Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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New: Joe Biden and Kamala Harris have released a statement on the fatal shooting of Walter Wallace Jr. by police in Philadelphia. pic.twitter.com/x3KGKl7q9c

— Holly Otterbein (@hollyotterbein) October 27, 2020

Same old liberal BS comparing some broken windows and cops grazed by water bottles to the structural, systemic violence of white supremacy.

Same old liberals wouldn’t be half as bad as Biden. In this moment, even Hillary would be able to muster something better than “looting is bad.”

honestly after the last 40 years in America, Americans below middle class income should be able to loot any business of their choosing every day for an entire year decade

Not only was the secondary "anger is worse than the police killing" paragraph in that statement longer than the initial "sorry to u mans an dem" paragraph, Biden has now bumped it up to the top:

#BREAKING: Joe Biden speaks on Philadelphia unrest.

Reporter: "What do you say to Philadelphia residents that are outraged by yet another unarmed Black man being shot by police?"

Biden: "What I say is that there is no excuse whatsoever for the looting and the violence." pic.twitter.com/9ffWy1oBQG

— The Hill (@thehill) October 28, 2020

Reporter: "What do you say to Philadelphia residents that are outraged by yet another unarmed Black man being shot by police?"

Biden: "What I say is WILL you plebs just SHUT THE FUCK UP about police brutalising and murdering you in the streets. FFS!"

Exciting stuff, would vote for if I was American.

I’m black. I’m a cop. I’ve also had hours of de-escalation training.

With that said:

No matter your color, mental status, prior condition, or mood, if you run at me with a knife, I will shoot you. Many times.

The end. #Philadelphia #phillyriots #BlueLivesMatter

— Zeek Arkham (Insubordinate and churlish) (@CopWithAttitude) October 27, 2020

maybe the Joe Biden who thinks that the entirety of US policing has been irreparably tainted by violent lawlessness should have a word with the Joe Biden who thinks that increasing their funding will slightly reduce the amount of murders they do

Entire hours of de-escalation training? Impressive

Fucking grim

Must be horrible to have a president who openly encourages psychos like zeek to commit acts of terror, hopefully in a few days you guys can replace him with... oh

I'm white, I'm a citizen, and I don't care what color or sexual orientation you are, if you're a cop, you're a piece of shit and deserve nothing but the absolute depths of scorn.

Honestly, that's the core of it. Just as anyone who genuinely wants political power should in a sane system be forever barred from running for office, you can't trust cops, ultimately, because...they chose to be cops. With all that that entails.

Biden really has that "something out of Robocop" quality to me that is like half demoralizing because Robocop is dystopian, but also half reassuring, because Robocop was a 1980s dystopia which is somewhat nostalgic as opposed to the one we're in now? #trenchant

I don't think all cops are pieces of shit, but I do think that cops who call themselves @CopWithAttitude on twitter do tend to have noticeably higher levels of attitude

I feel like having a social handle like @1baddkkkopp or a vanity plate like 1cop1gun should be fireable offenses

it’s just shocking to me how cowed all the ‘good cops’ are. seems like it would be a good time to want to separate yourself from the large contingent of openly white supremacist bloodthirsty thugs that have infiltrated LE from top to bottom

That's because there are no good cops.

xp firefighters too. so many of them are just total douchebags. racist, dumb tattoos, all that. and don't even get me started on how long it takes them to put out the dang fires!

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if workers in this country had 1/20 the solidarity of racist cops...

xp burrito -- firefighters are nowhere near the douchebags that fire inspectors are ... they are almost all wannabe cops

The good cops have already quit the force, shame hanging over them for that part of their life. Just going by internet confessionals...

why would we go by anything else

Biden really has that "something out of Robocop" quality to me that is like half demoralizing because Robocop is dystopian, but also half reassuring, because Robocop was a 1980s dystopia which is somewhat nostalgic as opposed to the one we're in now? #trenchant

― sarahell

lol, i think you're right! keep your past dystopias close; keep your future dystopias closer

Well I'll be damned
https://www.foxnews.com/missing-biden-documents-recovered

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damnit, they've lost them again!

No matter your color, mental status, prior condition, or mood, if you run at me with a knife, I will shoot you. Many times.

Goddamit.

This is a story about my father. He only told it once, in a memoir he wrote about his days in the navy from 1940 until his discharge in 1946. He trained as a Physician's Mate and served on a hospital ship. His ship was full of casualties from the Pacific war and was heading back to Hawaii when a mentally disturbed patient left his bed and was running loose in the ship with a kitchen knife. My father was sent out to corral him.

Everyone on the ship was very helpful about telling my dad how to find this guy, but only one other sailor volunteered to help subdue him. He tracked him down to a corridor where the patient was yelling and brandishing his knife.

Now pay close attention, Zeek Arkham.

My dad told the other guy to stand apart and make a quick feint, while my dad ran up, tackled him and took his knife away. Then the other sailor helped wrestle him into submission.

Hey, Zeek, guess how much more you get paid than my dad did.

https://www.businessinsider.com/ups-said-found-lost-tucker-carlson-documents-sending-back-2020-10

Burrito, your post is disingenuous bullshit. Sad!

the one about cops or the one about firefighters?

Firefighters. While the Venn of where cops and firefighters meet is real, a lot of firefighters genuinely want to help people, and also have more of a duty to help similar to the Hippocratic oath.

Cops, on the other hand, seem to mostly get into the business of enforcing state terror because they get off on imposing their will on other people and are dumb as fucking rocks.

At least Firefighters don't actively kill people, usually. They do tend to be hella racist though

They've more successfully fought racial integration than cops, feels like

wait I thought the firefighters post up thread was irony

some posters don't see irony

Aimless that’s a hell of a story!

I understand and appreciate irony well-deployed. Burrito's post was satire that relied on sarcasm and hyperbole, and seemed to suggest that being against cops is in any way similar to being against firefighters. It isn't.

I read the first half of burrito's post as mostly serious about firefighters, and the second half as mostly making fun of burritoself

as pointless as it is to be "against" all individuals grouped together into one vocational category (cops in general, all irredeemable garbage people each equally deserving of the absolute depths of scorn to a certain degree more or less than that of firefighters or Army Drone Operators or hedge fund managers or personal injury lawyers or insert whatever other controversial profession), it would also be pointless of me to try and bring a new persuasive argument in response to this mentality, as if that hasn't been attempted a billion times already on this message board or in every other conversation about police that happens after they shoot yet another unarmed black American.

if you think all cops/any cop is worthless, then where do you go from there? total anarchy, shifting towards experimental non-governmental community policing schemes, defunding, reform? doing what the Oakland PD tried to do to get out from under federal oversight in that pretty decent documentary The Force? these are all totally worthwhile topics for discussion, but if you think law enforcement agents are just inherently bad people, how can you even go there? it's like giving up

My thinking from exposure to Foucault: enforcing state laws corrupts the soul, so let's pay for state controls for this aberrant behavior

wait, which aberrant behaviour - enforcing the laws?

I don't think all cops are worthless garbage humans, but I'm a LOT closer to thinking that than I was three years ago. It's comforting to imagine that cold-case detectives solving serial killers aren't hateful pieces of shit who joined the force just so they could make up for feelings of personal inadequacy dating back to high school by beating up ppl who pay them. Also, Columbo was ✊

Our own opinions on options for reform vs replacement are probably best suited to another thread, but Joe Biden's devastating hypocrisies on copism are one of the two most alarming aspects of his 2020 campaign.

I just interpret Biden's comments as what are necessary to hold the center, maybe naively

I like burrito's post

doing what the Oakland PD tried to do to get out from under federal oversight in that pretty decent documentary The Force?

for the sake of mine and table's sanity, let's not bring Oakland PD into this ... okay, maybe mostly just my sanity ... and the thought of the significant percentage of the City's budget that went to paying for the misconduct and shitty behavior of OPD, on top of the huge percentage of the City's budget that goes to OPD in general, and not the "settling police brutality lawsuits" ... which reminds me, I need to vote still

Total police abolition and the expansion of often already existing resources would go a long way in creating a more just, safe world.

It is ridiculous to address the so-called 'violence' of looting and rioting while ignoring the massive infrastructure of state violence that keeps much of population immiserated, fearful, and in pain. Some, apparently quite a few on this board, are so completely cut off from understanding this simple fact that they'll cape for cops, who exist solely to enforce the laws of this massive infrastructure.

Many middle-class white people swallow cop propaganda like that absurd Biden statement partly because they care about property more than people in a continuation of master-slave relations, and others swallow it because they simply cannot imagine what Baldwin called 'the low ceiling of possibilities' for many Black people in this country.

A man in mental health crisis was murdered in front of his family, his mother. His wife is expecting their child. And yet the story is always about looting and how not all cops are bad. Fuck that.

xp oh it is precisely those sorts of frustrating setbacks and constraints that make the effort to reform so compelling (at least in a documentary sense)! if it was easy to make the difficult changes, no one would care. but yes this is not really the #onethread for it

I just interpret Biden's comments as what are necessary to hold the center, maybe naively

That might even be what Biden tells himself, assuming he still has a functioning internal monologue.

The reality, though, is that he's never shown any indication of caring about systemic racism or police violence - he's speaking from the heart that riots are bad and disruptive to property values and American capitalism and don't you know most cops are good eggs who don't want to shoot you, man?

This is a guy who introduced a 'Cop Bill of Rights' two months after the LAPD beat Rodney King.