that's another great idea
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link
twitter needs a lot more buttons
web design has gotten stale. everything looks the same. go to kotaku. go to polygon. go to ars technica. those are all of the websites, and they're all exactly the same.
we need to go back to the way things once were, with individual buttons for every possible task
https://i.imgur.com/5Mrf4H4.jpg
― president of my cat (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jqQkpFziDz8/TFL4oip3joI/AAAAAAAABO4/j0UCYBeIvoo/s1600/likelike.gif
like like button
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 16 October 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link
time to resurrect rodney dangerfield and add a "no respect" button
― covidiot wind, blowin every time you lift your mask (voodoo chili), Friday, 16 October 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link
i have enjoyed, for the last six weeks or so, getting sponsored tweets from or about sports teams that have already been eliminated from their playoffs
― mookieproof, Friday, 16 October 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link
lol @ doc, that was exactly what i was thinking ofalso:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dYQNlWQ4UY
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:31 (three years ago) link
twitter should bring back the failwhale and just randomly disconnect for at least 37 non-consecutive hours a week
― Covidiots from UHF (sic), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:35 (three years ago) link
the biggest problem with the internet is that it's always on. i would like eight hours of enforced outage please.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 17 October 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link
Would it be possible to tell if Tebow is suffering from CTE?
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 17 October 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link
Americans and Brits squabbling about food seems to be trending (being reacted to) a lot more than usual on Twitter over the last couple of days and I have no idea what triggered it.
― nashwan, Sunday, 18 October 2020 12:10 (three years ago) link
Bake off
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 18 October 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link
ffs
― nashwan, Sunday, 18 October 2020 13:10 (three years ago) link
this new york post thing seems like it didn’t go great
― k3vin k., Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link
about as effective as when they sent robot ninjas to take out Robocop in Robocop 3
― eat my room temperature ass (Neanderthal), Sunday, 18 October 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link
its pretty funny that they just tried emails again
― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link
tbf it worked last time
― cointelamateur (m bison), Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link
u gotta switch it up emails are old news, plus the roll out was very poor
― lag∞n, Sunday, 18 October 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link
Damn, we lost @theshrillest
Anyone know why?
― lukas, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link
Ezekiel Kweku joins @nytopinion as politics editor. Read more in this note from @katiekings, @marymsuh and @cgreensit: https://t.co/lScseDObjT— NYTimes Communications (@NYTimesPR) September 9, 2020
― lag∞n, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link
I recognize this is good for the country but :p
― lukas, Tuesday, 20 October 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link
Dud.
Whenever I do this, I think of flight 93 (9/11). How did the passengers decide whether to rush the cockpit/hijackers, and attempt to retake control of plane?They voted pic.twitter.com/bA7F4AD6en— Scott Galloway (@profgalloway) October 28, 2020
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 17:57 (three years ago) link
what happened to the plane— coffee (@coffee) October 28, 2020
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link
loooool
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
the plane was re-elected
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link
you never hear about the flight 93 passengers who voted against rushing the cockpit
― Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link
the green party voters wanted to hold their breath while rushing the cockpit to avoid excess co2 emissions
― cointelamateur (m bison), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link
the flight 93 passengers who wanted to give terrorists whove lived in a opportunity zone for more than three years and own a business with 3-20 employees a tax credit
― lag∞n, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link
What'd flight 93 do, vote on having chicken or the fish?
Oh, wait. My apologies. I didn't catch the (9/11) at first. I'm so sorry.
― pplains, Thursday, 29 October 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link
wasn't really sure where to put it but the Thomas Chatterton Williams/Emily Ratajkowski thing is incredible.
Happy Sunday! Please enjoy this Thomas Chatterton Williams profile of Emily Ratajkowski in French Marie Claire https://t.co/OYZhXzaIUh pic.twitter.com/iFgROBYKON— David Klion (@DavidKlion) November 1, 2020
She has since confirmed that this interview grossed her out as much as you might imagine.
― JoeStork, Sunday, 1 November 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link
Well I guess he deleted his tweets but I appreciate his complex views on cancel culture
you guys are just jealous that I got to hang out with...[Emrata tweets that he’s a gross creep]....uhhh a total freakin racist!!!! pic.twitter.com/FhHdmbl35t— Dion Waiters, NBA Champion (@CTWritePretty) November 1, 2020
― JoeStork, Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:36 (three years ago) link
real rough day for that guy lol
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link
If never read this before but I really hope this will be the last of my “she has breasts AND claims to read” profiles/interviews. Lots of levels of gross/embarrassing aspects to this but the attempt at a feminist critique at the end is maybe the worst part. https://t.co/5YVFgnn3WC— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) November 1, 2020
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link
i think he has to retire now
― cointelamateur (m bison), Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link
like this is some poochie had to go back to his home planet levels of public embarrassment, you just need to hang it the fuck up, get a yurt somewhere and figure some shit out
― cointelamateur (m bison), Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
god damn
lmfao pic.twitter.com/3RdwtzQM7k— vanessa a. boo 👻✌🏾☠️ (@Vanessa_ABee) November 1, 2020
― global tetrahedron, Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link
I've never heard of him before but there are strong "store brand Houellebecq" vibes.
― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link
tcw: B-) a hot girl let me be around and talk at her B-)er: this dude fuckin sucks, boo this man
― cointelamateur (m bison), Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link
he was behind the harpers anti cancel culture letter that twitter did not like, afaict thats when the users of that site started picking on him
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link
if the "i am not being owned" dril tweet became sentient
― cointelamateur (m bison), Sunday, 1 November 2020 22:59 (three years ago) link
lol hes a total buffoon i kinda feel bad for him, but hes so arrogant, its tough
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link
pls do not feel bad for him, hes not even mad, he just thinks its funny
― cointelamateur (m bison), Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Elxfc-pWoAE0y8f?format=jpg
obvs he deserves it one should never write "she has the best breasts of her generation" instead of "she has a sick and i mean super freaking sick rack" --strunk and white
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:05 (three years ago) link
it should also be noted that he wrote an essay years ago in which he blamed rap music for the fact that he beat his girlfriend, i log on to the website in order to access this information "the best breasts of her generation" has been inserted into my brain
― lag∞n, Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link
this is somehow wack for me?
― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
he's sort of bill cosby jr afaict
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link
What's your life like????
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link
narrator: his wife did not get an interview assignment and then pass it along to him because she figured he'd enjoy it more.
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, November 1, 2020 11:10 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
not a great comparison tbh just meant in terms of "respectability politics defender"
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link