Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

Subsidize the bloodsucking vampires even more so a 27-year old can spend $9k before they pass their deductible.

by bloodsucking vampires are you talking about insurance companies or 60 year old Americans?

Insurance companies, mostly.

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Four of the five co-chairs for the @JoeBiden transition team have experience outside of government, three in consulting and one in private equity. pic.twitter.com/jKGxiIWsnJ

— Ben Spielberg (@BenSpielberg) September 29, 2020

16 board members, 2 Republicans, zero Sanders supporters

Anita Dunn in position to work on freeing Harvey Weinstein.

of course! ... at least he's a Democrat-supporting sexual predator!

https://politics.theonion.com/biden-campaigns-door-to-door-in-jpmorgan-chase-headquar-1845109310

Jim Carrey as Joe Biden looks more like Roger Sterling.

http://cdn.collider.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/10/snl-jim-carrey-maya-rudolph-slice.jpg

bad casting imo

fire marshall joe basically

Joe Biden, trying to win voters over as the world reacts in shock to American police brutality: I hear and I understand that you don't like being tear-gassed, so I will train police to shoot you in the leg instead.

Biden's VP, by the time victory looks assured a few months later: I solemnly swear to you that Joe and I will hasten the collapse of the biosphere. That is a fact, and the opposition are wrong to suggest I have previously held any concerns about it.

been crying for an hour I love fracking so much pic.twitter.com/KWPo5urpMk

— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) October 8, 2020

lol fracking has made the US the number one oil producer in the world, which means we are no longer worried about OPEC etc. No president is going to give that up.

Yeah, no reason to give it up.

The United States has spent more subsidizing fossil fuels in recent years than it has on defense spending, according to a new report from the International Monetary Fund.

The IMF found that direct and indirect subsidies for coal, oil and gas in the U.S. reached $649 billion in 2015. Pentagon spending that same year was $599 billion.

I clicked on that link to Kylie Brakeman's twitter and it said she was a comedian. No lie, I laughed at that, so props.

lol fracking has made the US the number one oil producer in the world, which means we are no longer worried about OPEC etc. No president is going to give that up.

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 8 October 2020 bookmarkflaglink

Sensible reasoning

the best Kylie brakeman piece is this one, IMO:

this is every trump bot account pic.twitter.com/C4oE7UWp2U

— kylie brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) September 2, 2020

No.

better’n snl

PEORIA, Ariz. — Shortly before Vice President Pence arrived at TYR Tactical, a body armor manufacturer here, Biden tossed him a lifeline. The Democratic nominee, arriving in Phoenix and taking questions from reporters, responded to a question about expanding the size of the Supreme Court by saying he wouldn’t answer it at all.

“You’ll know my opinion on court-packing when the election is over,” Biden said.

haha, ok

“Better than SNL” is a pretty fucking low bar, but I really enjoyed that video, akm

haha, ok

― president of my cat (Karl Malone)

It's Nixon's Secret Plan from '68 to end the war in Vienam

Vietnam, even!

Why anyone thinks he’s going to answer that question is beyond me.

our dads are cops and we are truuucks

this is solid, from FB:

Joe Biden

42m ·
Earlier today, I spoke with Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer. I am grateful that she and her family are safe, and I commend the FBI and other law enforcement officers for their work to prevent this deranged act by emboldened domestic terrorists.
As a nation, we are at a crossroads. We have come to a point where, despite our shock, we are not surprised that such a heinous plot was even conceived — a plot by Americans to blow up a bridge on American soil, threaten the lives of police officers and other law enforcement officials, and kidnap an American leader, take her hostage, and stage a mock trial for treason. It’s the kind of twisted plot we expect from ISIS, but now it’s here at home.

The words of a president matter. They can move markets. They can bring peace. They can bring war. They can heal divisions or incite violence.

When Governor Whitmer worked to protect the people of her state from a deadly pandemic, and saved countless lives, President Trump issued a call to “LIBERATE MICHIGAN!” That call was heard. When protesters with Swastikas and Confederate flags, nooses, and assault rifles descended on Michigan’s capitol echoing the President’s own refrain to “lock her up,” President Trump called them “very good people.” He was heard, just as he was heard by neo-Nazis in Charlottesville three years ago, and again last week, when he told the extremist Proud Boys to “stand back and stand by."

There is a throughline from President Trump’s dog whistles and tolerance of hate, vengeance, and lawlessness to plots such as this one. He is giving oxygen to the bigotry and hate we see on the march in our country.
We have to stop it.

I just spoke a few days ago in Gettysburg about the cost of division in this country and the need to stand up and shut down violence and hate. The moment has come. We need to come together for the country I know, for the country you know. We need to make our voice heard.

Vote.

“You’ll know my opinion on court-packing when the election is over,” Biden said.

I assume this is a dig at the imaginary Trump/Pence healthcare plan which they'll share when they win.

This is also solid from big Joe.

Honestly I'm kinda struggling with how Biden can be so kind to his drug-using son while knowingly enacting policy that's so violently callous to all other people who use drugs

— Hilary Agro 🎃 (@hilaryagro) October 17, 2020

To avoid hypocrisy he should have acted like Marvin Gayes dad I guess

That's some disingenuous BS right there and you know it.

Like the point couldn't be more clear: when it's black and poor people selling or using drugs, the state and private corporations can use them as slave labor, at least according to Biden's record. When it's Hunter Biden, it's okay.

Oh god

Similar pattern happened with the opioid epidemic: suddenly, white middle-class people were dying at alarming rates, and it got tons of coverage and there was some money thrown at the issue.

Yet the government manufactured the crack epidemic and threw Black people in jail, and when people were dying due to the manufactured epidemic, they were moralized to

The tweet made a pertinent point, and dismissing that point shows how far people are willing to go to deny drug users their humanity if to serves their political ends.

I want to go back to when the government could still manufacture things

Ha ha ha, funny jokes at the expense of the continued enslavement of large portions of the US population.

"enslavement is good" -- Marvin Gayes dad/President Keyes

Table is good a improv partner

Chuck Hegel—who assures you he knows Joe Biden very well, has traveled all over the world with him—just explained on TV that we should expect the man to effectively create a "coalition government."

NICE!

Aren't we supposed to be watching Clayton Kershaw instead of Anderson Cooper?

It still hurst a little much.

hurts

It would be completely in character for the Democrats to win by double digits and take 375 EVs and form a Government of National Unity that criminalizes being gay.

wtf

"criminalizes" are you fucking serious

No, that would be the joke of establishing a Government of National Unity (ie Hegel's "coalition government") with the modern Republican Party.

Realistically, they'd just let you hunt homeless people in the street.

As we saw in Manhattan, the place where rich liberals and rich conservatives can agree is that the impoverished are subhuman.

it would be cool if straight White dudes could refrain from posting their latent fantasies about my torture

Yeah I mean