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modern medicine is a web of lies!

this is why their idol is called webmd.com

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 31 August 2020 07:00 (three years ago) link

Sanjay Gupta made me laugh earlier today (they were talking generally about what to look for the next couple of months): "The virus is very predictable in the way it behaves. You know what else is very predictable in the way it behaves? College students."

clemenza, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 01:34 (three years ago) link

this message from CDC's Redfield to all the governors went out on Aug 27 - i think it's just now been brought to light?

CDC Director Redfield sent a letter to governors "urgently" requesting them to expedite applications for vaccine distribution facilities and waive requirements that would prevent them "from becoming fully operational" by November 1, @CBSNews confirms.
First reported by @mcclatchy pic.twitter.com/nFrS7vpA3W

— Sara Cook (@saraecook) September 2, 2020

seems like they're really planning on pushing a bunch of vaccines the week before the election, for real.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

pushing a bunch of vaccines the week before the election, for real

Trump badly wants a vaccine made available before Election Day, not for public safety during the election, but as a Big Win he can use to sway all those voters that he's driven away through his mishandling of the pandemic, most especially the elderly voters. It doesn't matter if it's an empty show or a menace to public health. All that matters is making a big noise and creating the perception of success a few days before the voting.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

well, if 11/1 is the deadline to be fully operational, they're not going to succeed much in that

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

like 30 people will get the vaccine at that point

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

and every one of them will form an indie rock band

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

Yeah, it’s just so that trump can tweet “THE VACCINE IS ON THE WAY, THE BEAUTIFUL VACCINE IS IN THE MAIL, I PROMISSSS” the night before the election

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

come on vaccine, oh I swear what he means
in this moment it means everything

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

doesn't a rushed vaccine kind of cut against the natural antivaxx instincts of his base?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

or am i being too logical again? i'm being too logical again.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link

the vaccination is holy and good if it comes from donald trump. the vaccination is evil and bad if it comes from someone who is not trump

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link

trump is good, things he doesn't like are bad. that's the logic

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

Maybe the solution is for the left to shadow the right until it becomes indistinguishable from it. Then he'll decree universal healthcare and prison reform and the defunding of police departments and the abolition of ICE, etc., just to pwn the libs.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

doesn't a rushed vaccine kind of cut against the natural antivaxx instincts of his base?

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, September 2, 2020 4:22 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah i have no idea who they think the target market for a vaccine rushed under the trump administration is? people who like trump won't get it. people who don't like trump won't get it. if this is their october surprise it seems like a longshot.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link

same logic as the "see, I love the Mexican people!" photo of the taco bowl and unearthly sadistic grin, the target audience of which was definitely not Mexican-American. in this case, whether or not his supporters believe a vaccine is valuable, they will enjoy telling the libs that ACTUALLY trump brought a vaccine and nobody gives him credit for it and the liberal fake news media have blocked out the truth that he's done more than any president ever has done for vaccines and the Vaccine People, etc etc.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link

yep, i agree

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:22 (three years ago) link

I don't really see the presence of a vaccine on Election Day helping him at all honestly

frogbs, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link

Pretend you are an elderly voter who is sympathetic to republican issues and fearful and mistrustful of social change, especially 'socialism' which is a thinly veiled fear of minorities. iow, you are a natural Trump voter. Except you are scared to death of covid-19. You saw all the pictures of swamped hospitals in Italy and NYC. You know friends or else friends of friends who died in ICU, and you can't understand why Trump claimed it would disappear "like magic", and has been so slow to stop this horrible, horrible frightening situation.

In that case, delivering a vaccine by election day might just reassure you and remove that nagging idea that maybe that nice Joe Biden would do more to save you from dying.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link

the "vaccine" is just going to be a Snickers bar

Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link

he's done more than any president ever has done for vaccines and the Vaccine People, etc etc.

young man, there’s no need to lock down
I said young man, when my rushed vax’s in town

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

Aimless - I know people like that. They’d still vote Trump even if they were on their deathbed.

frogbs, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

Thinking about Nixon and Vietnam and how he handled that just prior to the election in '68, obviously he would have been in back-channel negotiations with the drug companies to postpone any positive vaccine-related news until the day after the election (meanwhile touting his secret plan to end COVID).

clemenza, Thursday, 3 September 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link

The idea that a vaccine is going to be available to the general public by election day is blatant political propaganda. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that the NYT would make a headline out of it and keep it up on their website all day

Dan S, Thursday, 3 September 2020 03:52 (three years ago) link

More than 1,000 students at the University of South Carolina tested positive for the coronavirus in the month of August, bringing the positivity rate for the most recent reporting period to nearly 28 percent, according to the university’s data dashboard.

By comparison, the World Health Organization has advised countries against reopening when positivity rates are higher than 5 percent.

That total is nearly double the 553 cases that had been detected when the university last updated its data a week ago, WLTX reported.

Over the weekend, a crowded pool party in an apartment complex near campus raised concerns after the fire chief described a scene that was “like Mardi Gras,” with about 200 mask-free revelers. On Tuesday, USC President Bob Caslen said that students’ off-campus behavior had been “both disappointing and unacceptable,” and that the number of active infections was “larger than we expected at this point.”

...There are no plans for USC to close down, Caslen said at a Wednesday town hall, according to the paper. He expressed hope that the alarming case count would serve as a wake-up call and help the school get the outbreak under control.

“If I don’t test, I don’t have any positives,” he said. “If I don’t have any positives, you don’t make them news and no one pays attention.”

uh, ok. what a weirdass threat, at the end

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 September 2020 05:52 (three years ago) link

listen, i could let these people die in secret, if i wanted. ok. by not doing my job. they could die and you wouldn't even know about it until it was too late.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 September 2020 05:53 (three years ago) link

These administrators at these universities ought to get the guillotine anyway, but their pivot to blaming students when the administrations were the ones who forced a re-opening is ridiculous.

Of course the students shouldn't be partying, but what the fuck else do these idiots think is going to happen? That Chad and Billy from the Alpha Sigmas and Ashley and Brynne from the Delta Pis are going to hunker down and study in their frat and sorority houses?

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 September 2020 11:30 (three years ago) link

My school cancelled the last vestiges of in person instruction a few weeks ago - before move in week - and told everyone to stay home.

A colleague was on the task force that spent the summer studying density and airflow and distancing requirements and they determined that to be safe they could only have 2,000 people max on campus every day. But a typical day means there are usually around 28,000, and this is a big sprawling suburban campus, one of the biggest in the world.

But a ton of students had already signed leases so they moved back anyway because why not party with your friends instead of living with your parents? There are limits of 25 people per outside gathering in place but this means that I now three or four houses on the same block with 25 people each.

We haven’t had a huge uptick yet but I expect one soon

joygoat, Thursday, 3 September 2020 12:47 (three years ago) link

My younger kids started in-person classes yesterday, in middle and high school, respectively. France is really going in on "all we need are masks". There's not much social distancing going on at their school, which has about 2000 students: the students mostly stay in one room while the teachers move around, to minimize mixing, but they haven't reduced class sizes at all. I guess we'll see! Paris has been having a lot of new cases lately, and nationwide we had 7000 new cases yesterday: by late next week we'll begin to know how bad the school restart has been.

I don't start teaching for a couple of weeks. I have 4 hours per week of in-person teaching, and some hours of distance teaching as well. We don't really have dorms here & college kids here party less...intensely than in North America, so again the admins hope masks and visors will be enough to keep the classrooms safe enough. We'll see!

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:07 (three years ago) link

sounds about the same as the UK, except nobody is wearing masks in UK classrooms.

the numbers in France look..... pas bon

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

yeah the trends here aren't good, I'm expecting a second lockdown (at least in Paris) in a few weeks. I figure they want a "normal' rentrée just so that everyone has books and has spent a little time with their teachers before everything shuts down again.

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link

ah the music of clattering wheelie cases laden with dictionaries and cahiers du soir

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

c'est doux non ?

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

si si, unless you’re a cranky old man who lives on the road to the school like my father-in-law. every year he swears he’s going to take it up with la mairie.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

The odds of the Trump administration successfully producing and rolling out a vaccine months, even years, ahead of schedule seem so, so low, considering it would literally be the first thing in four years that they did not royally fuck up.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link

erm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjkRd288caQ

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

frick, wrong thread, never mind

tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

ah the music of clattering wheelie cases laden with dictionaries and cahiers du soir

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:22 (fifty-five minutes ago) link

c'est doux non ?

― Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:24 (fifty-three minutes ago) link

si si, unless you’re a cranky old man who lives on the road to the school like my father-in-law. every year he swears he’s going to take it up with la mairie.


― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 14:31 (forty-six minutes ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIxdd7fzvGA

Hit It And Quit It Sideways (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 3 September 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

BREAKING: #PennState's director of athletic medicine, Wayne Sebastianelli, says that cardiac MRI scans revealed that roughly 30-35 percent of Big Ten athletes who tested positive for COVID-19 appeared to have myocarditis. https://t.co/md4p1IoaLh

— Parth Upadhyaya (@pupadhyaya_) September 3, 2020

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link

what???

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

Saw that.

Hit It And Quit It Sideways (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link

Oh my god, UIUC reopened because of an ISING MODEL where CV+ students randomly interacted with their nearest neighbors. https://t.co/hllrVNTjwF

— Quantian (@quantian1) September 3, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

never let nerds be in charge

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 3 September 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

lol as soon as I saw it was uiuc physicists i knew it would be G01d3nf31d

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link

still take them over gmu economists

mookieproof, Thursday, 3 September 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

sitting in classes together all day every day possibly spreads the virus but then we don't get to blame irresponsible students

オニモ (onimo), Friday, 4 September 2020 08:20 (three years ago) link

the “clusters” tab here is fucking grim:

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/us/coronavirus-us-cases.html

just an endless list of prisons and meatpacking plants. maybe somebody should.... do something about this?????

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 4 September 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

marshall project has been reporting damning evidence on the prison population covid disaster more or less nonstop; it's a lack of political will
https://www.themarshallproject.org/records/8793-covid-19

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 4 September 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link


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