Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

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Gov Walz says as President prepares to visit Walz’s hometown of Mankato, MN says he “spent this weekend trying to tell the White House why it was a really bad idea to have Pres Trump go down and stand at the George Floyd memorial and use as a backdrop” #tptalmanac @tpt @NewsHour pic.twitter.com/eXEqo3ZrkQ

— Mary Lahammer (@mlahammer) August 17, 2020

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

So it's definitely going to happen, then.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

maybe it would help if trump holds up an anti-racism book that belongs to someone else, while he speaks

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

Holy shit, out of nowhere I suddenly had the strangest epiphany: "covfefe" was him channeling a message from the future! He was actually trying to say "covid" but it got garbled in the process. Trump tried to warn us!
https://i.insider.com/4f3ad6d16bb3f78a15000015?width=750&format=jpeg&auto=webp

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

I for one encourage Donald Trump to make more ill-advised trips to places where lots of angry people despise him. Like daily, if possible.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

I assume that's already true of every place he goes.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

so did his brother die of covid or what?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

I've been camping

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

Maybe, maybe not.

pomenitul, Monday, 17 August 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link

His brother had taken a fall earlier in the year and suffered some cerebral bleeding and never recovered.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

And is there any chance that condition is hereditary

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 August 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

DJT has had lots of mysterious bruises in the last year, Robert was released from neurological intensive care into Charles Harder's custody to act as a stalking horse for Donald's lawsuit against Mary, and their father died with dementia.

healthy butts on perfect cocaine (sic), Monday, 17 August 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

So DJTJR seemed p oked up on the telly box last night eh?

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 12:36 (three years ago) link

Oh god, how much cocaine did he do before this interview pic.twitter.com/SevcI7TDJJ

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) August 18, 2020

peace, man, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link

DJTJ looks a few bumps away from having A Michael Mann moment.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link

his dad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dJFyz73MRcg

Stevolende, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

Eh, all those TV outrage factory situations seem to espouse the George Lucas direction of "faster!" or "more intense!"

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

the rage-o-meter is only 90% full, get angrier!!!

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

"sir, our indicators show that the home audience's rage has dipped, it's dropped...it's..."

"just give me the news straight, i can take it"

"...the home audience's rage has dipped below...90%. i'm so sorry"

"god damn. god DAMN"

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

get me some fresh caravan footage, i need it yesterday

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

Historians: Is there a precedent for any sitting president's child(ren) to be so annoyingly involved in their parents' reelection campaign?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

The standard Trumper line of defense here is that "everyone else in government is either useless or out to get him; these are people he knows he can trust."

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:23 (three years ago) link

These are people i wish he'd flushed

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

another addition to the "nuh uh, YOU are. all of what you said, only, about YOU" collection:

“We’re going to have an election that is all about the survival of the nation,” Trump told a crowd that had gathered inside an airport hangar south of Minneapolis for a scaled-down version of one of his signature rallies.

“Joe Biden is the puppet of left-wing extremists trying to erase our borders, eliminate our police, indoctrinate our children, vilify our heroes, take away our energy,” Trump added, claiming Biden was looking to “replace American freedom with left-wing fascism.””Fascists,” he said. “They are fascists.”

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

I just got a text from a marketing firm asking if I'm voting for Donald Trump. Ignore? Because I really want to send a fuuuuuuuck no! screed.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link

such bait usually has a hook enclosed in it

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

My view on that kind of thing is that I'm not going to take the chance of providing the Trump campaign with more information with which to target their campaigning/advertising/etc.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link

Just got one of those as well. Deleted.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link

Yeah, on second thought I'll just channel my rage elsewhere.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link

give them nothing

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

Trump advanced the false claim that the Democratic National Convention removed the word “God” from the Pledge of Allegiance.

“The Democrats took the word GOD out of the Pledge of Allegiance at the Democrat National Convention,” the president tweeted on Saturday morning. “At first I thought they made a mistake, but it wasn’t. It was done on purpose. Remember Evangelical Christians, and ALL, this is where they are coming from-it’s done. Vote Nov 3!”

The claim isn’t true. During the prime-time, televised events, DNC attendees recited the full Pledge of Allegiance, including the phrase “one nation under God.” What is true is that a few participants during breakout caucus meetings omitted the line when saying the pledge, but it was not widespread.

discourse in 2020: no, they did NOT take "under god" out of it, but you know what, it would be fine even if they did. but they didn't! and fuck you! fuck

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Saturday, 22 August 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

However, Republicans can proudly claim to have inserted the words "under God" into the pledge. They did it during the Eisenhower administration. The pledge originated decades earlier and contained no such phrase. They also inserted "In God We Trust" onto the coinage, so as to cock a snook at those godless commies.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

isn't it better to text back saying you will vote for him, maybe waste some of their time + give them bad data?

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

"a lot of my friends here in manhattan and brooklyn are hopping on the trump train. i honestly think he can take new york if he diverts the bulk of his budget to these neighborhoods: the lower east side, williamsburg, bushwick, greenpoint."

treeship., Saturday, 22 August 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link

Surprised to see no one mention that a judge decided Trump needed to pay Stormy Daniels' legal fees.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 22 August 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

...and this too:

NEWS: I got a tip that someone in town for Robert Trump's White House funeral punched a server tonight at D.C.'s Fig & Olive restaurant. I called and an employee there confirmed it: "Somebody blindsided one of my servers. Clocked him right in the nose."

— Geoff Bennett (@GeoffRBennett) August 22, 2020


I'm told some in the group were still carrying funeral programs. The "unruly" group lashed out when the restaurant couldn't accommodate their large party. Employee: "It’s a pandemic, doing the best we can. Totally uncalled for." Employee says no "high-profile" Trump was involved.

— Geoff Bennett (@GeoffRBennett) August 22, 2020

So...it was Tiffany?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

it was Robert. after you die sometimes stiff appendages will reflex due to pooling of blood

they wanted to give him one last dinner with the crew before throwing his body into the ocean, but these libcucks couldn't accommmodate their party

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

The pledge originated decades earlier and contained no such phrase

Yes and the pledge also was supposed to be accompanied by a salute that looks a trifle problematic in retrospect:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/73/Students_pledging_allegiance_to_the_American_flag_with_the_Bellamy_salute.jpg

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 23 August 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link

yeah, though tbf, it originated in the late 19th century, and then fell out of favor for pretty much the obvious reasons

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

pledges of allegiance are fucked up anyway tbh.

let's replace them with an ode to pizza

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

We had to pledge allegiance to the US, then to Texas then sing a goddamned song about Texas

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 23 August 2020 03:05 (three years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/maryanne-trump-barry-secret-recordings/2020/08/22/30d457f4-e334-11ea-ade1-28daf1a5e919_story.html

Maryanne Trump Barry was serving as a federal judge when she heard her brother, President Trump, suggest on Fox News, “maybe I’ll have to put her at the border” amid a wave of refugees entering the United States. At the time, children were being separated from their parents and put in cramped quarters while court hearings dragged on.

“All he wants to do is appeal to his base,” Barry said in a conversation secretly recorded by her niece, Mary L. Trump. “He has no principles. None. None. And his base, I mean my God, if you were a religious person, you want to help people. Not do this.”

Barry, 83, was aghast at how her 74-year-old brother operated as president. “His goddamned tweet and lying, oh my God,” she said. “I’m talking too freely, but you know. The change of stories. The lack of preparation. The lying. Holy shit.”

Maryanne Trump Barry: ‘I’m talking too freely’

Lamenting “what they’re doing with kids at the border,” she guessed her brother “hasn’t read my immigration opinions” in court cases. In one case, she berated a judge for failing to treat an asylum applicant respectfully.

“What has he read?” Mary Trump asked her aunt.
“No. He doesn’t read,” Barry responded.

In the weeks since Mary Trump’s tell-all book about her uncle has been released, she’s been questioned about the source of some of the information, such as her allegation that Trump paid a friend to take his SATs to enable him to transfer into the University of Pennsylvania. Nowhere in the book does she say that she recorded conversations with her aunt.

In response to a question from The Washington Post about how she knew the president paid someone to take the SATs, Mary Trump revealed that she had surreptitiously taped 15 hours of face-to-face conversations with Barry in 2018 and 2019. She provided The Post with previously unreleased transcripts and audio excerpts, which include exchanges that are not in her book.

Barry has never spoken publicly about disagreements with the president, and her extraordinarily candid comments in the recordings mark the most critical comments known to have been made about him by one of his siblings. No one else in the family except Mary Trump has publicly rebuked the president.

The transcripts reveal the depths of discord between the president and his sister, illuminating a rift that began when she asked her brother for a favor in the 1980s, which Trump has frequently used to try to take credit for her success.

At one point Barry said to her niece, “It’s the phoniness of it all. It’s the phoniness and this cruelty. Donald is cruel.”

Mary Trump, 55, told The Post recently that her uncle is unfit to be president and she plans to do “everything in my power” to elect Joe Biden. Her father, Fred Trump Jr., died of an alcohol-related illness when she was 16 in 1981. In her book, she says Donald Trump and his father mistreated her father.

The Post sought comment about the tapes from Barry and White House officials on Friday and Saturday and did not receive a response. After this story posted online Saturday night, the White House issued this statement from the president that said in full: “Every day it’s something else, who cares. I miss my brother, and I’ll continue to work hard for the American people. Not everyone agrees, but the results are obvious. Our country will soon be stronger than ever before!”

And so on.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

“Every day it’s something else, who cares.”

This guy just straight barfs thread titles

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 23 August 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link

xp

lmao

Not that this ultimately means anything, but that is some cold-blooded family shit.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Sunday, 23 August 2020 04:03 (three years ago) link

slight whiff of the omen about this new twitter account, which may mean it's real

Take a look at Barron Trump (@BallerBarron): https://twitter.com/BallerBarron

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:07 (three years ago) link

he's either going to be in an asylum or managing a Shake Shack in 20 years

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:11 (three years ago) link

poor kid

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:11 (three years ago) link

I have a feeling from reading this that he's going to be just an asshole, quite possibly a very successful asshole

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:17 (three years ago) link

he will change his last name in less than 10 years

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 07:18 (three years ago) link


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