Donald Trump: Classic or Dud?

Trump says he may leave the US if Biden wins. pic.twitter.com/XmbtYpNDoh

— David Mack (@davidmackau) October 17, 2020

the gift that keeps

the grift that creeps

he has that golf course in Scotland. he could just go live over there and basically pay himself out of the profits from his secret service detail's hotel bills.

does he have any resorts in non-extradition countries?

His next reality show can be him trying to build a golf course in Venezuela

he can build himself into the course

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Very ... bemused Satan?

^was he in Florida in that photo?

Las Vegas, iirc. He is being "blessed."

Boy do I ever hate his dumb + smug face. I mean the rest of him, too, of course, but I'm just focused on the face rn.

I thought that was a spitting image puppet for a second.

https://i.imgur.com/mPlysmy.jpg

lol, i didn't realize those were people PRAYING for him in that photo! i thought they were just dumb people waving at him

he's about to leave our lives, as mysteriously as he arrived.

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that's just a bad angle josh. fake news!

I mean to the extent that one's visage is a roadmap of one's experiences, Trump's experience of having everything handed to him forever and the attendant self-satisfaction of that perpetual state is positively etched across his stupid fucking face. It's like the slack o-face of someone who jacks off to a picture of himself holding a fanned-out stack of hundos and can't imagine anything sexier or more perfect.

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open up those masks people, take a good whiff

Dud

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Newsmax preempted their schedule to broadcast the president’s rally but apparently didn’t think it important to change the title of the programming. pic.twitter.com/mHtdyOv3MY

— Jonathan Reiner (@JReinerMD) October 19, 2020

President Donald Trump was in the middle of receiving a highly classified briefing on Afghanistan at his New Jersey golf club when he suddenly craved a malted milkshake.

“Does anyone want a malt?” he asked the senior defense and intelligence officials gathered around him, an august group that included the head of the CIA’s Special Activities Center, which is responsible for covert operations and paramilitary operations. “We have the best malts, you have to try them,” Trump insisted, as he beckoned a waiter into the room where code-word classified intelligence was being discussed.

the blackest comedy

And at the same time, the whitest

lol

Is this something he picked up when he was pretending to like Goya products?

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This guy nails it:

PRES TRUMP TODAY IN CALIFORNIA: " 'WEIRD AL' WAS VERY MEAN TO MR. COOLIO!! DIDN'T ASK FOR RIGHTS. NOT VERY NICE!" pic.twitter.com/kgF5UFYRLP

— james austin "johnson" (@shrimpJAJ) October 18, 2020

I love the idea of a guy roaming the streets just riffing as Trump.

wow yeah he's good

It's good but I am also kind of sad thinking of how much one would have to actually listen to Trump to get to that level and... I just can't.

Every now and then I remember that even in the event of a humiliating defeat, for the rest of his years Donald Trump will have
secret service protection, travel privileges, (military) health care, a lifetime salary of $200,000, plus 100K annually for office expenses....

...access to executive intelligence briefings...

Hah, like he'd read

can't be great for your mental health either xxxp

He will always get asked to that impression, they will tear him down :-(

holy shit i never thought i would want to hear a trump impression again, that was brilliant

I assume a future president or whomever could pretty easily strip a former president of those benefits, esp. if they were compromising national security or putting people at risk. Like, Trump could conceivably trade state secrets in return for, say, permission to build a hotel in Moscow or something, which I know is nothing he'd even consider, we're just talking hypotheticals here.

goddamnit the malt thing is one of the very few times Trump is actually relatable.

finally, he's struck a new tone

Dr.Tony Fauci says we don’t allow him to do television, and yet I saw him last night on @60Minutes, and he seems to get more airtime than anybody since the late, great, Bob Hope. All I ask of Tony is that he make better decisions. He said “no masks & let China in”. Also, Bad arm!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2020

...P.S. Tony should stop wearing the Washington Nationals’ Mask for two reasons. Number one, it is not up to the high standards that he should be exposing. Number two, it keeps reminding me that Tony threw out perhaps the worst first pitch in the history of Baseball!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 19, 2020

name drop bob hope, that's the way to get those seniors back onto your team

Ah, yes, it's the old "which candidate would you rather drink a malt with" question. Can Biden's ice cream addiction compete with sudden cravings for a malted milkshake? We'll see when all the votes have been tallied on November, uh, 40th.

he is quite the soda jerk, yes

This asshole just trying to lose now

ony threw out perhaps the worst first pitch in the history of Baseball!

Only because our favorite president has yet to do so, to my eternal chagrin.

Can you imagine the gif, just playing on repeat forever and ever, that sad ball flopping onto the ground three feet in front of him, the front of his slacks slowly darkening with the urine of regret

On tarmac in Phoenix, Trump sounding angry, calling Joe Biden "a criminal" and accusing the press of being criminals for not covering his attacks on Biden.

— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) October 19, 2020

The president of the United States says that a reporter asking him a question is "a criminal for not reporting" on the Hunter Biden smear story. pic.twitter.com/g7gVI4K2YB

— Matthew Gertz (@MattGertz) October 19, 2020

Fucking losing it

but vague threats have always worked well for him in the past