your terrible ideas

9. (another music one, but that's what I save most of my truly bad ideas for) An album made entirely using samples from Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" and Presley's "Having Fun With Elvis On Stage" (because they are supposedly the worst two albums ever made - my theory being that I could make an even worse-er album by combining them).

10. putting chilli sauce on vanilla ice cream - one mouthful was enough to cause projectile vomiting.

11. marinara sauce and peanut butter

12. Going back to school.

nah, that's a great idea.

13. Starting the thread "What does 'rockist' mean?"

14. A pop group exclusively made up of 2 year olds called Diaper Rash.

13. Starting the thread "What does 'rockist' mean?"

― bamcquern, Saturday, July 4, 2009 11:05 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

if your original post was a gigantic picture of goatse with an embedded sound clip of, i dunno, somebody having explosive diarrhea or something, then it'd be a pretty great idea

15. deciding you wanna ride a goddamn ferris wheel

16. 1p3

rong

17. Sell white rice dyed brown to exploit gullible newcomers to the health food world (long time health food consumers would probably see right through the scam.) The brand would be called "Rice that is Brown" rather than "So-and-So brown rice" and list the ingredients in super timy print.

eh..tiny print

haha the next step would be "Rice that is Multiethnic" and it would just be bag of Fruity Pebbles.

would that actually like... save you any money?

slocki you don't get it--IT'S A TERRIBLE IDEA!

1. An adaptation of Blood Meridian scored by Def Leppard

7. An adaption of The Mikado done entirely using mobile ringtones.

18. an adaptation of Do You Remember Love?/Macross for the musical theater/broadway stage.

maybe less terrible and more so not gonna happen why bc i am lazy

im dying over rice that is brown

19. Putting a book of my poetry out
20. Taking up a drug habit on the back of the highly unlikely profits from this anthology of work (any suggestions for the drugs?)

idk I've actually been pretty impressed with yr writing. Honestly.

21. Combination mezzuzah and bottle opener, so you're never at a loss with a cold beer in your hand.

(xxpost) not my terrible idea, but someone once suggested to me, in all seriousness, that I become a smack head in order to guarantee that I could continue to claim benefits.

patoetry plzzz

art project involving tramp stamps, semen and polaroid camera.

A Terrible Plan!

tramp stamps on actual tramps

like, hoboes

i thought it would be great an edgy brooklyn gallery! you know, like, transgressive sexuality & the mainstream appeal of defacing the body. or something.

you have to go for that obsessive all-over-composition style in the installation ... also you need typewritten descriptions of the context for each photo

make the stamp say something edgy like "FEMINISM" or "ART" or something

the images will be titled with the content of the stamp.

for example:
daisies no. 2
chinese character nos. 1-3

maybe you can install them onto a traced map of your city, with push pins, and place them in the locations where the people live or were photographed, and it could be a commentary on gentrification or routes travelled.

I'm trying to combine all the edgy art trends I can think of ...

^feelin this

http://regretfulmorning.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/dunk-hunt-tramp-stamp.jpg

http://purefnevyl.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/corinthians_tramp_stamp.jpg

http://www.thesicness.com/pics/march09/03072009/tramp_stamp.jpg

I think a pretty funny tramp stamp would be a second asshole

http://rlv.zcache.com/tramp_stamp_inspector_mug-p168228570079141682qzje_400.jpg

idk I've actually been pretty impressed with yr writing. Honestly.

u drunk

Nope and I still stand by that statement.

"dunk hunt"

20-something. momus hosts a cooking show called "cumin in a girl's mouth"

otherwise known as "Monday" in Japan

Freak out the receptionist at work.

Sorry John, but I like to freak you out

This thread reminds me of a scene from Office Space:

TOM: You know there are people in this world who don't have to put up with all this shit? Like that guy that invented the pet rock. You see, that's what you have to do. You have to use your mind and come up with some really great idea like that and you never have to work again!

MICHAEL (with resigned, but obvious, disgust): You think the pet rock was a really great idea?

TOM: Sure it was. The guy made a million dollars!

The confident, oblivious way Tom answers Michael Bolton always makes me smile.

Staying on to train my replacement.

tbf is that YOUR terrible idea, or the terrible idea of the management?

you had better tell him about the hardline no homophobes policy.

any way you want that
that is the way you likely prefer it
any which of the way you want it

She's got it
Yeah, baby, she's got it
Well, I'm your morning star planet Venus
I'm your fire, at your desire

A film sequel to Little Women, Meg Jo and the others move to the big city! It’s called: Pretty Women

A youtube video where I play "pieces" by Sum 41 in thw style of Oliver Anthony's GOP pun song

It Takes The Nation of Islam to Hold Us Back

https://i.imgur.com/py2FOgf.jpg

MaureenLand: a museum devoted to the film and television work of Maureen O'Hara, Maureen O'Sullivan, Maureen Stapleton, and Maureen McCormick.

Rappers who do live shows which are only live recreations of their skits

An Elvis impersonator doing a cover verion of the Pet Shop Boys' 'DJ Culture'.

MaureenLand: a museum devoted to the film and television work of Maureen O'Hara, Maureen O'Sullivan, Maureen Stapleton, and Maureen McCormick.

If they're not being kissed by killer whales, I'm not going.

A weed store that sells custom one-of-a-kind blends...

Non-Fungible Tokin'

Unfound footage horror.

where characters spend 90 minutes lamenting that there is no recovered video of what happened to their loved one and they are no closer to understanding what happened then the film just eventually ending abruptly.

Parody cover band called Bob Marley and the Waiters, with songs like "Put It Off" and "Rastaman Procrastination"

Exo-doss

Redemption Slog

"Waiting in Vain" is RIGHT THERE, people.

Get Up (later) Stand Up (eventually)

Chant Down Babylon Tomorrow

4000 Years

Improve a poem or aphorism by replacing the word "beauty" with the word "booty."

E.g., "Booty is truth; truth, booty."

country song called "mama sure loved to say the n-word"

movie script called "raging fury" - the 2nd coming of jesus christ as a foul-mouthed violent bigot who utters sassy catchprases while beating the tar out of his antagonists

self help book "wank your way to inner peace"

Experimental bodybuilding:
Pudgy chest and arms, shredded sixpack, skinny legs...
Or, right arm and left leg jacked, smooth, honey brown and oiled, every thing else pale, hairy and dry...

for the booty of the earth

AI toilet that wipes your butt for you

but sometimes incorrectly

could it be called Weyeps Blutt

Paul McCartney to release an acoustic album of James Brown covers: Mutha's Nature's Son.

The Shipping Forecast

A podcast wherein I soothingly read the hot trends on fanfic sites.

Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.

a compilation of silent lead ins from classic ECM album openers

Sonic mpreg, moderate or good. Luigi x Bowser, moving slowly, enemies to lovers.

lmao

https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/ArIAAOSwgXRjr7Fu/s-l1200.webp

In association football tournaments, abolish penalty kicks. After extra time, a panel of three judges scores each half and extra time and chooses the winner, like boxing

...or, every ten minutes of extra time they stop and bring in the sidelines and move the goals closer together...

Starby's: Home of the Pumkin Spice Beef

A historical fiction novel about former king of Denmark Harald "Bluetooth" Gormsson which mostly focuses on his personal life and his inability to connect with others.

Double or triple the size of basketball courts and the height of the nets.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-yfZn5iYJE

lmao at STUPID CRAP FACE

Hard-core dilettante I apologize for being the "here's the relevant xkcd" person but here's the relevant xkcd

https://xkcd.com/2852

I don't engage with sports at all but I watched that entire video, totally enthralled by their
dedication to generating max stupidity.

An edit of Whigfield's 'Saturday Night' that's just 4 minutes and 26 seconds of the "quack quack quack quack" bit from the very beginning on repeat.

Along the lines of Caninus and Hatebeak, a sensitive alt-rock band with two horses on lead vocals called The Neighsayers

And this guy on drums?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4vpIIGxvVs/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link&igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==