon Musk but they thought this was the best image to illustrate the piece with.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lgd90g2grkrc5f2/elon.png?raw=1
Belongs on the claustrophobic movie posters thread.
― American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 14 September 2020 05:59 (three years ago) link
For sure, it's like a cross between Back to the Future and Big Trouble in Little China. (Both by Drew Struzen.)
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 14 September 2020 13:08 (three years ago) link
and santorum.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 14 September 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link
Muskophobic.
― nickn, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:17 (three years ago) link
Tunnels are the solution to traffic. You can have as many levels as you want. Usable tunnel depth far exceeds tallest buildings, so would work even for New York or Beijing.— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) September 15, 2020
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link
cool start workin
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link