game-related lolz of some fashion

Huh. The guy who wrote that has a Wikipedia page!

World is saved.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxUtjrZW10U

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBKKV2V8eU&feature=channel_page

It's about as realistic as a Lynne Perry's lips. Get a fucking grip you impressionable little pederast. I'VE SEEN REAL WAR. I've got a 16 inch scar on my eyes from schrapnel. Realistic? Vehicles that appear from nowhere, jeeps have no handbrakes and the biggest causes of wartime casualties is people running over their own friends. EARTH TO PEEETE. EARTH TO PEEETE. EARTH TO PEEETE.
I hope to fuck you're young cos you sound it. It's a big bad devil-may-fistfuck world out there, laddio. Don't you fucking dare walk to the shops if BF2 gives you the willies cos about 99% of all existing matter is likely to make you shit yourself sideways.

― YOUR XMAS CARDS ARE PROBABLY ANTHRAX, Saturday, July 16, 2005 7:01 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff8/JouleHaim/whitestuffwz9.gif

oh wow is that patent disgusting

i don't anything about patent law, is it usual for them to contain 100-odd pages of right-wing rambling?

For in Grand Theft Auto, one cannot serve God, and in Gears of War one cannot reach out to the soul of a monster via word; for there is no soul.

i kind of find it too nutjob to be disgusting: there's also a proof of concept 'game' which just asks you the questions from the flow chart: although now i realise this may have been a sendup by someone else

reminds me of jarod's journey: http://www.wurb.com/if/game/1134

http://progressiveboink.com/archive/pitfall.htm

http://i28.tinypic.com/30iercz.jpg

These ads make me lol

Funny story there:
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/001286.html
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-1.jpg
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-2-alt.jpg
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-3.jpg
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-4.jpg
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/evony-ad-5.jpg
http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-6.jpg

omg those

i love the name evony, it makes me think evony and ibory

But srsly can you get laid playing Evory because that woman with the big boobz is fascinating

SO

http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/images/evony-ad-4.jpg

SEXY

How do I get my queen?
There is no queen in this game, the ad you saw is for marketing purposes and seems to be highly effective by the number of times this question has come up.

so funny

If you GIS "evony boobs", G00gle anticipates and simultaneously averts your potential disappointment by changing your search to "ebony boobs".

My Lord!

i'm always seeing those evony ads on SA... they dont even register w/me anymore

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2454/3708785900_e37e83acb5.jpg%3Fv%3D0

just came across this review at work, not outright lol but somewhat amusing:

1 years before on 23rd of April, I got annoyed when I got owned by a strong monster on Titan Quest: Immortal Throne... Then, I decided to search the internet for Titan Quest's Cheats&Codes... The results I get were "Titan Quest: Immortal Throne Cheats, Codes and Trainers for PC Games
<br/>Here you'll find Titan Quest: Immortal Throne cheats, wallpapers, cheat codes and more. We're adding new cheats and codes all the time, so check back often ...
I found the CheatHappens game really impressive...Sooo, I clicked the link and made my first visit to Cheat Happens, I got really impressed so I joined... I started posting on the "Titan Quest: Immortal Throne" Message Boards...I thought Post Count is the MOST important thing on the site, on those old days...I used to be a noob which was using 10 smileys in EVERY post... Like 1 month later I discovered the AWESOME General Discussions Board... I met LOADZ of people which I wanted to be friends with, they denied me because I used to be a newbie...(now they r all my friends and I love them all)...

Christ, screen-sized titties:

http://www.evony.com/evonyyahoo2.html

Are those supposed to be fireflies or something?

"play unnoticeably" how the heck is that screen "unnoticeable"? A more accurate claim would be "play until the sysadmin blocks evony.com and/or you get fired when your boss notice humongous ta-tas on your screen instead of that spreadsheet you were supposed to be working on."

Actually, someone's probably already done this, but wouldn't there be a market for a MMORPG that looked exactly like Excel?

Are those supposed to be fireflies or something?

Mage C on Ts.

xpost with autogoon
http://teamteamwork.bandcamp.com/album/the-ocarina-of-rhyme

holy shit that is great

Jay-Z - No Hook (Meeting the Owl)

damn i forgot how hard the gerudo valley theme owned

okay why didn't I just jump to the Busta one, wau

http://www.theonion.com/content/columnists/im_not_questing_with_you?utm_source=c-section

ha

hahaha

But if grid-based dungeon-spelunking is the apex of the gaming experience on your homeworld, I suggest you invest your time in PhatLewt for the iPhone. I hear they've got a hobgoblin infestation you might be able to help with. Or, hey, Evony.com has a nice, leisurely pace that might suit you better. But if you want to strive for immortality, then pay me heed.

Right now my IRL rage bar is about 98

that line is being quoted excessively by my coworkers, all of whom are current or former WoW addicts

i didn't lol. it's too real!

"I could, of course, go on for pages"

Yeah, that read like an actual letter... I don't even play the game but it seemed to plausible to be funny.

http://www.google.com/patents?id=aAuzAAAAEBAJ&pg=PA3&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2

― thomp, Saturday, July 4, 2009 9:42 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

oh man i'm still reading this. it's like a whole other world.

[1029]The problem was actually much deeper, for as God and Romance is replaced by cynicism and theft, working with Napster wasn't going to fix it. It would have been like The Man with no Name working with the Baxters in the opening scene, instead of shooting them. Napster could have come up with a DRM system back then, but they chose not to, as DRM wasn't cool. MTV honored them, but then MTV killed music, replacing the Soul with degradation and debauchery, as is Viacom's specialty.

[1030]The glory of this present game is that it would allow the player to run through the halls of massive corporations, filled with double-speaking, uncreative lawyers and bureaucrats planning the next marketing campaign for the filth that will further the family's decline and chackle women to their bottom line. He game would allow the player to take them out. The actions would come to life as manufactured gangsta rap was replaced with melody and music, youngsters again looked into one-anothers' eyes with hope of eternal romance, and cynicism and irony were destroyed by player's the flamethrowing chainsaw.

c&p-able version here: http://appft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-adv.html&r=1&p=1&f=G&l=50&d=PG01&S1=20090017886.PGNR.&OS=DN/20090017886&RS=DN/20090017886

so i suppose if i changed my display name to "WHAT DOES PLAYER DO? shoot woman. World is saved." some people might take offense huh

[1042]Instead of killing innocent drivers and prostitutes and jacking cars, the present invention allows the in-game player to kill the drug-prescribing psychiatrists, the taxing-and-spending government/corporate bureaucrats who cross from one realm to the other as easy as a lawyer crosses from corruption to perversion. Upon hearing doublespeakers say things such as "Freedom is slavery," "war is peace," "government is freedom," and "fiat currency is superior to the gold standard," the in-game player will be allowed to shoot them. And too, for the first time in the history of video gaming, this game will allow the protagonist to shoot those who rap crass hiphop lyrics, thusly saving their young daughters from a world of soul-destroying over-sexulaization. Now many conservatives will criticize the over-sexulaization of society and the decline of morals, but when it comes right down to it, they will favor killing prostitutes and jacking cars over funding or creating games that actually allows one to fight for ideas. This is because they are fiat conservatives; and like the vampires and zombies in the present invention, they are content to say one thing while doing another; and to write lofty articles while never manning up and taking action to actually change anything. To them real-life abortion is far better than video games with ideals.

srsly reading that thing reminds is like a "undesired conversations on late night public transit" simulator

imagine a bizarro world ilx run by geir and the posters at the Corner, then imagine that as a guy's brain

btw how does this one work

hahaha i was just thinking of doing that!

so obv it shows great taste and sensibility

And too, for the first time in the history of video gaming, this game will allow the protagonist to shoot those who rap crass hiphop lyrics, thusly saving their young daughters from a world of soul-destroying over-sexulaization.

wau

http://theirisnetwork.org/