Anyway I came here to post that I was shockingly old to discover that the French were still executing people by guillotine as late as 1977.
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link
The Spanish were still using the garrote in 1974.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link
Andorra only abolished its use in 1990.
xxxpost Someone noted upthread that fingers work just as well. Look at your hands, palms down. Pinky finger of yr left hand is January (31 days). Space between pinky and ring is February (less than 31 days). Ring finger is March (31 days). Treat your thumbs as if they were one contiguous finger with no space between (September and October, both 31 days). Continue until you run out of months.
This is one of those things that would take like four seconds to demonstrate irl but is a huge PITA to describe with words.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link
If you don't mind I'll stick to the rhyme.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link
I do mind, very much so.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link
Maybe I should compose a rhyme for my trick to help with its popularity.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link
September and October, both 31 days
― Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link
The rhyme wins out.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link
but August has 31 days and September has 30
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link
xp
30 days have September, April June and NovemberAll the rest have 31So put away your knuckles sonOh yeah, there's February tooFigure it out - I ain't spoonfeeding you
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link
โ here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Tuesday, October 27, 2020 10:39 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
they should bring this back
― glengarry gary beers (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:01 (three years ago) link
https://cdn.quotesgram.com/img/16/84/1996671609-messed_up.gif
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link
If nothing else, I've demonstrated today why I need a mnemonic to remember the number of days in a given month.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link
The term "alley-oop" was used in football before it was used in basketball.
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
i'm sorry that i messed things upand I'm sorry that sorry is never enough-Richard Marx
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link
lol
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link
30 days have September, April, June, and NovemberAll the rest are too hard to remember,Eeny meanie miney mo,January has 20 and March also,if they holler give them more days,subtracting them from February's 38my mother told me to distribute the rest of the days evenlyso May and July and August and December each get 31
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link
I use the knuckle thing still!
@chonnye I use this knuckle counting trick if I'm unsure! Months on knuckles are 31 and ones between are 30. Or Feb. pic.twitter.com/aO5gst9fZb— @DerekTheDuck (@DerekTheDuck) March 31, 2016
― kinder, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link
reminds me of teh time when I was in a church musical called THE BACKYARD GANG and the cast was struggling with singing the lyric, which was "la-di-da-di-da-di-da-di-da-di-di", and so instead of telling the one or two dumb people "it's literally just la-di-da-di over and over, with two dis" at the end, the idiot changed it to "la-di-di-di-da-di-di-di-da-di-da" and not only was that harder to remember, but now it no longer rhymed with the next bar, which ended in "Happily".
burned her house down *emotionally*
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link
Here's my mnemonic for how many days in a month: OSJJLAAFCTIPOIYP
o
sweet
jeebus
just
look
at
a
fucking
calendar.
there
is
probably
one
in
your
pocket
― Fjord Explorer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link
i'm wearing fuckin cargo pants i can't fit the 1990 SI swimsuit calendar in my fuckin pocket
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link
i think the benefit of the rhyme is you don't have to stare at your upraised knuckles like a crazy person
― Number None, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link
my knuckles say LOVE
well, LOEV...my tattoo artist was an idiot
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link
my arms say LUVTHEM
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link
My knuckles say EARL GREY... not super tough, I know.
― Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link
Thank u YMP, this is helpful, particularly since you managed to create a mnemonic using a Sigur Rรณs song title.
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link
Monthly mnemonic
January febuary march april may june jason derulo pic.twitter.com/VXpds5Uftb— ๐๐ก๐ฎโ์ถ๐ป| (@TAECHURRY) September 29, 2020
― here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link
I have no fucking idea how people find the knuckle or finger thing useful but ironically it can never remember what 'index finger' is and have to go through a process of elimination is because I know where a ring is worn and I know what a middle is.
― Alba, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link
itโs the one that indicates
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link
https://youtu.be/w8Oxg9zPUBE
― Specific Ocean Blue (dog latin), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link
Great url
― Alba, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link
The index finger (also referred to as forefinger, first finger, pointer finger, trigger finger, digitus secundus, digitus II, and many other terms) is the second finger of a human hand.
Wikipedia comes good again. DIGITUS II it is for me from now on.
― Alba, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link
xpost lol, wait, there's a method of figuring out the number of days in a month by counting your pubes?
― OrificeMax (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link
one extremely long, world-record length, greasy, lone day, in isolation and surrounded by smooth silky skin, has october.
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link
seems kinda difficult to remember, better to go with the knuckles
― just another 3-pinnochio post by (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link
The annual 12 knuckle shuffle
― Alba, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 19:13 (three years ago) link
DIGITUS II: Digital Boogaloo
DIGITUS II: The Refingering
DIGITUS II: Return of the Pointer
― Fjord Explorer (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
30 pubes have SeptemberApril June and NovemberAll the rest are bushy af
― Neanderthal, Tuesday, 27 October 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
Monthly mnemonic๐ฆ[January febuary march april may june jason derulo pic.twitter.com/VXpds5Uftb๐ธโ ๐๐ก๐ฎโ์ถ๐ป| (@TAECHURRY) September 29, 2020๐ธ]๐ฆ
― Welcome to Nonrock (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 27 October 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link
I say "Thirty days *hath* September..." for some reason, I have no idea why.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link
Ha yeah i got that olde tymey vibe in my mnemonic too
― pence's eye juice (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 16:27 (three years ago) link
Wasn't until a month or so ago that it dawned on me that the Lincoln Project was not an organization of gay GOP members.
That group, of course, are known as Log Cabin Republicans.
https://i.imgur.com/Y8Trqg6.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link
^^ Image needed more drop shadow, imo.
Forsooth, sirrah, I also hath ye olde quaintie language in my mnemonic. Zounds!
Verily, I still sayeth unto ye, why not just look at yr damn phone?
― Anaรฏs Ninja (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link
Fie on thee, wretched soul, for thou reliest too kindly upon thine hell-rectangle.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
Wait,
The index finger (also referred to as [...] first finger, [...]) is the second finger of a human hand.
― fetter, Wednesday, 28 October 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link
If you seek the months that 30 days containSeptember, April, June, and November would be the expected refrainIf you wish to know those with 31That's too many questionsJethro, get my gun
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link
Good un
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 28 October 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link