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I don't think so

I am way more zen about this election than I was about the last UK one, another country I do not live in

i turned in early slept thru woke up fresh and since then all i can think is "new yorker live election coverage but it's just jeffrey toobin jerking off on-cam for six straight days"

I thought you swore you weren’t a fascist

OMG

*taking handfuls of random vitamins and OTC pills to prevent covid based on "interesting literature"*

I really want to stop having to take reassurance from Schindler's List in that my accounting and biz administration skills could save me and people I care about from fascist death camps

This fake song lyric thing is making me feel more and more like lex.

cool, you can also leave like he did

That's not very funny.

But then, what's new?

i have a full parody of a train song, "Meat Virginia", that i'm just saving for the right moment. it's in a file on my desktop called "meeting notes 12_3_19.txt"

Now I kinda want to hear it

i have a storage unit full of herbalife nutritional supplements. you buy a case, you get the lyrics to "Meat Virginia". same deal i gave everyone else.

Oh god, I dated a girl in college who's mom got really into herbalife. I remember her home office, garage and basement just overflowing with herbalife boxes.

did she later get into Lularoe?

I could absolutely see that happening, but I broke up with her daughter well before that became a thing, so I didn't have to see it.

I thought you didn't want to abolish the police

never seen anyone so hamstrung by what other people think

Come to think of it, "Gang of Four Seasons" is pretty ripe mashup fodder

a real pass-ag post for you: I neither have the time nor the patience to find the original offending posts, but I'm sure the mods will know what I intended when I flagged the two posts I did.

what a fucking joke, you babies

ILX Will Eat Itself

its not the depths thatll kill yis, its the bends on the way back up

it has been awhile since ILX was all Radiohead threads

hail to the thief

i wonder if conservative old people will start having nightmares about this ... because Michael Shannon looks like the kinda guy who would actually do it

most non-rightwingers arent literally coming out & saying “see, turns out trumpism isnt about racism after all” but sometimes it seems to be heavily implied

I feel like you'd get a real "kick" out of the Dropkick Murphys, treesh. they're from Boston but they have a really strong Celtic vibe. it doesn't get any more Irish than this! 💚🤞🌱☘️🍀🍏🥬🥗🍺🍻🌈🎩🇮🇪

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZN3weW1udE

Literally no conversation you can't make stupider.

people ilxor loves: cops, landlords

Yeah, wtf?

people ilxor loves: cops, landlords, silby

people ilxor loves: cops, landlords

of course no one on that thread was actually proclaiming a love for landlords but hey ...

dogshit vs. pancreatic cancer: y'know, dogshit is not as bad as pancreatic cancer

some ilxors: omg you love dogshit!

Landlords and cops both resemble cancer more than dogshit

granted a cop can kill you faster than cancer -- so like: cops < pancreatic cancer < landlords/dogshit

i’ll never be mature enough to understand how the real world works, so I can see how all the worst things in existence are good actually

you'd enjoy the Slack then

very nearly FPed you for that before i thought about it

Lol dude just fucking get over it

Slack huh?

I still have no idea how to read this thread. Or what the purpose is?

Cattiness AFAICT

https://i.gr-assets.com/images/S/compressed.photo.goodreads.com/hostedimages/1466273553i/19461551._SY540_.jpg

a discussion about ending or slightly reducing state violence should not sound this much like a discussion about how to market a new product. imo

Does the entire fuck the police aesthetic strike you as deeply fucking irritating?

Political slogans have been around for at least 2400 years. They show up in ancient Roman graffiti.

https://static1.fjcdn.com/comments/Alanthewhite+rolls+294523237+centurion+whats+this+then+_cbdf314559d3c87e4fd4d9b9ec5ab563.jpg