Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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joe bidens silence on low flow toilets is deafening

— Andrew Lawrence (@ndrew_lawrence) August 31, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 31 August 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link

Barely a quiet burble

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

Well it's that low flow
T-oi-l-e-t
Flush these other fools, but you can't flush me?

Who am Iiiii?

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link

None of which is to say you should fight like fuck against legislative capture but the fossil fuel industry. They’ll try every trick in the book to get the subsidies they need to make gas cheap again.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 05:13 (three years ago) link

party
pizza parrrrrty

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 07:29 (three years ago) link

fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck pic.twitter.com/jnPhvE2MAz

— Bes🌹 (@besf0rt) August 31, 2020

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 09:35 (three years ago) link

I too like to make fun of people that have a stutter.

— Political Platform Cannot Be Blank (@naughtaut) August 31, 2020

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 09:42 (three years ago) link

This isn't funny.

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 09:46 (three years ago) link

Man that has been stuck in my head for 34 years.

― DJI, Monday, August 31, 2020 6:59 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

yup

― Doctor Casino, Monday, August 31, 2020 7:00 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

The onions are reminiscent of poop emojis.

peace, man, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 12:02 (three years ago) link

Can't wait

And now, it's debate season .. pic.twitter.com/Wh9QNNDDOc

— Howard Mortman (@HowardMortman) September 1, 2020

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link

have to tip my cap to Biden for doubling down on pizza in the time of Q. I guess this is what you call triggering the cons?

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 13:31 (three years ago) link

it's hilarious that they see the most popular food product ever as a secret code among pepo blood drinkers.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

Biden campaign launches official Animal Crossing: New Horizons yard signs https://t.co/eqonQ9cLUA pic.twitter.com/c5K7KvECBR

— The Verge (@verge) September 1, 2020

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

Pokemon go cross the animal road and vote, Jack

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

from the extent to which people I personally know are obsessed with that game, probably a smart idea tbh

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

a solid 80% of the animal crossing crowd is going to poke their head out the door on nov 3, take in the reality of IRL, and then completely disregard voting and go back to a place where things make more sense

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

Tom Nook for Landlord

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link

Going to play devil's advocate here, but he told u 4 x to get on the sidewalk, the 4th he said "or get arrested". U didn't comply, he followed thru. If you're brittle, why r u there? Y didn't u obey? There is chaos there, they don't care about u. Seems like u asked for that?

— Tracie (@traciej68) September 1, 2020

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Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

Milo, meant to ask before but what do you make of the argument that liberals/moderates will be easier to move left under a Biden administration than a Trump one?

anvil, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link

Milo, you do realize that citing one person with a Biden-Harris Twitter avatar who could be anyone at all or even a bot, means exactly nothing about Biden or Harris or how either would govern, don't you? It's even less of an indicator than when you see a car parked crooked across two parking spots and they have a Sanders bumper sticker.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:29 (three years ago) link

Milo, meant to ask before but what do you make of the argument that liberals/moderates will be easier to move left under a Biden administration than a Trump one?

I haven’t seen anyone make that argument... but I would say it makes no sense. With their guy in power, libs and centrists are going to be more invested in defending him and his policies.

BLM support has been pretty uniform in large part because it’s oppositional to Trump. When people are in the streets under President Biden are the suburban homeowners going to be so positive?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

Pokemon go cross the animal road and vote, Jack

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, September 1, 2020 12:27 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

i know it's more an opportunity to get jokes off than an actual campaign criticism, but the animal crossing yard signs thing is cute at best, corny at worst, and is not at all a thing that will move the needle one way or the other. pokemon go to the polls was much worse for various reasons.

whiney on the moon (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:32 (three years ago) link

It’s September 1, there’s plenty of time.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

I haven’t seen anyone make that argument... but I would say it makes no sense. With their guy in power, libs and centrists are going to be more invested in defending him and his policies.

I think the idea is that eg Bernie grew in support from almost nowhere during the Obama years, and then under Trump significant numbers of people who might otherwise be amenable to Bernie went for the 'safe option' instead (I know there are plenty of other reasons for why that happened)

Or to put another way, if Biden is in power its easier to say to people "see, these issues are continuing even with your guy in power' as kind of happened during Obamas second term, whereas under Trump it reverts to "we'll worry about that later lets just get this guy out". And that if Trump wins the DNC are likely to move even further to the right for 2024 (think there are arguments in both directions on this one)

anvil, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

What success there has been by the 'progressive wing' doesn't appear to have come from conversions on the part of mainline liberal/centrist Democrats, though? Biden's (thus far) successful pitch has been "remember Obama? remember not having to watch the news?"

If The Squad somehow holds up a Biden/Pelosi-backed spending bill that gives cops $500 billion dollars if they promise to be less racist, do you think the average Biden voter is going to side with the Squad? I don't.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link

If The Squad somehow holds up a Biden/Pelosi-backed spending bill that gives cops $500 billion dollars if they promise to be less racist, do you think the average Biden voter is going to side with the Squad?

I don't think this

But it depends who we mean by average Biden supporter. The question is, are there people who are supporting Biden for the primary reason of wanting to remove Trump rather than anything to do with Biden himself? And if so does removing that reason (removing Trump) make people more amenable to moving leftwards in terms of policy and future candidates?

anvil, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:32 (three years ago) link

We have Biden because enough Dems were scared shitless that Bernie would lose to Trump. (Or they just hated Bernie...) Still crazy how all the candidate fell in line so fast for Biden the moment it was down to the last two.

My point is... I'm not sure how people feel about Biden's theoretical policies, which could probably change the minute he took office anyway. I think it's true though that the overriding feeling right now is just get Trump out.

Nhex, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

xp I don't see how it does? The anti-Trump coalition is centered in the center-right - from the Lincoln Project to Biden.

Under what will most likely be an ineffectual Biden administration, there is an opportunity for growth on the left, as under the latter years of Obama and under Trump, but it doesn't come from pushing liberals and centrists to the left - the opportunity comes from bringing in otherwise disillusioned people and young people. (Which is kinda like the method Obama used to beat Hillary in the first place.)

Liberals and Democratic centrists are already committed to the party as an institution. Even if you drilled down to their actual political beliefs and illustrated how they differ from Pelosi or Biden, their roles as party avatars is more important.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link

If The Squad somehow holds up a Biden/Pelosi-backed spending bill that gives cops $500 billion dollars if they promise to be less racist, do you think the average Biden voter is going to side with the Squad?

this is such a ridiculous premise lol

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

Is it? Bernie's increased prominence came from the Berniebuster holding up Obama's grand tax cut bargain with the GOP, Biden is already on record wanting to lay out hundreds of billions for cops.

It is perhaps too charitable to think Biden would demand less racism of them for the money, I guess.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link

Pretty obviously though, that was a fill in the blank for whatever left/progressive opposition you want to envision under the Biden administration - whatever it is would be met with the same anger from committed liberals and centrists.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

maybe go for a walk or something

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link

me mind on fire
me soul on fire
feeling
hot hot hot

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

I think my underlying point here is that the largest reason people are giving for voting Biden is "get Trump out", which implies that Trump being in is a net positive for Biden as people put aside everything else for perceived electability. Would they have done that if Trump wasn't in? I don't know, but its leading to a safety first mindset which may be counter-productive

anvil, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

I think I agree, but I don't see how that changes under Biden as President - the GOP is still there to point at to keep people in line. "You don't want to another Trump do you?!"

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link

Yes, that may also be true! There's no real way of knowing that other than I would think it would be less effective than when its against someone currently in power. Also I'd say that didn't really work 2012-2016 in regard to Bernie, and his rise during that period

anvil, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

in other news, 538 made its first prediction as to who will win.

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2020-election-forecast/

people might point out these were Hillary's odds from 538, but....not at this point. she was initially given an 80% chance of victory during first rollout, and the 70% was on election day. so not surprisingly, and also because it's an incumbent, they're definitely being cautious.

honestly idk why I even look at this shit two months out but....w/e posting in case anybody else gives a shit

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:09 (three years ago) link

we must, first, help Henderson or Snowden to beat Lloyd George and Churchill (or, rather, compel the former to beat the latter, because the former are afraid of their victory!)

twas ever thus

anvil, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

The anti-Trump coalition is centered in the center-right - from the Lincoln Project to Biden.

There was a poll a few weeks ago (before the conventions) that asked Biden supporters their "main reason" for voting for him. The top reason *by far* was "He is not Trump" at 56%, followed by "Leadership/performance" at 19%. I take that to mean the "anti-Trump coalition" includes many people beyond the center-right. These people may incidentally like Biden personally and agree with him on certain issues, but I don't think they are necessarily committed to his specific beliefs and style of politics.

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link

in other news, 538 made its first prediction as to who will win.

The 2020 forecast debuted on August 12, fwiw.

jaymc, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link

Tbqh, I'm voting for president for the second time ever, I'm 36, and it's for similar reasons. The first time was to attempt to get rid of W., and this time it's to attempt the get rid of Trump.

I thought Kerry sucked, and I think Biden sucks. There are a lot of people like me!

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

Just about every vote in my lifetime has been a negative vote, and that's normal.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link

AUGUST NATIONAL POLL:

General Election:@realDonaldTrump 47%@JoeBiden 49%
Undecided 4%https://t.co/y5l9apBSUk

— Emerson College Polling (@EmersonPolling) August 31, 2020

Seems bad if the mail in ballots are delayed...

treeship., Wednesday, 2 September 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

Early number trending trump, a reversal days or weeks later... 😬

This poll also had trump with 19% of black voters, radically higher than any other republican in recent history. Seems unlikely unless there is something happening on the ground we are all missing among black conservatives and moderates.

treeship., Wednesday, 2 September 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

it also depends a lot on when absentee ballots can be counted, which varies by state.

Arizona can start tallying vote totals as early as 14 days prior to Election Day, but can't release tallies early.

Florida, on the other hand, can't actually count Absentee ballots until after the polls close.

Georgia can start counting at 7 am on Election Day.

Maryland can't begin counting them until the Wednesday after Election Day.

(now, that's just when the counting can START....no idea when it usually FINISHES).

https://www.ncsl.org/research/elections-and-campaigns/vopp-table-16-when-absentee-mail-ballot-processing-and-counting-can-begin.aspx

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

that Emerson poll also indicates 28% of respondents indicate they plan to vote by mail. i imagine that's much higher than previous years, but I know in 2016 33 million absentee ballots were sent, soooooo...idk?

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:22 (three years ago) link

If there is a scenario where they count the in person ballots first, and then the absentees trickle in, tipping the election from trump to biden, that would look very suspicious to trump voters.

treeship., Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:31 (three years ago) link

I had no idea there were that many absentee ballots last time tbh

treeship., Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:32 (three years ago) link

a lot of them probably come from states where the vote isn't in doubt?

ugh. two months to dwell on this shit is gonna wreck me. esp given that this election will probably drag on for weeks.

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link


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