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the song is about executions

fifty year long fart noise

by john cage

Washington Post:

James Randi, magician and paranormal skeptic who offered $1 million reward for proof of supernatural phenomena, dies at 92

Magicians, necromancers, sorcerers everywhere: "HAH! Finally got you, motherfucker!"

i’ve come to terms with the fact that this board’s taste in comedy is as bad as its taste in music is good

One for the truth bombs thread?

Would be, except for the second part

Lol, YMP

Oh, it was way, waaaaaay more insane than "someone on ILX pretended to die in 9/11" - what actually happened was that a then-ILX0r* fabricated the deaths of two 'friends in NYC' in order to garner sympathy, attention and compassionate leave from work - culminating in his throwing a 'benefit evening' at a Freaky Trigger club night to raise funds on behalf of two people who were very much alive and in Brooklyn at the time of the crash. Some ILX0rs even attended this event and gave money, before the ruse was uncovered.

*the ILX0r in question was my scary abusive gaslighting ex, forever since known as DJ Munchausen. He had every intention of just pocketing and keeping the cash, but someone *cough* alerted Tom E and Ptee once they found out, and got them to divert the funds to the Red Cross.

Whatever crazy shit you may have thought went down in ancient ILX days of yore, the truth is always way weirder.

wow that's one hell of a story and lol at DJ Munchausen!

When I used to work in the bookies there was a guy I knew who was dodgy af who had multiple fund-raisers to help his family because apparently he was dying of cancer, despite looking remarkably healthy and suddenly progressing from betting in fivers and tenners to 50's and 100's. And then of course came the miraculous recovery that caused much scandalous whispering and tutting in Irish Catholic circles but there were no legal consequences. Maybe we were all terrible gossips, but I knew him from school - he was probably a psychopath was my amateur psychologist analysis of him!

hi everybody, the slack is zooming at the moment and i'm the nominated shill. here's the link/portal to hell, please feel free but unpressured to join us

https://us02web.zoom.us/j/86760255336?pwd=akZlNnhIMitBa0s2VlVIa1NyOVd5dz09

thanks for that, NV, nice to see you

(and everyone else)

It was a good one! Nice to see you too

Both of these posters who seem to infuriate each other are infuriating in almost identical ways. Both one note and endlessly consistent but separated by a semitone.

this is a thread that ...

never ends

We're so glad you could attend

I've met Bill Weber and he's lovely! I was talking about Dr. Morbius

(this is less second thoughts and more "not the thread for it")

I've never been to a casino. Is it possible to quadruple down?

I don't know about casino rules right now could think of a good use for a few security thugs and le bench vice!

Being opposed to war crimes is antisemitic now?

War crimes
Whaddya say
War crimes
They're a-ok

If that's from the thread I think it is, I just...

how do you make a post then make a contradictory post three posts later when the previous one is still on the same screen

I think you have to FP yourself.

(Side question: can you FP yourself? There have been times when I've been seriously tempted.)

you can iirc

Last time I asked I had zero FPs. Might be fun to lose my virginity to myself.

She bop
She bop
I bop

imagine this being your personality

Amazing how the post in question was up for a matter of minutes, and yet it seems to have been seen by more ilxors than the end of year polls.

I'm more amazed that some fucking arsewipe who has probably already double killiefied me, nay had me exorcised by holy decree by a fucking bishop is more aware and obsessed with that post than me ffs!

I refer you to my post itt on the 21st

i refer you to my post itt below this one

i refer you to my post itt above this one

I’m stuck

ya been exorcised by the pope of spring break

guys, Elmo say show go on

I know. Have a good journey, Mr. Noodle.

agree it would have been pleasing, disagree that it would have been bad

flute security could be good. as long as your pitch recognition hardware/software is accurate enough to prevent false positives, and there's only one flute made with the correct resonance. but at that point it's just a key.

FBS vs IBS -- irritation due to condescending outsiders' criticism of your nation's systemic problems vs. recurring butt problems

pain in the ass external vs. internal

if you said it before, could you please provide a reference date for the post?

bien sûr

Post by seumas milm (gyac) from Terrorist attacks throughout Europe on ILX - Terrorist attacks throughout Europe

thanking you

can y'all keep it down, trying to watch Small Wonder here

What are you assholes going on about?

Tbf, I want to post this most days.