Do you have good skin?

the ass was an afterthought

I mean men are sort of lucky in that generally when people look at our bare asses they are not super-invested in it being an aesthetically revelatory experience

xpost - okay, excellent

my most painful ones are more due to ingrown hairs, mostly on thighs and neck

maybe louis should depilate a butt

bicurious lj you know what else they say is good for your skin.

Does choice of fabric affect the health of the skin beneath?

CB you ain't tryina seduce me right

crackle that is a lie

from what I hear

Sex generally causes the number of spots on my legs to rise slightly, just sayin'

...and this thread should be on ILTMI

i mean semen is essentially like 90% urine and i don't think uric acid is good for skin tbh

this thread is going to turn me against the whole human body, isn't it

i mean semen is essentially like 90% urine

this is false isn't it?!!!!!!! ew

I have good skin, but I don't really give much thought to it. Had a short period with acne in the past, don't remember it being a huge deal. Cigarettes do terrible things to people's skin. It's pretty sad when you can just look at a person's face and tell.

yeah elmo i think you're doing it wrong

I think urea is actually a pretty common ingredient in skin care products Elmo.

yeah urine helps heal wounds actually. i heard.

where do they get the urea for skin care products though?

pissed on my leg once after a jellyfish sting iirc

yeah if you get stung by a jellyfish, you pee on the jellyfish it makes the sting go away

xx-post probably animals?

it makes the jellyfish mad though X( xp

watched a friend piss on a stingray once, from a canoe, under a full moon, in a fit of pique

revenge piss

the stingray scared him

I heard urine was quite good for skin too :-/

Ultimately, where I stand, forgetting daily concerns of washing, getting sun, and wearing good fabrics, is that if your complexion is good save for a few hormonal quiddities, there's no need to really change much of your personal hygiene routine.

Speaking of hormones, aren't the hormones released in sex supposed to be the beneficial element? The contact itself might cause a few more spots but it's supposed to be good for the complexion (which, as established, is the main thing), isn't it?

(xpost) anything can happen in the next half hour...

what the hell journals are you guys reading

duh "nothing but hunches and instinct (like all good skin conjecture)"

POPPAGE DIGEST

You can also drink urine if it's fresh. But I do labor to avoid that necessity.

can and should are two different things

You're taking the piss...

journal lols

http://www.bmj.com/cgi/content/abstract/327/7429/1459

i mean semen is essentially like 90% urine

Semen is nothing like urine, except that they're both mostly water.

Parachute use to prevent death and major trauma related to gravitational challenge: systematic review of randomised controlled trials
Gordon C S Smith, professor1, Jill P Pell, consultant2

1 Department of Obstetrics and Gynaecology, Cambridge University, Cambridge CB2 2QQ, 2 Department of Public Health, Greater Glasgow NHS Board, Glasgow G3 8YU

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA?????

That abstract is amazing.

BMJ = British Medical J4gg3r

backne is the worst thing forever

;_;

semen is mostly water + some proteins & of course some freaky gametes – no urea

There's a debate as to how chemically similar 'female ejaculate' is to urine, but that is a completely different topic.

i may have some facts wrong but i just don't think anyone should put spooge on a face to make it prettier

should have phrased that differently

so it was you who vandalised the Mona Lisa...

"It's full of babies! It'll make your skin baby soft!" That's a joke a woman made in the movie 'Inside Deep Throat.'

It would only be full of babies if we reproduced like Mogwai.

It's spelled Gizmo with a G, Kenan, so I'm just going to assume you're talking about the band

I just spent 2 frantic minutes scrolling through iTunes looking for an apposite song-title, and there really isn't one

"COME ON DI YOUNG"

I've never even met her!

loooooool yeah, add a comma and that's a deal Nabisco

Somehow I don't think that Ramzi quite expected the thread to wind up like this when he started it this morning.