Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

I want to go back to when the government could still manufacture things

Ha ha ha, funny jokes at the expense of the continued enslavement of large portions of the US population.

"enslavement is good" -- Marvin Gayes dad/President Keyes

Table is good a improv partner

Chuck Hegel—who assures you he knows Joe Biden very well, has traveled all over the world with him—just explained on TV that we should expect the man to effectively create a "coalition government."

NICE!

Aren't we supposed to be watching Clayton Kershaw instead of Anderson Cooper?

It still hurst a little much.

hurts

It would be completely in character for the Democrats to win by double digits and take 375 EVs and form a Government of National Unity that criminalizes being gay.

wtf

"criminalizes" are you fucking serious

No, that would be the joke of establishing a Government of National Unity (ie Hegel's "coalition government") with the modern Republican Party.

Realistically, they'd just let you hunt homeless people in the street.

As we saw in Manhattan, the place where rich liberals and rich conservatives can agree is that the impoverished are subhuman.

it would be cool if straight White dudes could refrain from posting their latent fantasies about my torture

Yeah I mean

milo loves this kind of misery porn

other-people's-misery porn, you mean

he consistently gets wrong the people he claims to speak for. I've stopped reading his posts unless they egregiously offend me like today's.

I'm not Joe Biden auditioning Republicans for my Cabinet and bragging about bipartisanship. You should take it up with him if you'd like the monsters in the GOP to not have a voice in our governance.

one of the hallmarks of Peak White Guy is insisting upon speaking for people you don't actually understand and getting most of it wrong

I'm not Joe Biden auditioning Republicans for my Cabinet and bragging about bipartisanship. You should take it up with him if you'd like the monsters in the GOP to not have a voice in our governance.

― Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z),

you should just shut the fuck up and not claim to speak for us or implicitly undervalue what the stakes are

seriously, shut the fuck up

I haven't claimed to speak for anyone?

As usual, Alfred and DJP otm.

You're not doing very well at this whole shutting the fuck up thing

Tell me who I was speaking for?

Like, I know it's easier to just try to play some kind of privilege bingo to try to shut someone up, but fuck off. Yes, I'm a straight white guy, that gives me all sorts of privilege. I have not once suggested otherwise. I'm also someone who's had a negative net worth from the day I turned 18, no 401k, no health insurance, one remaining family member about to turn 70 without a dime in retirement savings. Pretend that there are no stakes for me in any of this, go ahead, I know that's bullshit.

I'm not going to stop making jokes about the absolute worthlessness of Joe Biden and the Democrats, sorry. The fact that they're showing all signs of governing from the center tells me that they're "undervaluing what the stakes are."

Please don't stop, milo. I mean, your "jokes" are so funny, we all can't get enough.

Actually, I'm going to genuinely wish I didn't say that and wish you the best.

I understand loathing the Democratic Party for selling itself to Wall Street bread in the Reagan era. I renounced my membership for more than a decade after that blow and the eagerness with which it caved to George W. Bush in the early '00s. But the party's left-er now thanks to activists more active than I've been, and thanks to them I've joined in my small way. We're never going to agree that the bumbling, garrulous, dumbfuck, and often unconsciously evil Joe Biden doesn't head a different party than the one in which he hung Anita Hill out to dry, pushed the crime bill, and supported a smart Iraq War.

What I won't tolerate is a straight white guy cracking moronic gallows humor jokes about what the Dems might do to the minorities who support them.

That the gallows humor is even possible is... kinda the point. This is a party that didn't support same-sex marriage until after the Supreme Court forced it upon them, because its political calculation was that it wasn't a winner. This is a party that wants to shoot Black Lives Matter protesters in the leg. The zip code donating the second most money to Joe Biden in 2020 rose up as one... to kick unhoused people out of their shelter in the midst of a deadly pandemic.

The jokes are only possible because of the Democratic Party's record.

Good thing there is another entity with national reach, significant popular support, demonstrable institutional power, and thousands of elected officials at every level of government that isn't as tarnished as the Democrats.

o wait

No idea what you're arguing there. I voted for Joe Biden two days ago, like every other ILXor who'll speak up is going to do. Doesn't make his desire to spit in our eyes by making John Kasich Secretary of the Interior any less vile.

No idea what you're trying to accomplish by pointing this out for the forty-seven-thousandth time, so.

"this is a party that didn't support same-sex marriage until after the Supreme Court forced it upon them"

that is not true at all, and makes me question all of your other arguments

Look at Congressional Democrats right up until Obergefell - something like a quarter of each body's Democrats remained opposed to same-sex marriage into 2014 and 2015.

I wonder why the rest of the party scrambled to keep up with Joe Biden in 2012.

Biden announced he was in favor of same-sex marriage in May of 2012, a day before Obama also came out for it, 3 years before Obergefell

No idea what you're trying to accomplish by pointing this out for the forty-seven-thousandth time, so.

which leads to my main point about civil war 2, which is what the

*guy with wheelbarrow*

"And I'M the guy with the wheelbarrow!*

*boinginginginging

all of politics ilx is posters making their pet points over and over (including me). not sure why milo gets singled out.
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.)

You're less obtuse about whom he addresses.

Biden announced he was in favor of same-sex marriage in May of 2012, a day before Obama also came out for it, 3 years before Obergefell

Fair enough - revise my statement to 2012, we'll go with the top of the heap rather than Congress. Which means they were lagging well behind their voters, right? Democrats could have repealed DOMA in 2009-10, Obama could have come out for it in 2008, etc.. I don't think he ever opposed it personally, do you? It was a political calculation, throwing a constituency under the bus for political expediency.

Democratic voters are generally fine - except for the rich ones in Manhattan, obviously, they're scum - I doubt I've ever voiced any problems with them, aside from their willingness to keep getting rooked election after election.

Milo’s pet points aren’t what irritate people.

Other posters make similar points all the time, but without the condescension.

There’s also that whole thing he does where he moves the goalposts constantly, which is just flat-out troll behavior.

Are there a lot of examples of major parties being ahead of their voters? I didn't think it usually worked like that.

all of politics ilx is posters making their pet points over and over (including me). not sure why milo gets singled out.
― it bangs for thee (Simon H.)

I think it is his tone-deafness that puts him over the top. He pushes his assertions to the point where no one could take them seriously, yet does so without any hint of humor or sense of how he sounds to an audience of ilxors, most of whom understand the issues and problems he addresses through decades of engagement, to whom his simple minded comments just seem endlessly inane. He's not a troll, but he might as well be for all he ever contributes of real value.

I've never FP'ed him for being stupid, crass, and arrogant, but I've been sorely tempted many times.

milo "joked" on this thread back in june that biden should be assassinated. he's a troll and engaging with him on this subject is pointless.

xp Would LBJ throwing the south overboard count? Truman tried to push through Medicare-like programs in the '40s and it taking until the Great Society to pass - and is now half the third rail? Reagan Republicans were out front of its voters on social issues - like LBJ, willing to cause realignment to get their way.

When you get into natsec/war/defense and economic policy, elite leadership is pretty standard - which is what makes it more galling when elected Democrats lag so far behind their voters on... pretty much everything.

xp In response to what can be done for better candidates now, IIRC - and I would gladly trade him for Harris, who is undoubtedly firing at 100% mental capacity.

I would question the sanity of any Biden voter who wouldn't be overjoyed at Harris stepping in to the role on January 22nd.

That would be an exceptionally tricky transition to pull off. VPs are not automatically granted any political weight upon succession to office, in that they are regarded in DC as afterthoughts in the minds of voters. Stepping in on Inauguration Day would be like climbing Chomolungma without supplementary oxygen.