Solid list tbh, I'd sub out Richards for Andrea Dworkin, it's a bit of a sausage fest and I bet he's a boring bastard
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link
Somebody needs to start the non Prem thread so I can lol at Derby
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link
I just spent literally five minutes scrolling down the preliminary FA cup fixture list on my phone. It's astonishing so many non-league clubs are still going in the age of cholera.
― calzino, Saturday, 12 September 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link
Excellent Leeds goal. 1-1 after about ten minutes.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link
Awful defending for both teams. Would be 2-2 if Bamford wasn’t a terrible fraud of a player.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 12 September 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link
the curse of the post! but still Bamford is shite!
― calzino, Saturday, 12 September 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link
mo salah with short hair looking hot
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 12 September 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link
missed the start, was hoping this would be spicy
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSZBIs0gs0E
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link
Ah 2017 LFC how I've missed you. Actually it turns out that I haven't and have become one of those dullards who values competence over excitement. I blame too much Football Manager. First LFC penalty poor decision imo.
― oscar bravo, Saturday, 12 September 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link
They don't call it the Poorthorns for nothing
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link
The gulf in quality and ambition between Leeds and West Brom / Fulham was enormous.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 September 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
lol, what a let-off.
Everton deserve to be ahead though.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 September 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link
Ambition doesn't really come into it with Fulham, I think they might just be awful.
Very concerned that Toby is just washed up, he's lost all his pace and he and Dier is not a CB pairing that inspires confidence.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 September 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link
Bearing in mind I'm a back 4 you'll need to cover Doc too
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
Yes and we don't have the pace at the back to do that. Sanchez needs to be in the team but I think Mourinho's decided he's a wuss.
Son's decision making has been awful today.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 13 September 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link
I see Nuno's signed his new contract, obviously that's a relief but not least cos it'll be one less thing for our doomsayers to moan about
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 13 September 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link
If Spurs end the transfer window with no striker and Dier at CB, they’ll deserve everything coming to them.
― Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Sunday, 13 September 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link
Everton threatening to be, what, the third team to return from pre-season so far
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 13 September 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
deliberately maneuvered to get my class's lunch to start at exactly the time the Wolves match does. ;) so that covers the first half at least.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
you could probably check out now anyway
― Number None, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link
jfc I was 6 minutes late getting the feed up and we scored twice already?
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link
Wolves are just putting on a masterclass in possession retention in that last sequence. Jimenez just a touch high there.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link
dying to see the goal replays
man Jimenez is fast
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link
Drafted Jimenez first in our fantasy league so a goal within three minutes was an excellent early return.
I think Sheffield United's fake fans have been stunned into silence by those two early goals.
― Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link
they're staging a fake walkout right now
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link
Sheffield starting to see more possession now
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:41 (three years ago) link
If McBurnie gets sent off he can probably make his shift at the South London craft beer shop he works at the rest of the time.
― Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link
major lol at Donk's bowl cut
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:45 (three years ago) link
wow, first goal was a beaut.
Podence, maaan, nice linkup
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link
amazed Sheff didn't score on that one
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
wow, lucky again. Patricio was exposed there.
Wolves you might wanna tighten up here.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link
wow, almost 3 there but nope
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link
Far be it for me but that was a high quality win
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 September 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link
A high quality spanking if I'm honest
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 September 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link
well-earned clean sheet (esp that Seiss header towards the end to save a goal). considering how out of sorts Wolves looked at the beginning of last year, good start to the year.
― Neanderthal, Monday, 14 September 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link
Chelsea have been fairly shite
3-1
― Number None, Monday, 14 September 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link
Brighton pretty possible to go down imo
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 September 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link
I thought they looked pretty good tbh. Lamptey is a brilliant prospect
Chelsea scored two jammy goals and a wonder strike out of nothing
― Number None, Monday, 14 September 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link
On the basis of this weekend there are worse teams than Brighton.
I can't believe I'm saying this in week one but the current bottom three look like they're all going down, depending on who West Ham replace Moyes with.
― Matt DC, Monday, 14 September 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link
Raul's touch on his goal was so beautiful I nearly cried
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 10:20 (three years ago) link
I was too bombed to properly follow Chelsea-Brighton tbf. West Brom a lock for relegation, almost certainly Fulham, that's gotta take the stress off a few teams
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 10:21 (three years ago) link
Jack Grealish has signed a new contract at Aston Villa for a number of years and, perhaps unfortunately for him, it's fiiiiiive
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 11:22 (three years ago) link
I have a soft spot for the boy Grealish I gotta admit
― how do i shot moon? (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 11:57 (three years ago) link
good callback biscuits
― imago, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 12:43 (three years ago) link
yes it had me searching for the footcelsior thread
― oscar bravo, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 12:44 (three years ago) link
One of the game's sleeping giants, biscuits man aston villa is desperate to relive past glories
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 12:46 (three years ago) link
Tell you what I reckon the villa could nick this on a set piece
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 15 September 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link
lot of shade thrown Neil Taylor's way these last 4 years but credit to the lad, the way he fooled those Burton defenders into thinking he'd totally lost sight of the ball during the build-up to the equalizer was something else. Bergkampesque! #BAMBOOZLED
― Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 15 September 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link
Any old Iron came good in the end! I used to talk to this bloke in the bookies who drank with him and said he'd often be knocking back the pints at the bar in the George Hotel before a match day.
― calzino, Monday, 9 August 2021 11:49 (two years ago) link
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/callum-wilson-makes-graeme-jones-21201344.amp
Some wonderful glowing praise for Bruce from Callum Wilson here, for balance
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 9 August 2021 11:50 (two years ago) link
“I think Graeme Jones coming in as a coach (in January), definitely complemented the manager because he’s a little bit more tactically aware and up to date, whereas the manager has his different strengths and attributes," Wilson revealed.
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Monday, 9 August 2021 11:51 (two years ago) link
If I was a club owner I'd save money by simply employing a manager who doesn't need a ghostmanager to do the job for them. To quote DJ Martian "Systems Thinking can solve this problem"
― calzino, Monday, 9 August 2021 12:17 (two years ago) link
i wonder if anybody's ready?
― Tumbledown Duck (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 August 2021 17:22 (two years ago) link
Covid's ready!
― keeping myself to myself (Matt #2), Friday, 13 August 2021 17:43 (two years ago) link
Someone has to start a new thread. You have 2 minutes or it's me
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link
fobttll!
― calzino, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:41 (two years ago) link
ahaha JINX
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:43 (two years ago) link
lol I knew you had that thread title primed and ready to post!
― calzino, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link
ironically it's what they should be telling us whenever we post there lol
― imago, Friday, 13 August 2021 18:50 (two years ago) link
I'm amazed that Calzino knows who DJ Martian is.
A meeting of two eras, fully 20 years apart!
― the pinefox, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link
someone resurrected that classic thread on here recently and I saw it linked on twitter once as a pisstake in response to some bullshit Dom Cummings sloganeering
― calzino, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link