Joe Biden, Senator from Citibank (oops, DELAWARE), to Run for President

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Sic, beware that I am forgiving, but many Philadelphians are not.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 2 November 2020 12:24 (three years ago) link

As in, the events and outrage of the past week have occurred in Philadelphia, not Pittsburgh.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 2 November 2020 12:25 (three years ago) link

mea culpa, it was late and I haven't slept in a few years - obv I cited the case properly the other day

edited for dog profanity (sic), Monday, 2 November 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link

All good! I just wanted to point it out, because I was confused at first, and then I was like, "oh sic means Philly."

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 2 November 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

TBH I wouldn't be surprised to hear the cops pulled an identical stunt in Pittsburgh

american primitive stylophone (zchyrs), Monday, 2 November 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

They did in 2018 with Antwon Rose.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 2 November 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

congrats, asshole

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

lol

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

15 years and 7000 posts later

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

that's the most posts a democratic candidate has ever received

Evan, Wednesday, 4 November 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

hate this guy

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:10 (three years ago) link

wb

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

Fingers crossed that he's forced to leave office by April.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:28 (three years ago) link

Went to bed at 3:00 feeling like the closeness itself, regardless of the winner, was a sobering loss--I wanted the blowout that was dangled before me--and even though it is disturbing, I'm feeling happier than I thought I would eking one out. (Maybe a bit better.) Not to over-dramatize, but I genuinely wondered how your country would get through a second Trump term. Not violence or anything, just the emotional toll. I think I would have tuned out completely myself.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 November 2020 00:37 (three years ago) link

I'm glad his victory is imminent so that I'll have the opportunity to absolutely loathe every president I've ever been conscious and alive for.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 November 2020 02:02 (three years ago) link

And I mean, I'm a pretty loving guy.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 November 2020 02:02 (three years ago) link

presidents of this country: they suck ass generally

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 5 November 2020 02:37 (three years ago) link

even though it is disturbing, I'm feeling happier than I thought I would eking one out

😏

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 03:18 (three years ago) link

Are you still thinking Biden will take PA?

— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) November 5, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 5 November 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link

Sry

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 5 November 2020 03:23 (three years ago) link

Joe, you used images of me getting beaten up in Charlottesville over and over and I have to tell you that those people beating me up were in fact my enemies. https://t.co/qtEz8iXxA8

— Emily of the State (@EmilyGorcenski) November 4, 2020

@RealKarlMalone™ (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 04:18 (three years ago) link

Btw I will call Joe Biden good if he somehow secures 900 billion dollars or so for Amtrak

all cats are beautiful (silby), Thursday, 5 November 2020 05:03 (three years ago) link

we have to stop treating our opponents as emilies

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Thursday, 5 November 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

That Biden tweet is exactly why I can't stand the guy. Someone who wants to kill me and my partner is my enemy, white supremacists are my enemy, the police are my enemy. Enough with this namby-pamby "I can work with Strom Thurmond" crap.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 November 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

Btw I will call Joe Biden good if he somehow secures 900 billion dollars or so for Amtrak

― all cats are beautiful (silby), Wednesday, November 4, 2020 9:03 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

the fact that he likes trains is cool.

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 November 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link

PLUR for white supremacists and active fascists, cabinet positions for billionaires, shoot protestors against police brutality, concoct fake charges to permanently imprison people who create a fun and inclusive environment for dancing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rF1FrKkRRek

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

yes Joe's earnest and abiding love of trains is his only redeeming quality AFAICT (not counting "not being trump")

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, 5 November 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

but offset by his sinister love of ice cream

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 5 November 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

I hope he doesn't make raves a priority on Day 1.

clemenza, Thursday, 5 November 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link

the desert is the only safe place to dance in 2021

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Thursday, 5 November 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link

I've danced through the desert on a horse with no name

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

Festivals with Steve Aoki headlining aren't raves, Keyes.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

Like if that guy showed up to a rave in Philly, he'd have his ass beaten to a pulp

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

Our city has a councillor who’s one of those guys. “I love progress so much I will vote against every progressive policy unless it costs $0”

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

Accurately describes my mother's slight brain worms, which have dissipated slowly as my father has gotten her on the side of labor over the years.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 November 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

why not just a t shirt that says "MY DAD'S A VP AT AT&T"

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 5 November 2020 23:11 (three years ago) link

HATE THE POOR LOVE WEED MARGINALLY LESS RACIST THAN MY PARENTS

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 5 November 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

biden finally becomes important enough to warrant his own thread, 15 years after this thread began

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Saturday, 7 November 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link

7,047 Previous Biden Posts Can’t Be Wrong

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Sunday, 8 November 2020 12:03 (three years ago) link

Joe Biden: I will fight coronavirus by shoveling money at private health insurance companies.https://t.co/8mKr0fnNcW pic.twitter.com/CqlKttxf2O

— Medicare for All (@AllOnMedicare) November 8, 2020

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Sunday, 8 November 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

Who would thunk it

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 9 November 2020 00:00 (three years ago) link

I'm feeling a little....infuriated at reading this tonight as I learn in the last hour that a good friend, an employee of Debbie Mucarsel-Powell, declared he was HIV+ and alive thanks to the "many, many problems" with the Affordable Care Act.

Patriotic Goiter (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 9 November 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link

(Alfred, if you want to expand, please do, but I'm not pressing you - that quote isn't from either version of the NPR story or from this thread, so it seems like you might be quoting your friend? but it doesn't seem to jibe with the rhetoric I'm inferring in your post.)

((That aside, it remains frustrating that Biden sees the pandemic as an opportunity to necessarily end-run around many bureaucratic and $-wasteful elements of the ACA, while insisting on preserving those elements. The ACA/Romneycare was a sincere improvement on the system as it stood, but was shaped by "bipartisan compromise," and indeed remains compromised. Biden sees that effective response to a public health crisis is impeded by the ACA, and therefore its rules must be bent. Universal healthcare is already preferred by the people of the US, and the pandemic would provide an opportunity to at least make the case for it. Maybe the Georgia runoff and McConnell will end up making it impossible to take steps toward a better system, but two months of explaining how it will save lives for less money - while thousands of people continue to die - would go a long way toward encouraging voters to call their local reps and write to their senators.))

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Monday, 9 November 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link

as fun as it is for me to utilize ACA subsidies as a tax planning strategy for myself, most people really don't like dealing with the stress of "what if I have to pay back the subsidy" and getting the 1095-A form and then some people do have to pay back thousands of dollars in subsidy if they are on an ACA plan where they have to pay some of it, however, people who end up on state equivalents of Medicaid don't have to repay anything, even if they "shouldn't have been on Medicaid" because their income increased, but people who "shouldn't have been on" the plans with a partial subsidy have to repay the amount of subsidy it turns out months later they made too much to receive and it's just ... the system needs to be simpler.

sarahell, Monday, 9 November 2020 05:10 (three years ago) link

Asked how he can work with Republicans if they won’t even acknowledge he won, Biden says, “They will. They will.”

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) November 10, 2020

@oneposter (👍) (sic), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

the system needs to be simpler.

simplest would be single-payer, but we don't have the right Congress for that, yet. god knows what they'll do when Biden tries to implement Medicare at age 60.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 10 November 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

Joe Biden: there's nothing wrong with the police, an institution I have described as entirely rotten and poisonous throughout, that more money can't fix!

Louisville Metro Police: concealed at least 738,000 records documenting the sexual abuse of Explorer Scouts by two officers — then lied that the FBI had the records in order to keep the files from the public, then deleted them.

Joe Biden, soon: these children who spoke out about being sexually abused by an official police grooming program should be shot in the leg.

@oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Thursday, 12 November 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link

just so relieved to have an actual president again.

Biden's transition team includes executives from Lyft, Airbnb, Amazon, Capital One, Booz Allen, Uber, Visa, JPMorgan, Google/Sidewalk Labs, and a mutant sea of former spies, extra-judicial murder advocates and lobbyists.

@oneposter (⛰️) (sic), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link

a Sidewalk Labs guy turning up in the Biden transition team is hilarious and perfect

it bangs for thee (Simon H.), Thursday, 12 November 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link


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