What is it with the "elbow" bit of the qtip revelation? It's the most irritating "well actually" around. Is there a utility of an elbow in the ear? What approximately elbow sized things are people putting "in" their ears as a matter of course? Why isn't it just "don't put anything in your ear"?
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link
I think the joke is that you literally can't bend your arm to even try to fit your elbow in your ear, but it's funny to watch people try.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link
Pretty good. That much was obvious to me, so I had the missus put her elbow in my ear which was hardly edifying.
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link
What's wrong with a good tongue in the ear anyways?
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link
Actually, are elbows even a thing?
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link
When I was a teenager, the end of a qtip came off while I was cleaning my ear and I had to go to the hospital to have it removed.
(Unrelatedly) I once had to have an ear syringed and the doctor said that using qtips can exacerbate a blocked ear by inadvertantly jamming the wax in there.
― Kim Kimberly, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link
Yeah, it's like a ramrod.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link
I assume my hearing loss was due to blockage. I just used over-the-counter liquid fizzy stuff that cleared it out.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link
soda water?
― maf you one two (maffew12), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link
carbamide peroxide
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link
yeah I used to use special ear drops from the store due to my psoriasis and constant earwax buildup.
there was one summer where I basically couldn't hear out of either ear due to solidified balls of earwax
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link
Worth mentioning that youtube is full of impacted earwax extraction videos and they are all extremely disgusting.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
I find it hilarious that there are so many people who have not the slightest idea how to safely and properly use a cotton swab to gently wipe gunk out of their ear.
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link
kind of sad, but mostly lol
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link
Cotton swabs are illegal in the UK for a reason. Canada will follow suit next year.
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link
whole countries of people who can’t be trusted with q-tips
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link
THEY WERE ORIGINALLY CALLED “BABY GAYS.” Polish inventor Leo Gerstenzang was struck by the idea of a mass-produced swab when he saw his wife stick cotton balls on both ends of a toothpick and use the makeshift tool to clean out their child's ears.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
my doctor got angry if he heard I aws using Q-Tips, cos he told me i was mashing wax deeper into my ear.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link
Yeah the assumption seems to be that what everyone does is take the swab and try to fuck the shit out of their ear canal with it.
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link
And apparently many people do exactly that!
I don't think it's a technique issue, it's just not a great thing to do to your ears
― rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link
their being made illegal is presumably due to the hugely wasteful aspect rather than the danger to ears
― rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link
https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/XyqSa7Hhi9khb5cGHSwyU-DadIU=/0x0:2040x1360/1400x933/filters:focal(857x517:1183x843):no_upscale()/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/56698297/main_1200_copy.0.jpg
― peace, man, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link
Landfills nationwide struggling to find the room to store tiny pieces of cardboard and cotton
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link
Cotton swabs are illegal in the UK for a reason.
The reason being that they're not. Plastic-stemmed ones were phased out from April this year but any other stem type is fine.
― Mud... jam... failure (aldo), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link
I p much thought what Tombot does until years of ever so slightly compacting the wax caught up to me
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link
the resultant paste in yr ear
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link
If you're trying to remove wax - and not push it deeper in - the right tool is more like a tiny spoon. This is what our children's doctors use. You slide it around the obstruction, loosening it from the walls of the ear canal. Then scoop it outward toward freedom.
― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link
Like a grapefruit spoon?
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link
Has anyone ever used an ear candle?
Thread precis: don't
― koogs, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link
Moodles, more like a cocaine spoon for tiny Stevie Nickses
https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/jcsAAOSwdvxdwt5t/s-l400.jpg
― tater totalitarian (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link
Yeah that looks TOTALLY safe.
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
"But you don't understand officer, this spoon is for my ear wax!"
― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
Dr. Yu-Tung Wong knows what's up:
https://www.cedars-sinai.org/blog/is-it-really-dangerous-to-clean-my-ears-with-cotton-swabs.html
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link
resorting to arguments from authority are we
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link
Well…
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link
next you'll resort to scientifically-proven facts and peer-reviewed studies
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link
Exactly, it’s obvious where this is going.
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbQAXEpfcYAq-tip’s too severe, kickin’ mad flava in ya ear
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link
stick my dick in your ear and fuck what you heard
― pomenitul, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
lol breastcrawl
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link
pour a Belgian quad in yr ear. might not help but it's a cool way to drink it
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link
i had a wax buildup problem after shoving sony earbuds in my ears for years. i went to the ear doctor to get it removed because it got so bad. i have only recently realized that you can do exactly what they did at home with debrox and an ear douche. you squirt the debrox in and let it bubble while laying on your side for 15 minutes then shoot warm water into your ear canal with the douche. the debrox feels like pop rocks tickling your brain and then you get to shoot the little asteroid of wax out of your ear with the douche. the whole process is immensely satisfying.
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link
that the ingredients of Greek Fire is still a military state secret that went to the grave with the Byzantine Empire. Not that it couldn't be recreated, just that still nobody knows really what ingredients they used back then.
― calzino, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link
that Meshuggah re-recorded the guitars and drums from 2002's Nothing album. using 8 strings that weren't available when originally recorded.
I have long lost my old 2002 copy of Nothing but I'm sure I could a/b test it on youtube as someone's bound to have it.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link
Greece only legalized cremation last year, and there's currently only one place in Greece you can get it done. Greeks who wanted to be cremated have had to arrange to have their remains sent abroad.
― rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link
wow, that's...nuts.
― Neanderthal, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link
found out last year that there are only a handful of places around Ireland that cremate. A frioend's brother died then had to be shipped down country to be cremated. Always just assume its just an alternative in ways to be treated after death not that its so rare i places. Think there was something like 7 places across Ireland cremating.
― Stevolende, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link
xxp when I was a young adult I got tired of having to resort extreme measures to get wax build-up out of my ears. I learned that if I ran water into my ears during my shower at least once or twice a week and then afterwards used q-tips to gently run along the insides of my external auditory canals (being VERY careful not to go too far in), I could avoid that.
not sure I recommend this to everyone, but my whole family uses this technique and have had no problem with it. I think the key is running water into your ears first. I had to get a feel for it. It seems like the wax tends to express itself over time to the outer margins of the EACs and if you clean them regularly there isn’t a problem
― Dan S, Wednesday, 2 September 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link
debrox and an ear douche. you squirt the debrox in and let it bubble while laying on your side for 15 minutes then shoot warm water into your ear canal with the douche
This concept seems so horrifying to me I am getting PTSD from the thought.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 3 September 2020 03:57 (three years ago) link