Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

what's the opposite of a tight ten? a prolapsed term?

Hitler was actually nominated in 1939, so there's that.

"ya floods in Iowa"

That's one of the most "beyond parody" things I've seen from a guy with a lifetime of them. God he's so fucking clueless how shit like that comes across.

I'm sure he was just joking around tho, what a card

Realized that I've never seen this guy laugh. Even someone like Nixon I've seen giving a hearty bellylaugh. He's so joyless.

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, October 15, 2020 1:21 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

The only time I've seen him laugh was at the Al Smith dinner in 2016

https://s1.ibtimes.com/sites/www.ibtimes.com/files/styles/lg/public/2016/10/21/clump-doinner.jpg

he's got that Kanye thing, hyper-aware when the cameras are on

reagan, too

I like the rakish angle of the cardinal's cap... he looks like a ceramic salt shaker.

Twitter Shuts Down Entire Network To Slow Spread Of Negative Biden News https://t.co/JPmjOrKPcr via @TheBabylonBee Wow, this has never been done in history. This includes his really bad interview last night. Why is Twitter doing this. Bringing more attention to Sleepy Joe & Big T

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 16, 2020

Trump owes $400+M to the wallet inspector

lol what an idiot

President Trump Declares The Babylon Bee His Most-Trusted News Source https://t.co/oObdxaH3w6

— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) October 16, 2020

I wanted to say he's the dumbest human on earth but then I scrolled through the replies so let's just say that he and his supporters could be outsmarted by a not-particularly-bright dog and leave it at that.

Did he ever host a Fake News Awards? Just another promise broken ...

My favorite reply was a Trump supporter who literally used the phrase "4d chess"

It would have been better if the supporter had thought it was "forty chess"

Farty Chess.

farty jizz

I have regrets now

when the Babylon Bee is dunking on you...

I wanted to say he's the dumbest human on earth but then I scrolled through the replies so let's just say that he and his supporters could be outsmarted by a not-particularly-bright dog and leave it at that.

He's a dumb person's idea of a smart guy.

No, he's a dumb person's idea of a tough guy. Being smart is not exactly seen as a plus here.

'Actually, throughout my life, my two greatest assets have been mental stability and being, like, really smart.'

Did he ever host a Fake News Awards? Just another promise broken ...

― Josh in Chicago, Friday, October 16, 2020 7:39 AM (two hours ago)

he did.

for some reason i saved the entire thing (HTML, images, etc) on the day it happened

he didn't "host" it like a tv presenter, but he did "host" it on one of trump websites

Oh. Well, I guess he got my vote back, sorry.

campaign pledge FULFILLED.

U.S. President Donald Trump created the Fake News Awards to highlight the news outlets that he said were responsible for misrepresenting him and/or producing false reports both before, and during, his presidency. A post to the blog of the GOP website announced the winners on January 17, 2018. They included reports ranging from comments by journalists on social media to news reports that later required corrections.

and it's still there: https://gop.com/the-highly-anticipated-2017-fake-news-awards

honestly, i assumed they would take it down shortly afterward. it was very clearly - CLEARLY - made the night before it was due by someone who had never posted anything on the internet before

I hope Biden keeps the Fake News Awards.

a Trump supporter who literally used the phrase "4d chess"

Americans rooting against their President's health makes about as much sense as betting big on a chess tournament in which you plan to play pawns against monarchs.

— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) October 2, 2020

Have you read the responses to that Tweet from chess champions? Hilarious.

all the replies are really great. and also when he tries to explain chess to the international chess federation:

Oh come now. If someone decides to act in the interest of pawns, and against the interests of monarchs, they lose by the normal rules of chess. It’s a lot like hoping your nation’s leader will fail. You can define it as a win, but big picture it’s a loss.

— Bret Weinstein (@BretWeinstein) October 3, 2020

it is a lot like hoping your nation's leader will fail tho

"someone decides to act in the interest of pawns" = SOCIALISM

pawns can never do anything. that's how chess works. it's the monarchs that do the moving

no way for pawns to become monarchs, in the game of chess

Move me on to any black square

that guy's stupid leather fedora. what a tool. i bet he smells bad.

and his pinned tweet, lol. what a jerkoff

Rick Gates? pic.twitter.com/Rip4NfGpHx

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) October 16, 2020

Matt Gaetz cried in his car after this

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EkfhQZ3X0AUnBqc?format=jpg&name=900x900

Tucker wants us to pity a poor (wealthy) bin Laden?

Trump says he may leave the US if Biden wins. pic.twitter.com/XmbtYpNDoh

— David Mack (@davidmackau) October 17, 2020

the gift that keeps

the grift that creeps

he has that golf course in Scotland. he could just go live over there and basically pay himself out of the profits from his secret service detail's hotel bills.

does he have any resorts in non-extradition countries?

His next reality show can be him trying to build a golf course in Venezuela

he can build himself into the course