Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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“For love is more powerful than hate. Hope is more powerful than fear. And light is more powerful than dark.”

Jack Layton certainly didn't originate these bland ideas in 2011 and I'm pretty sure he wouldn't claim to have, but he's dead, so he can't repudiate this idiocy. Many hundreds of thousands of people have expressed similar sentiments in similar words. These are trite remarks, generally accepted as truisms. Plagiarism is impossible here, because plagiarism requires the theft of original thoughts or expressions.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 22 August 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link

also, Layton had the decency to croak directly afterwards

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

whatever, people can make references. it sounded more like Marianne Williamson than anyone else.

akm, Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

Just to be clear, I don't think it's a big deal at all, or even a small deal. But because it's Biden, it's awkward--they'll probably be a little less eager to call out whatever Melania Trump plagiarizes at the RNC.

clemenza, Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

Nothing awkward about it beyond the formulation itself, which is as banal as it gets. You can’t steal from the collective unconscious, it belongs to all.

pomenitul, Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

This is where you lose me, someone who doesn't hate Biden and wants him to win.

clemenza, Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

- yoda

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

Fear is the path to the dark side. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.

- yoda Bob Marley

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:31 (three years ago) link

Could’ve sworn it was Mahatma Obama.

pomenitul, Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

The correct answer is "All of the above."

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

"There are whores in this house."

-Abraham Lincoln

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

I've scanned the major newspapers and it's gotten no traction.

A worse story is a NYT front pager about the similarities b/w Biden's lead and Dukakis' coming after the '88 election....except in classic NYT fashion after six paragraphs or whatever of ominous rumblings it pivots to "BUT Biden's lead has been durable and none of Trump's tactics have worked."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

wait, I'm wrong, it wasn't Lincoln

https://i.ibb.co/NCGZLzF/4ccr52.jpg

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

no musical for you JQA

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 22 August 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

jesus

https://i.imgur.com/vQPAr19.jpg

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link

c'mon, man, help a brother out!

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link

His social media voice should be less "your depressed grandfather who knows he's going to die soon"

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 22 August 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link

that just looks like any other fundraising email to me

akm, Sunday, 23 August 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

My only question is why they're still talking about their July numbers at the end of August. Especially since as far as I know the Harris selection brought in a tidal wave of money.

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 23 August 2020 01:05 (three years ago) link

What a shameful scam of an electoral system

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 23 August 2020 02:44 (three years ago) link

what a sad and sorry and sickening sight

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 23 August 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link

idgi

jaymc, Sunday, 23 August 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link

Conventional wisdom says shake down your supporters while they are still sentimental about the convention speeches. This is SOP. Why jump at trifles like startled fleas?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 23 August 2020 04:08 (three years ago) link

At some point, you're going to figure out "this is the way it's always done" doesn't make it better or less sad for many of us.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 23 August 2020 04:10 (three years ago) link

No one's jumping at trifles... but his sadsack persona is a bummer. The guy's so close to death, give him a happier voice.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 23 August 2020 04:11 (three years ago) link

There was plenty of it in evidence at the DNC. I don't really care about fundraising emails.

jaymc, Sunday, 23 August 2020 04:14 (three years ago) link

(or Instagram posts, I guess)

jaymc, Sunday, 23 August 2020 04:16 (three years ago) link

My humble request to the biden campaign is: let joe write his own posts. This shit sucks so bad. I firmly believe he could rival Trump at posting if only you allowed it to happen. Unleash his true potential https://t.co/TiP2ISKMEp

— just kidding (@InternetHippo) August 23, 2020

xyzzzz__, Sunday, 23 August 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

You won't get my vote unless you tweet about Corn Pop, you coward

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

yes, FEEL your anger. Let it flow through you. Embrace the power of the dark side...

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 23 August 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link

*smelly joe biden breaths on the back of your neck*

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

it's a tonsilith!!!

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link

I plan to vote for Biden and a straight democratic ticket. It’s not based on “accelerationism” or anything like that; the liberals are clearly more competent people.

— Richard 🦁 Spencer (@RichardBSpencer) August 23, 2020

Spencer on the Biden Bus

anvil, Monday, 24 August 2020 07:48 (three years ago) link

day five of the DNC

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 08:39 (three years ago) link

Biden (or the ppl around him) might be more effective at suppressing BLM and their demands than Trump. I think this is worth considering for the left wing ppl on here thinking about not voting.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 24 August 2020 08:48 (three years ago) link

sounds like joe's lost your vote

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 24 August 2020 09:11 (three years ago) link

Aimless told me once I am helping suppress the Biden support sorry gotta do what I'm told

xyzzzz__, Monday, 24 August 2020 09:15 (three years ago) link

that's, to understate the case, pretty weak reasoning

k3vin k., Monday, 24 August 2020 11:42 (three years ago) link

Biden (or the ppl around him) might be more effective at suppressing BLM and their demands than Trump. I think this is worth considering for the left wing ppl on here thinking about not voting.

fuck outta here with this

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 24 August 2020 12:33 (three years ago) link

that is the dumbest thing i've ever read on ilx

treeship., Monday, 24 August 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

wait that wasn't a joke?

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

I mean it had no punchline and was stupid but considering who posted it that doesn't rule it out as an attempt at one

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

Really dumb take

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link

it's possible that a biden presidency would encourage fewer people to take to the streets. the fury unleashed by george floyd's murder was compounded, for sure, by people's fury at trump, and the feeling that real reform is impossible under a regime that is hostile to even hearing out organizations like black lives matter. so, like, if you're interested in courthouses getting burned down in portland, then yes, biden might throw cold water on that stuff.

but to me the far more important question is whether we could have a government that actually means to reform the criminal justice system and also enact policies that will help marginalized communities, especially in economic terms. and this will not happen with republicans in office, especially not "trumpian" ones.

treeship., Monday, 24 August 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

It's not funny so it kind of doesn't matter if it's a joke or not.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 24 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

I agree

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

It wasn't an attempt at humour. Left leaning social democratic reforms have often stifled more radical demands such as the ones presented by defund the police activists.

xyzzzz__, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

trump is actively encouraging police and private citizens to kill black people, and covers their ass when they do, come the fuck on

Doctor Casino, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

So, given that bureaucracy and appeasement might slow down the reforms sought by BLM if we vote for Democrats, we should take votes away from them, which strengthens the vote count for the Republicans, who are sending federal forces to attack protesters, terrorizing families attempting to cross the borders, taking money from individuals to give to wealthy corporations, actively promoting racist conspiracy theorists running for federal positions, actively impeding the ability of Americans who don't agree with them to vote, and more. Got it.

Go fuck yourself.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link

Trump called BLM a hate group ffs

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link


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