Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

I don't disagree with that either but most foreign policy is "laughable" since it's always about looking for number one while selectively supporting certain goals for certain others

I mean if you want to call me cynical on this topic that's fine, all foreign policy is cynical from the outset.

Cynicism is both a diss and a major compliment to canines, when you think about it.

phaps it's time for a prez to publicly say FDR's "he's our sonofabitch"

If there was ever material for one of these thread titles it's "He's trying to have the Constitution of the United States swallow Clorox."

I haven't checked, but I hope the corporate twitter account of the makers of Clorox is somehow capitalizing on all this free publicity

Clorox: Get It Over With!

Interesting fact: if Biden were to win 100% of white college grads and nothing else changed, he'd win every state except West Virginia and Wyoming. https://t.co/Gmbkw4Vo0G pic.twitter.com/Op7PBvako2

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) September 24, 2020

Dave has a different definition of interesting than I'm familiar with.

If only white college grads voted we'd have communism and Cubans in Florida would go to Mexico etc.

Castro did have college-educated bourgeois support

States with fewer than 50 people per square mile should lose their franchise.

On this Feast Day of Our Lady of Mercy, I stand in solidarity with all defenders of human rights from Cuba, Nicaragua, and Venezuela — and pray for the freedom of all political prisoners.

— Joe Biden (@JoeBiden) September 24, 2020

he's been working on his shitposting!

Just remembered that he’s Catholic.

States with fewer than 50 people per square mile should lose their franchise.

Oregon has 45 persons per square mile. I question your judgment.

leadership means making tough calls

If we lose all the other Nazi suckhole states, we can afford to lose Oregon (and Colorado).

you aint takin' Coloradie!

And here I thought vote suppression was a Republican specialty. Eliminating the vote for all inhabitants of 13 states seems like pushing things in the wrong direction.

no see for a monthly fee of $10, you can buy your premium, out of state vote, if you live in one of these unincorporated areas.

consider it like a ....

poll....

tax.....

And here I thought vote suppression was a Republican specialty. Eliminating the vote for all inhabitants of 13 states seems like pushing things in the wrong direction.

Never leave a weapon your enemy is already using lying on the ground. Also, is it really that big a deal if the combined votes of those 13 states add up to one mid-sized East Coast city? I think maybe not.

My enemy is using a weapon that is just lying on the ground? What, like a paperweight, but for dirt?

Or is my enemy is lying on the ground while using it? Supinely maybe?

That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard (re unperson's post) in that it disenfranchises the states with some of the largest indigenous populations, for one thing.

And that's just the first stupid thing about it that came to mind.

Hey, they've already proved they're up for a long walk when necessary (cf. Trail of Tears), so let 'em move to real states if they want to vote.

**For the humorless leftier-than-thous in the room: all of this is jokes.**

Racist joke still racist, go fuck yourself

I thought I was in the generational wars thread for a sec.

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/92/1e/5c/921e5c3d33abff852491c35cc2e10682.jpg

Can’t wait for unperson to bust out his Holocaust-centered tight five.

And to think that if someone made a joke about the Holocaust, they'd probably be banned in a second.

Dunno, what if the would-be jokester is Jewish?

Anyway, I'm pretty sure unperson is trolling because he's a sworn enemy of self-righteousness. And because he's Gen X.

It is a style of trolling that I have always hated.

FP'ed that horrific unperson post, holy shit. get the fuck out of here with that shit right now.

**For the humorless leftier-than-thous in the room: all of this is jokes.**

it is SOP to claim that people who didn't find humor in one's failed joke are defective and lack the exquisite sense of humor required to find it humorous. sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and a failed joke is just bereft of humor.

But you didn't respond as one would respond to an unfunny/failed joke - at least, not at first. You (and table) responded as if to a serious proposal. Since table has no discernible sense of humor at all, I expected that from him, but not you.

In any case, I've already voted, so I'm probably gonna shut my brain off to all this shit for the next five weeks.

I don’t read that tweet as support for Guiado.

come ON

it is carefully crafted to suggest support for guiado, while at the same time it retains sufficient ambiguity that it only endorses certain ideals that guiado does not necessarily exemplify. iow, it is pure diplomat-speak.

unperson, it's not something to be joked about. it's genocide. and the framing you adopted is the kind of casual racism "joke" i expect in the comments under a right-wing news-site story shared by some asshole's asshole uncle. it's way way out of line. imo.

also the "this is a racist joke, with my added haha at the end" style is not funny

this is a joke a racist person would make, if they were here

haha

^^^

the unperson post struck me as pretty clear/obvious comic hyperbole, failed or otherwise.

You forget my posts about messy creampies, among others, unperson.

Your trolling 'jokes' just aren't funny. I laugh at things people post here all the time. Perhaps you need to adjust your sense of humor so that you don't need to utilize the most marginalized group in the country as the butt of your 'jokes'

Unfortunately this thread has wandered far from its original purpose, which was talking about how much we all hate Joe Biden. I apologize for any part I may have had in that derailment.

ok, but do you have any interest in apologizing for making/repeating racist jokes about genocide?

like i'm sorry the issue here is not a general drift from the thread topic

who cares if you get an apology or not, FP and move on ffs. do you people ever get tired of meaningless online sanctimony