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― imago, Saturday, 31 October 2020 11:55 (three years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L397TWLwrUU
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 12:02 (three years ago) link
I had to
― imago, Saturday, 31 October 2020 12:13 (three years ago) link
Also breaking the law by posting something funny in the excelsior thread
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link
Tier 1 is "very important to let it spread", so, let it spread.
― A Scampo Darkly (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 31 October 2020 12:40 (three years ago) link
Haven’t you heard, there are no more tiers. That’s Johnson baby
― Gab B. Nebsit (wins), Saturday, 31 October 2020 13:34 (three years ago) link
isn't Johnson also the manufacturer of Toilet Duck?
― sarahell, Saturday, 31 October 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link
Toilet Duct.
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Saturday, 31 October 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link
S C Johnson, a family company actually.
― big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 19:28 (three years ago) link
Man why don't y'all cool out, listen to some Teddy Ruxpin
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, October 31, 2020 5:30 PM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
I hereby give this EXCELSIOR AWARD for the POSTING OF A FUNNY COMMENT to ilx poster: NEAMBERTHAL! good job, dude
― the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 1 November 2020 00:38 (three years ago) link
This is like luriqua posting after a stint at the Betty Ford clinic
― Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Saturday, October 31, 2020 6:59 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink
drug addiction LOL! Neanberthal is ON FIRE tonight! wink.PNG
― the burrito that defined a generation, Sunday, 1 November 2020 02:01 (three years ago) link
Loved this, good striking imagery toocointelamateur (m bison)Posted: 1 November 2020 at 22:54:19like this is some poochie had to go back to his home planet levels of public embarrassment, you just need to hang it the fuck up, get a yurt somewhere and figure some shit out
― liberté, égalité, scampé (gyac), Sunday, 1 November 2020 23:27 (three years ago) link
Guayaquil (eephus!)Posted: November 1, 2020 at 6:44:21 PMIf Trump wins again Marcus can write a book called DIPSHIT RACIST: A SECRET HISTORY OF THE 21st CENTURY
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link
lmao
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 2 November 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link
If Osama Bin Laden had an “R” next to his name he’d get 35-40 pct of the vote I reckon― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:12 (thirty-four minutes ago) linkHe loves guns and believes in the church― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:12 (thirty-three minutes ago) link...unfortunately his name does rhyme with "obama"― it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:18 (twenty-eight minutes ago)
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 12:49 (three years ago) link
vg+
― Mark G, Thursday, 5 November 2020 07:59 (three years ago) link
this bump
Life Without Buildings
and then ufo's coup de grace
― imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 12:27 (three years ago) link
lol
― treeship., Thursday, 5 November 2020 12:40 (three years ago) link
Why is there a karaoke version of Juno?!
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Thursday, 5 November 2020 12:41 (three years ago) link
Lol This reads like part of a Star Wars film opening crawl:(via CNN)
“ Entrenched at the White House with no public events on his schedule, Trump has personally dispatched advisers to battlegrounds across the country hoping to wage legal battle in places where the margins remain tight. Despite skepticism about the efficacy of his strategy, Trump has remained intent on waging a prolonged fight, viewing it as his only option.”
― SQUIRREL MEAT!! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:52 AM (six minutes ago)
― Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:53 AM (six minutes ago)
he's gonna make the best deal between the trade federation and naboo
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, November 5, 2020 11:58 AM (one minute ago)
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link
was just coming here for that reason
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link
omg @ that Life Without Buildings mashup, wow
― flamboyant goon tie included, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
Okay so I shared a screenshot of Jay Vee's post on Twitter and someone ran with it
https://starwarsintrocreator.kassellabs.io/#!/CMLP0f7hYvBSBqWj_Xwu
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link
the pan down to the incomplete Death Star is *chef's kiss*
― DJP, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link
"You have failed me for the last time, Parscale!"
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link
star wars
― Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link
it's a bit early in the week for SNL, no?
― imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link
SNL = Starwars No Lol ?
― sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link
Some nerd laughs
― Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link
secondhand Ned lark
― early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
let me have this
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link
Sh@kedown Needs Lolz
― sarahell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
I do!
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link
lol ok fine
― imago, Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link
epistantophusPosted: November 5, 2020 at 7:27:57 PM_I feel like this is a Twilight Zone ep where we keep being told moer voets, and moer voets are coming, and the voets never come, and nobody ever wins, and nobody ever loses, and we are perennially in this election forever as time becomes a loop_Every day they will count exactly half the remaining votes.
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 02:48 (three years ago) link
But the follow-up is key:
Every day they will count exactly half the remaining votes.
― epistantophus
trump, putting the zeno in xenophobia
― like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine)
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link
Haha I was just copying that and getting ready to paste it but I’m too slow on my phone.
― epistantophus, Friday, 6 November 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link
Follow-up was a fucking masterstroke, well done katherine!
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link
It really is an epic one-two punch of excelsiority and I am not sure how it can be bested in our lifetimes
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link
Close thread
― The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
fabulous
― howls of non-specificity (sleeve), Friday, 6 November 2020 03:13 (three years ago) link
The smile was broad at that one
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 6 November 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link
Biden up 5k in PA
― Maresn3st, Friday, 6 November 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link
Whoops, apologies, but lol anyway
antici
― reggie (qualmsley), Thursday, November 5, 2020 2:05 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink
(900+ posts later)
PAtion
― reggie (qualmsley), Friday, November 6, 2020 9:34 AM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link
can we have a separate US Election excelsior thread please
― imago, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link
pip pip
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 6 November 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
imago doing a half-decent markers impersonation
― DJP, Friday, 6 November 2020 15:34 (three years ago) link
see what happens when Pat Robertson stops praying for you for one day
― frogbs, Friday, 9 June 2023 18:44 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Friday, 9 June 2023 18:53 (ten months ago) link
top drawer
― Enumerated funks of Walsh, Joe. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 June 2023 19:11 (ten months ago) link
hey guys. things are pretty interesting these days!
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:43 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
many ports of call?
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, March 2, 2016 9:50 AM (seven years ago) bookmarkflaglink
― carthage marine park (Deflatormouse), Monday, 12 June 2023 18:21 (ten months ago) link
that the lift part of a swivel chair base regulates the height of the chair with a pressurised cylinder of gas. I never thought about how they worked before, but at least now I know why my old knackered chair doesn't rise any more.
― calzino, Friday, June 16, 2023 1:28 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
See, you manually raise it to the top, sit and commence work. It should very slowly descend through your work. When you reach the bottom, you have completed one seat-session of work. It’s like the worst xkcd comic ever.
― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Friday, June 16, 2023 2:48 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
brb farting in my old swivel chair
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, June 16, 2023 2:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
if it raises yr seat u did it right
― rick james, critical moralist (Hunt3r), Friday, June 16, 2023 3:25 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
that's what the Josh Groban song is about iirc
― the manwich horror (Neanderthal), Friday, June 16, 2023 3:32 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
"It should very slowly descend through your work"
if it goes down before you have a completed a work session then you aren't farting hard enough
― calzino, Friday, June 16, 2023 4:03 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Sunday, 18 June 2023 20:55 (ten months ago) link
at this point, this is what we deserve
― imago, Sunday, 18 June 2023 21:23 (ten months ago) link
It’s stunning how untelegenic DeSantis is.― The Triumphant Return of Bernard & Stubbs (Raymond Cummings), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:07 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkHe has no irises.― the dreaded dependent claus (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:09 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglinkhe doesn't want the world to see him― Cthulhu Diamond Phillips (Neanderthal), Monday, April 24, 2023 10:11 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Monday, 19 June 2023 02:16 (ten months ago) link
amazing
― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Monday, 19 June 2023 02:21 (ten months ago) link
She's the Joe Rogan guest who talked about how in North Korea Children eat Rats, and then die from eating the rats, and then are eaten by rats, who are then eaten by children
― Alito Bit of Soap (President Keyes), Monday, July 17, 2023 2:08 PM bookmarkflaglink
Always should be someone you really love
― linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Monday, July 17, 2023 2:23 PM bookmarkflaglink
― the new drip king (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2023 18:32 (nine months ago) link
hahah brilliant
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 17 July 2023 18:43 (nine months ago) link
hehe!
― kinder, Monday, 17 July 2023 19:43 (nine months ago) link
WOW
― flamboyant goon tie included, Monday, 17 July 2023 20:14 (nine months ago) link
ha
― Ár an broc a mhic (darraghmac), Monday, 17 July 2023 20:38 (nine months ago) link
"they just grifted apart" lmao unreal
― goole, Tuesday, 26 September 2023 03:51 (seven months ago) link
By "socially impenetrable" I mean, is there a female musician in her late 50s doing songs about particles and ancient kingdoms or whatever who can attract a crowd as large as TMBG?
― Chris L, Thursday, October 5, 2023 9:51 AM (fifteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
Faith Hill is 56 and she DOES pack arenas with her stories of love and centrifugal motion.
― scott seward, Thursday, October 5, 2023 9:58 AM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Thursday, 5 October 2023 14:07 (seven months ago) link
This is more of a controversial ILM opinion, but I'm really sick of posters who think I want to read Christgau's opinion on literally anything. Post Christgau quotes in the Christgau thread. We don't need to hear it otherwise.― budo jeru, Friday, November 24, 2023 12:39 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglinkBudo proves Groucho’s First Axiom. The club ain’t having it either. C-― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Friday, November 24, 2023 12:41 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― budo jeru, Friday, November 24, 2023 12:39 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
Budo proves Groucho’s First Axiom. The club ain’t having it either. C-
― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Friday, November 24, 2023 12:41 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:15 (five months ago) link
low-hanging fruit perhaps, but i loled
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:16 (five months ago) link
i still don't understand if i'm being told i shouldn't post here anymore, but it is clever i guess
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:17 (five months ago) link
I thought the C- was being awarded to Christgau in that exchange?
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:21 (five months ago) link
xp i didn't take it that way budo! posted it here just because it was a satisfyingly good imitation, but yes i agree with halfway that the intended meaning is that christgau ain't here, and we don't want him
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:26 (five months ago) link
The smug satisfaction of my first-ever excelsior shout-out tarnished by the spectre of budo taking offence — none meant! I was posting in character for lulz only. Don’t go changin’
― lethbridge-pfunkboy (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 18:58 (five months ago) link
yeah I just took it as a hilarious riff on Christgau's style. I'm a budo fan!
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 19:51 (five months ago) link
haha, ok! i see now how Lavator's interpretation makes sense
happy to assist here, hd
― budo jeru, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 20:15 (five months ago) link
I felt bad for Christgau, though
― Halfway there but for you, Tuesday, 28 November 2023 20:19 (five months ago) link
Good post budo
― mojo dojo casas house (gyac), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 20:24 (five months ago) link
I Killed Christgau with My Big Flag Post
― assert (matttkkkk), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:28 (five months ago) link
hahaha
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 28 November 2023 21:46 (five months ago) link
― budo jeru, Wednesday, 29 November 2023 01:28 (five months ago) link
Solid #1.
― jmm, Thursday, November 16, 2023 4:26 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
might need to see a urologist
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, November 16, 2023 4:27 PM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
― ꙮ (map), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 01:48 (five months ago) link
"pissin a shit" as they say in the uk
― Natural Wine • Danny Devito • Virginia (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 02:33 (five months ago) link
omg mattkkkk made me spit out my drink
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 03:33 (five months ago) link
tiny payback for your comedic riches Neando
― assert (matttkkkk), Wednesday, 29 November 2023 05:47 (five months ago) link
Just because:
"Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?" Dudley asked Aunt Petunia dully"I'll be in my room, making no noise and pretending I'm not there," said Harry dully."How many monsters d'you think this place can hold?" Ron asked dully.Dully, Harry turned it over"Madam Pomfrey fixed him best she could," said Hagrid dully“Balderdash,” said Harry dully.“Great,” said Harry dullyWell, it might be easier to get past a dragon if he were a ferret, Harry thought dully“Quidditch,” he said dully“Fairy lights” he said dully“I asked her to go with me just now,” Harry said dully“Dunno,” Harry said dully“No,” said Sirius dully“I’ve told you,” Harry repeated dullyThey bowed clumsily, muttering dullyAnd all the while, his scar burned dullyThere you go, Sirius, Harry though dully“Fine” said Harry dullySome of them had broken windows, glimmering dullyHarry wondered dully“Well I tried,” she said dully“Well,” said Angelina dully“Yeah, I suppose you’d better,” said Harry dully.They glimmered dullyAn ornate letter S, inlaid with many small green stones, glinted dully
(All but the last are from the first five books, maybe one bit of editing advice finally got through)
― organ doner (ledge), Wednesday, November 29, 2023 3:18 AM (thirteen hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
dully noted
― Boris Yitsbin (wins), Wednesday, November 29, 2023 3:22 AM (twelve hours ago) bookmarkflaglink
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:21 (five months ago) link
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:40 (five months ago) link
wins is a poacher with these lols, need to sign him to LOLverhampton
― a very very unfair (Neanderthal), Thursday, 30 November 2023 00:48 (five months ago) link
Not dullitch?
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 November 2023 07:35 (five months ago) link
Dullbulbore
― Beyond Goo and Evol (President Keyes), Thursday, 30 November 2023 13:04 (five months ago) link
in another world, Tom Swifties would be known, confusingly, as Tom Dullys
― not the one who's tryin' to dub your anime (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 30 November 2023 14:28 (five months ago) link
Dull Kierlea
― Mark G, Thursday, 30 November 2023 16:13 (five months ago) link
seeing some clips from this and it looks like Chappelle is straight up a Jeff Dunham-level comedian now. obviously there's no one like this here but do those who actually love the anti-trans shit actually think this shit is funny? it's like the same variations of the One Joke that boomers have been making for decades now
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:22 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglin
If I boot this up and see no puppets, I'm going to be very disappointed in you, frogs.
― pplains, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:36 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink
the puppets are in the audience, man
― frogbs, Tuesday, January 2, 2024 10:45 AM (fifty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink
― peace, man, Tuesday, 2 January 2024 16:43 (four months ago) link