Keith’s hand looks like it was just unearthed from a mummy buried a thousand years ago
― calstars, Friday, 25 September 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link
It's like betting on two shrivelled parasitic insects, unsteadily crawling up a wall (which was probably all the rage at the bookies in recent months). Couldn't really pick a favourite tbh - I despise the British establishment, can't stand royalty either!
― calzino, Friday, 25 September 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link