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Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link

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syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

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Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link

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syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

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Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

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Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

https://youtu.be/H-5fknNjH0M

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link

http://youtu.be/H-5fknNjH0M

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

whatever

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-5fknNjH0M

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

ta

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

oh that's not Eddie Money ...

sarahell, Thursday, 3 September 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

A man covered his face with tattoos and turned his eyes black. He says it cost him his kindergarten teaching job

This man is an idiot and an attention whore (and also CNN is, as always, a complete garbage 'news' organization burying the lede on this non-story about someone who remains employed as a teacher for all other grades but was only transitioned away from the five-year-olds that he seems to have gone out of his way to scare the shit out of).

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Monday, 28 September 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

tbh i would've likely loved having him as a kindergarten teacher

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link

I hate him

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 02:30 (three years ago) link

He said he hoped to show his pupils that they should accept people who are different from the norm.

wait how is anybody supposed to make out his pupils anymore

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 September 2020 03:07 (three years ago) link

Old Lunch otm on both points.

On the other hand, the guy looks pretty cool/terrifying and should definitely pursue a career as an extreme music front man.

beard papa, Tuesday, 29 September 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

From a customer service standpoint, every single interaction I have ever had with someone who works in government has landed on a spectrum from grossly disappointing to enraging. Social security, inspections & permits, police, department of transportation, traffic engineering, dept of natural resources. All utterly useless stupid clods when not actively deceptive and evil. I am definitely beginning to understand why someone would want to do away with the whole thing. Like, maybe my faith in the power of strong government is magical thinking. Something I want to be true to salve my horror at being ineffective at changing anything by myself.

šŸ“ŗšŸ‘ļø (peace, man), Friday, 2 October 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

Iā€™m sorry Peace,Man that you had those experiences. As a lifelong local government official I have tried to treat every citizen seriously and with the highest professionalism.

Boring, Maryland, Friday, 2 October 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

Whenever someone rants to me about incompetence in government, it fuels my belief that it comes down to a lack of funding.

beard papa, Friday, 2 October 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

I envy that you are able to sustain this belief and have not had numerous experiences to the contrary. There are definitely departments and agencies where this is the case, though. There are others that have plenty of funding but are driven by incompetence, laziness, and a culture of buck-passing. Somewhere there has to be City Building Departments that actually work to encourage building, as opposed to, delaying and preventing building, and even repairing of existing buildings !!! Maybe this is my penchant for championing the underdog and not living in places where things work well because maybe those places are also boring? Idk

sarahell, Friday, 2 October 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

people should definitely be paid to make things harder tho. j/k. maybe it's lack of funding but i think the bigger problem is that most people are forced to work and they could not care less nor should they.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 2 October 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link

yes, I think apathy is related to perceived laziness. otm

sarahell, Friday, 2 October 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

I find it hard to believe that female candidates actually get interrupted more than male candidates during debates. We just watched Trump literally not let Biden get a complete sentence in for much of the debate. But even removing that outlier Iā€™d bet that Harris didnā€™t get interrupted more than the average national candidate in a debate.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link

Dunno about that, but it certainly feels like Democratic candidates get interrupted more often.

pomenitul, Friday, 9 October 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link

In any case it seemed weird to me that that was the takeaway that took hold when the presidential debate was just one long string of interruptions.

longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:54 (three years ago) link

According to CNN's clock, they had about equal speaking time - but that's not necessarily a good measure of who interrupted whom, how long they were both trying to speak, or the extent to which Pence spoke over Harris.

That said, I am not sure that this can or should be measured quantitatively. It's not whether you interrupt but how you interrupt, when you interrupt, what you say, how respectful or dismissive you are. Lots of people perceive a longstanding, persistent imbalance. As a white dude I'm not sure I should be the person to tell them they're wrong.

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:58 (three years ago) link

I mean the bigger problem wrt these debates in general is that the moderators moderate jack shit.

OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 October 2020 12:59 (three years ago) link

high school parliamentary style debating has better moderation

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:11 (three years ago) link

ILX does too OHHHHHHH

LaRusso Auto (Neanderthal), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:22 (three years ago) link

I think the whole format is stupid and broken, but I have a little more sympathy with the people who attempt to moderate than most do.

Expecting a journalist or TV host or radio personality to wrangle the egos of people who (by definition) believe they should have the most powerful job in the world is a losing battle. No one who seeks the presidency is likely to be pliable, obedient, polite, and yielding. It's not in their nature. If you seek high political office it's because you think of yourself as a leader, as someone who is (or ought to be) in charge of the conversation. Not obeisant to the instructions of someone who works for CNN or whatever.

Hate to be all devil's avocado on y'all, but it's a reasonable question to ask how/why being "moderatable" is a necessary skill for political office.

That said, I do believe that politicians should be accountable to voters. A politician who appears to listen to - and really answers - questions from common people is admirable. A politician who doesn't, isn't. Let them show who they are, and we will decide accordingly what we value and what we care about.

In a way I agree with Susan Page: if a politician takes questions seriously and gives thoughtful answers, that's important information. If a politician doesn't take a question seriously or won't / can't answer a question, that in itself is valuable information as well.

If you're responsive and thoughtful, it can and should be a point in your favor with people who value that. If you're rude and interrupty and evasive, you can lose voters who are turned off by that. However, you may keep (or gain) the votes of those who perceive your behavior as strength or as impatience with the framing of the questions. That sucks but it is (as they say) what it is.

Finally, the stronger moderation that you seem to want will inevitably get politicized. It will be used to provide evidence of bias (and it has!). It becomes another cudgel to beat the media with. No matter how even-handed and fair a moderator strives to be. So they're damned if they moderate, and damned if they don't moderate.

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 October 2020 13:34 (three years ago) link

the format for these things renders them useless. Anybody can give a canned answer in 2 minutes time.

I wrote this in another thread, but I really think a good system would be like speed chess. Give each candaidate on allotment of timeā€”say, 45 minsā€”and they can budget it however they like. Candidates could save time for issues they feel deserve more attention, and ssave us all the nonsense running-out-the-clock businees with all the interruptions.

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link

Want to spend 20 minutes ranting about your campaign being spied on? Go for it! And then you'll have to shut up when the opposition is addressing something real

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 October 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link

I think its gross when rappers refer to the female genitalia as a "monkey"

Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

E-40's "U and Dat" and David Banner's "Play" were both Top 20 Billboard hits!

Thoia Thoing, Maryland (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

xp rappers okay but what about Peter Gabriel

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

Shocking!

Mr. Cacciatore (Moodles), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

I really think a good system would be like speed chess. Give each candaidate on allotment of timeā€”say, 45 minsā€”and they can budget it however they like.

this is how they do it in France. they even have a little Jeopardy-style screen on each candidateā€™s podium that shows their remaining time.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 October 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

whiney, you okay?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 October 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

From a customer service standpoint, every single interaction I have ever had with someone who works in government has landed on a spectrum from grossly disappointing to enraging. Social security, inspections & permits, police, department of transportation, traffic engineering, dept of natural resources. All utterly useless stupid clods when not actively deceptive and evil. I am definitely beginning to understand why someone would want to do away with the whole thing. Like, maybe my faith in the power of strong government is magical thinking. Something I want to be true to salve my horror at being ineffective at changing anything by myself.

ā€• šŸ“ŗšŸ‘ļø (peace, man), Friday, October 2, 2020 10:24 AM (one month ago) bookmarkflaglink

Forgot that I had a really nice interaction with a county park ranger this summer when a bridge went out on a trail my family hikes on. I want to give credit to him for getting back to me quickly, asking the right questions, and solving the problem. Also, at the MVA earlier this month, I brought some of the wrong documentation along when I was trying to get my son's learner's permit and the lady at the counter quietly let us slide. Just want to acknowledge these guys. Really do feel like they are a rare breed though.

peace, man, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link

fwiw, i worked in the govt for 7 years (joe biden thread connection - "because i'm as evil as joe biden is and obama was, obviously") and found the staff to be similar to everywhere else i've ever worked: some were amazing, some were terrible and some were among the best people i've ever met, with many gradations between. there's not some sort of test when you get into the government which guarantees you're an asshole.

also, i'll say this, though i'll stress up front that this is what public servants sign up for and expect: when a lot of people contact the government (over the phone, in person, whatever) they are doing so because they're in a tough spot, they're angry, they've been trying to figure out who to talk to and keep getting passed around, etc. they are pissed, and understandably so. however, due to the way large bureaucracies work, the person who ends up picking may very well have no idea how to help the person, other than to offer another generic phone line where someone helpful may or may not be helpful. it fucking sucks for everyone involved (especially the people who have been let down by the State).

it's not about the evil or goodness of the people who are asking, or the people who are responding. it's the circumstances they both find themselves in. switch the government worker around with the person struggling, and you'll likely find the same frustrating interactions taking place

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

KMotmfm

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

i work for the govt in a customer service capacity and have people tell me to die on a weekly basis. its tedious. my uncool conservative belief is that even in routine bureaucratic interactions, a huge majority of people go into customer service interactions with govt employees with aggressive & dehumanizing attitudes that they dont normally carry into similar private-sector interactions with, say, their gym or whatever, because of deeply baked-in ideas about govt employees being lazy assholes "because they cant get fired", etc. Similar to people who rag on teachers for "having summers off".

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link

truthbomb: most people at most jobs are the same

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

Otm on both counts

brimstead, Tuesday, 24 November 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

it's not about the evil or goodness of the people who are asking, or the people who are responding. it's the circumstances they both find themselves in. switch the government worker around with the person struggling, and you'll likely find the same frustrating interactions taking place

my experience is that in many cases, the workers who interact with the public don't have very much power and latitude to do things. It is built into the bureaucratic system.

sarahell, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 04:27 (three years ago) link

it is this system and its variants that created Karens.

sarahell, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 04:27 (three years ago) link

A series of excellent posts

flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 05:43 (three years ago) link


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