Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

that was kinda "last name: ever, first name: greatest" levels of spitting

last name Biden, first name not a socialist

joe knows that 80% of his coalition are broadly within the anti-stalinist western marxist tradition and he's gambling that the other 20% - mostly hardcore anti-revisionists - have nowhere else to go. let's see how that plays out in the tankbelt though https://t.co/9d11UAVVvs

— Rory Scothorne (@shirkerism) October 25, 2020

The Unbearable Lightness of Biden

(Aaaaand, that's it, folks. The most literary, the most erudite, yet still somehow stupid #dadjokey pun post I have ever made, and likely will ever make. I should probably retire.)

Dadjoking is an incurable degenerative disease. Take it from one who knows.

Oh Boy, Big Daddy Biden going to continue to topple democratically elected leaders for sweet, sweet resources while blaming it all on leftists and the specter of communism!

God I fucking hate this asshole

He’ll make the CIA great again.

So seems like most are hoping he gets in so we can wait around 4 years for something better.
I guess it's just a matter of.....

Biden our time

<dadjoke armsrace>

80% of his coalition are broadly within the anti-stalinist western marxist tradition

...no?

I had trouble cutting through that thicket of adjectives too.

I just assumed xyz was posting that tweet for the lolz, which is clearly its intended purpose anyway

It is for the lolz, Rory is a commentator on English and Scottish Politics.

Obv that Biden tweet is one for the 'we'll make sanctions great again' pile.

honestly "Biden our Time" is probably where a lot of us are at tbh --

but seriously, did a lot of y'all not have to take improv in school because some of you really need to work on your "Yes! And"s

like Yes! organizing and activism is what leads to progressive change and I do what I can IRL AND we can complain about the current state of politics on ILX

YES improv is annoying AND i fp'd you

for this first debate, I'm looking for a type of event, a gathering that a lot of people would attend.

I'm looking for three distinct movie genres.

I'm also looking for a celebrity that would appear in them.

ok, who has suggestions

it's milo z tompkins time

YES improv is annoying AND i fp'd you

― The Beige of Dadz (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, October 26, 2020 11:54 AM (fifty-nine minutes ago)

YES I LOL-ed AND i loL-ED AT nEAnderthal's homage

What kind of school makes you take improv?

Clown college

Drama class, and a lot of goofy self-help groups

I'll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way

xp

Look, just because I went to Oberlin...

(points at ttitt) Hah! Aha! (points again) Oberlin! (nods crazily, starts to chuckle quietly) An Oberliner! Yup! Now I see...table went to Oberlin. (pounds fist into open palm) Damn! (exits stage left, mumbling happily)

Amazing how a simple if stupid joke can be taken so poorly by someone two decades my senior.

poorly?

ironic

don't you think

I graduated from that notorious madhouse of artsy radicals, The Evergreen State College. If anyone understands Oberlin's snickersome reputation vs. its reality, it's a Geoduck from TESC.

i went to the university of your mom

I went to Your Mom State and lemme tell ya, I graduated magna cum loud!!!

what was yr major?

they don't call 'em Alma Mater for nothing

I double majored... B.A. in T and B.S. in A!!!

shouldn't that be Magnum Cum Loud ?

there ain't no 'majoring' at TESC. we learn. we do things. but we don't do credentialing.

uh, I was asking the graduates of Your Mom University and Your Mom State, not you, Aimless

contrary to popular belief, they do in fact have grades at Evergreen State:

Awesome job rolling this marijuana joint, dude!
Bonghits before class? Don't mind if I do!
C'mon man, put down that book and let's go smoke a giant doobie!
Don't think I'll go to class today, or even think at all!
Fuck it, pack another bowl!

omg -- great use of hidden text!

In my day the usual joke was that your mom graduated cum loudly

lol, your mom enjoys sexual intercourse in a healthy way

my name is forks and i'm here to say

signs you might be an 80's baby

that doesn't rhyme, booed off of the Apollo

that's hard to swallow

Iceclovestofu

very much biden our time here
i may need to go offline for the homestretch week. i'm jittery.

Iceclovestofu

All right stop, collaborate and listen

Check out the hook while my dj revolves it